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Mayer Talks Testicles

7/25/2007 1:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

John MayerIf the whole music thing doesn't pan out for him, John Mayer can certainly fall back on his comedy.

The "Continuum" crooner took to his blog this week to address an incident at his concert last weekend -- which resulted in 63 people being arrested. Mayer was shocked that people engage in underage drinking at his shows, saying, "What were you thinking? You have your whole life to engage in underage drinking. What's the hurry? I didn't start underage drinking until I was 26."

Also, according to Mayer, of the 63 people arrested, "55 were named Kyle."

Mayer made it clear that he won't tolerate illegal activity at his shows. "If I happen to be walking backstage and I see any of you young men passed out drunk on a stretcher," Mayer says, "make no mistake about it, you will come-to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you've been teabagged by one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people of 2007."

Is that how he broke things off with Jessica Simpson?

UPDATE: Apparently, Mayer's comedy isn't just for his blog. He told the crowd at a show last night that if anyone got arrested, "just send all the summons and court fees to Ben Fold Management, care of Ben Folds." Mr. Folds is opening for Mayer on his current tour.

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Tori    

I LOVE John Mayer! You guys just don't get it! Geeeeeeeeez!

2440 days ago
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rachel    


This guy should out himself - he is so truly gay.

Jessica was just a beard.

2462 days ago
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costaMesaboy    

whatever dork,,,,,,,,,,glad i didn't grow up with him, W-A-N-N-A-B-E-E,,,,RAT

2462 days ago
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SHE'S AN ATTENTION WHORE    

Gotta say, I think Mayer's a great guitarist; I don't like how his music has been pop directed (given his guitar playing chops), but that's life. What kills me about this guy is his self depricating sense of humor. Funny stuff...

2462 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

This guy is one big testicle.Ego and stupidity to match. Guess he got tired of pumpin old Jess.

2462 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Sense of humor? When? Where? have not seen it......

2462 days ago
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//    

This guy is SO LAME and NOT FUNNY. He and his music BOTH suck.

2462 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Looks like a Tard

2462 days ago
9.

Sadieface    

John, don't speak
just sing
that is what your good at

Don't try for humor
you're not good at it.

2462 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Pompus Ass

2462 days ago
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someone's mom    

god, him and Jessica are made for each other. Can't understand why they broke up

2462 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Doesn't he only have one song? A one hit wonder?

2462 days ago
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giveherabreak    

Who is this egocentric guy? I saw him on TV talking about saving the planet or something along those lines. Isn't he about 15 years old? The boy thinks alot of himself it seems.

2462 days ago
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tydan    

WoW WHO'S GAY
i have to be drunk to listen to his NO NUTS music does he even have Balls?

2462 days ago
15.

Helen    

What an odd-looking man - and with a bizarre personality. Not a good combination. Good thing he can play guitar and sing.

2462 days ago
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