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Gummi Bear: Down the Donut Hole

With conflicting reports as to whether or not Gummi Bear is in some sort of outpatient treatment facility, TMZ has determined the whereabouts of the bear -- and learned that the voluptuously plump oil prince has been holed up at a Beverly Hills donut shop! Self medicating, perhaps?!
Gummi Bear
TMZ spies spotted Gummi, human name Jason Davis, with a male friend at gourmet donut shop Frittelli's on Wednesday -- in Gummiworld it's always time to make the doughnuts! And in a story right out of Ripley's Believe It or Not, we're told the Gumster actually looked "much thinner." Has he sworn off kegs as well?! We're also told the clumsy bear was sporting a dark suit and a HUGE scab on his forehead. Fall out of a cake?

Sources tell us GB ordered a caramel frappuccino and said, "I'm gonna look at the doughnuts, but not touch. I'm trying to be good." In a related story, hell froze over today!



Tags: Gummi Bear, GummiBear, JAson Davis, JasonDavis

Reader Comments

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31. So many of you hiding behind your screens need to loose a few or put the smokes down and go for a run so I don't understand the highly critical stance you have of someone with a desire to try and get healthy. I think it's great and wish him much inner strength.

Posted at 10:07PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Lucky

32. Umm..Don't know who this guy is...Is TMZ trying to make a nobody 'popular'..like Kim Stewart?

Posted at 10:54PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Ooohhhh

33. Who is this guy? This site mentions him a lot, and the discussion boards attached to your articles about him always have the lowest number of hits EVER (a sign of disinterest).

is he affiliated with AOL or TMZ? Or are you guys trying to make him famous? Confused. ????????

Posted at 11:57PM on Jul 25th 2007 by who this guy???

34. More oh more... Can't get enough... I will gorge on the Gummi until I cannot take any more... Please, TMZ, don't cut me off...

Posted at 12:11PM on Jul 26th 2007 by no one gummi fan

35. Who the hell is this GUMMI BEAR and Perez?? Am I living in the stone age? I watch and read news about 4 hours a day and I haven't heard of them except on different blogs (?) Someone please inform this uninformed person about these 2 (?) people, things or what the hell they,it are.
THANKS

Posted at 1:03AM on Jul 26th 2007 by ronald norris

36. Umm...I know who he is but why even write about him? Rich eccentrics are a dime a dozen in Hollywood, why not at least write about a good looking one?

Posted at 1:13AM on Jul 26th 2007 by Adriana

37. #1 costaMesaboy I know somepeople give you a hard time on here but I think you are so funny. Good call.

I like Gummi. Homer sold his soul for a doughnut but not the Gummi!

Gummi has a heart of gold and I hope everything works out for him.


Posted at 2:18AM on Jul 26th 2007 by He's stronger than the average bear

38.

Someone used Photoshop on those doughnuts.

Posted at 4:41AM on Jul 26th 2007 by Seven

39.
# 36 "Who the hell is this GUMMI BEAR"

Gummi Bear is Paris Hilton's 9 year old son. He like's doughnut holes.
slow news day I guess.

Posted at 5:00AM on Jul 26th 2007 by Humbolt

40. I cannot understand how and why this guy's parents kept breeding these MORONS...Greezy Bear & Gummie Bear !!!! I hope there arn't anymore of these Davis' out there !! They are disgusting & just not worth the time of day !! And as far as that Kimberly Stewart, who the hell cares about how she is spending daddy's money ? ? ? Yea, TMZ has deleted every single negative comment on her and they still keep writing about her...She is worthless & a wanna-be-no-talent piece !! She's ugly & going bald !! That whole family is dysfunctional !! And as far as the McDonald's that goes along with her, I'll never ever buy another McDonald's as long as I live !!!!

Posted at 6:47AM on Jul 26th 2007 by Cheryl Miller

41. Gummi, I really LOVE you! Don't be a stranger - come out of hiding. Please, give us more monologues. You are so full of wisdom and knowledge - YOU COULD BE PRESIDENT!

Posted at 7:21AM on Jul 26th 2007 by Northeastern Sarah

42. How in the hell is this guy?

Posted at 10:16AM on Jul 26th 2007 by Julie

43. ...ok...to #20,24,26,35,39 and any one else who think stories like this are "funny" or "entertaining". it's obvious u have absolutely nothing going on in your lives. it is also obvious that your sense of humor falls somewhere between adults who watch the teletubbies for the writing and someone who shoots rats in an alley for fun. i imagine you were they guys who got shoved into your locker after band practice. yes, you are stupid indeed and probably should start your own blog for utter moron entertainment. if i could, i would send viruses to crash your computers because idiots like you should not be allowed to use them. the thought of encouraging stories like this speaks volume about the vast wasteland between your ears. to tmz, make sure there is an actual interest in someone before wasting yours and our time on them. to the rest of you readers...i suggest going to thesuperficial.com to keep updated on stuff that is actually worth your time.... i am outta here forever!!

Posted at 10:42AM on Jul 26th 2007 by gummie idiots

44. The donuts on the pic look disgusting!!

Posted at 3:18PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Naddel

45. Ha...maybe he fell out of a cake! Thats great!! TMZ I love you guys!

Posted at 12:22PM on Jul 26th 2007 by leolady18

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