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The Ghost of Lindsay's Future

Posted Jul 25th 2007 11:55AM by TMZ Staff

Assuming she makes it, TMZ has obtained a glimpse of what Lindsay Lohan will look like in 62 years -- the spitting image of 83-year-old actress, Sylvia Miles! Party like it's 2069, Linds!
Lindsay Lohan and Sylvia Miles
Ms. Miles turned up at the movie premiere of "Becoming Jane" in New York on Tuesday, sporting the essential starlet accessories: shades, oversized bag and ballet flats, but traded her Venti-sized coffee cup for a glass of red wine. Linds won't be needing that SCRAM bracelet any more!

Miles has received two Oscar nominations. Perhaps LiLo will someday get one too -- for playing herself!

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16. what a horrid thing to say about poor sylvia miles! tmz you should be ashamed LOL

Posted at 12:24PM on Jul 25th 2007 by polly

17. No. 17 you asked what is wrong with all these talented people?

Well, most of them aren't talented so they drink and do drugs as fast as they can
before they are found out to be as untalented as they really are.

They all better watch out cause there are a lot of girls ready to take their place in films and records

Posted at 12:24PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Sadieface

18. Sylvia survived Andy Warhols Factory and a lot of people didn't
LL would not have made it a week with Warhol, that is if he would have even been interested in some one as vacuous as LL

Posted at 12:37PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Sadieface

19. omg lol rofl lmfao

Posted at 12:47PM on Jul 25th 2007 by malinda jackson

20. No you guys are way off Lindsay will look like this by the time she turns 22 if she makes it that long..hahahaaha no pity for this B***h...

Posted at 12:57PM on Jul 25th 2007 by DEREK

21. She won't reach that age, she will die much earlier. Stupid little rich bitch.

Posted at 1:00PM on Jul 25th 2007 by lady

22. seem like jail is the only hope since glorified rehabs in calif serve
no useful purpose but to take your cash.. here ’s how the story
should end:

lost of movies for 3yrslost of endorsments for 3yrs
los of singing contract for 3yrs
lost of freedom ( see courts)
serve 2 yrs in jail for dui and cocaine position ( back to back dui’s )
must watch videos of mangled bodies from dui accidents for -5 hr a day
must watch video of surgeons trying to save lives of dui victims -3 hrs a day
must watch funerals of dui victims - 3 hrs a day
must read letters from orphans whose parents were killed due to dui
must donate 1 million to MADD
must go to rehab outside of california for - 2yrs
serve community in service for 2000 hrs after release from rehab talking to
teen about driving drunk and drugs
she is going to kill some one one day.. next heroine

Posted at 2:35PM on Jul 25th 2007 by just asking

23. I hope when I'm 83 I can still go out and let the town "have it".....

Posted at 1:21PM on Jul 25th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

24. TMZ, isn't that the truth. I guess she figures she better live it up now, while she has her looks. Ugly and unwanted will be here before she knows it. (God's Karma) I personally have no respect for her. Gracious and gratitude are not part of her personality. We as a group are better off without her. And she as a individual is better off living a short life. That's because she will someday end up hurting others, mentally and physically. Why is our world filled with such losers?

Posted at 2:05PM on Jul 25th 2007 by jiggy

25. Priceless, and Brit will look like Sally Kirkland. What a pair......the role models of these gals are the train wrecks of the 60's..............keep this s--t coming, love it!

Posted at 2:23PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Malibu Barbie

26. Kim Stewart is going to end up looking like Grace Slick http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/07/0723_grace_slick_michelle_phillips_wi.jpg

Posted at 2:08PM on Jul 25th 2007 by SouthernBelle

27. Sylvia Miles was an attractive woman back in the day, and she was a good actress. I wouldn't even group Sylvia with Lindsay, because she has always been professional and she has never been in trouble.

Posted at 2:45PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Lori

28. Sylvia Miles was a 50s actress, and she was never a train wreck.

Posted at 2:47PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Lori

29. TMZ you must have gotten Sylvia Miles born in 1932 with another actress. Sylvia Miles is 75 years old. The Sylvia you have pictured played the real estate agent in Wall Street. Never mind. There are two actresses named Sylvia Miles. This one was born in 1923.

Posted at 2:52PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Donna

30. Lori,
You have this Sylvia Miles mixed up the 50s actress Sylvia Miles born in 1932. This actress in the photograph appeared in Wall Street as the real estate agent. She has only made a few movies like Midnight Cowboy in 1969.

Posted at 2:54PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Donna

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