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Would Lindsay Survive in the Slammer?

7/25/2007 9:34 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan is facing a ton of jail time after her second DUI arrest yesterday -- and now people "close" to Lindsay are worried that she might have a harder time behind bars than Paris Hilton did. And it won't be as easy for the Sheriff's Department either!

"Impeccable" sources tell FOX News that Lindsay "hates being alone" and "can't do" the time, which TMZ calculated yesterday could be up to six years -- a lot of time alone.

Meanwhile, the question on many people's minds is: Where are her parents? Dina tells The Insider (via People) that Lindsay's "in a safe place," but didn't say whether she had actually seen her, and dad Michael told TMZ yesterday that he was trying to convince his probation officer to let him see Lindsay, and that he tried calling her four times on the day of her arrest -- but as TMZ reported, it's not looking good for Michael.

Could K-Fed Get the Kids from Britney?


With all the buzzing about her grease-spattered appearance at an OK! magazine shoot, and a slew of eyebrow-raising photos involving her little boys, Britney Spears could be facing an uglier custody battle with Kevin Federline, reports Life & Style (via MSNBC). Now, reports the mag, the Fed-Ex wants sole custody of the kids.

Besides all the erratic, bizarre behaviors she exhibited at that mind-boggling photo session, Spears has been spotted driving Jayden around with his seat buckled the wrong way, and Jayden's been snapped "grabbing" his mom's smokes. "Kevin is convinced she's not fit to raise the kids," says an insider.

Paula's Tearful Axe from "Bratz"


Paula Abdul got the chop from the "Bratz" live-action flick -- because she was "a nightmare to deal with," says a source to Page Six. And it was all caught on tape on her surreality show, "Hey Paula." On this week's episode, the "American Idol" loopette gets a message from "Bratz" producers that she's no longer needed on the show. Abdul had taken credit for being choreographer, costume designer and exec producer, but "Bratz" folks claim she "was not ever really a part of the movie ... there was no way that was going to work."

Party Favors: Jay-Z Ditching Def Jam for Columbia? ... Beyonce Eats It in Orlando ... Starbucks Signs Joni


Jay-Z is in talks to take his rap moguldom from Island Def Jam to Columbia Records, reports Gatecrasher, and it's the arrival of Janet Jackson's man, Jermaine Dupri, who is prompting Jay's unhappy feet. ... Meanwhile, his boo, Beyonce Knowles, took a horrifying staircase spill during a concert in Orlando, but -- c'mon -- it's Beyonce! She got up and went right on with it, as Perez Hilton shows us. ... Joni Mitchell is the latest music legend to sign on with Starbucks' record label Hear Music, following in the footsteps of Paul McCartney.

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16.

Mia    

Who has put Lindsay in show business when she was a kid? It wasn´t her. It was her mother Dina.
I´m shocked how cruel parents can act. And Lindsay was just the beginning. It´ll start when Dina get´s the "Momager"-show. Shame on her!

2462 days ago
17.

Dottie    

Why are all of these girls such train wrecks?
I'm sure Brit loves her kids, she just needs to mature a little more. Parenting is a full time gig.
Linds' parents should be right by this kids side. She needs a lot of guidance.
I really don't know what to say about Miss Paula. Rehab should be on her agenda.

2462 days ago
18.

simon birch    

Paula..Paula.....What are you taking? It isn't agreeing with you what ever it is...You are becoming a blubbering idiot! Wake up woman....you hear all the time if you can't take the heat...get out of da pan!!! Dam....Are you another one that has to be hit in the head with abrick to finnaly get it? Is the air in Ca..like gone and y'all are like brain dead? Seems your all fix-ated with being noticed and catered too and sucked up too that you can't survive with out it! Drama is the drug of choise and the pap, as they are called are the dealers given you a fix when you need to get high again...but one is too many and thousand never enough....I thought you Paula had more sence....None of you even know who you are anymore. But at least ole levin will be there to film your demise....what a friend we have in ...........

2462 days ago
19.

Annonymous -    

Lindsay:

6 yrs in jail, see ya when you're at least grown up and mature at the age of 27 you hyper pathetical little tramp.

Paula: I don't believe that she deserves to be in Rehab, listen to Amy Winehouse's song

Lastly (Britney)
What can I say about britney, first of all, she sure didint have to call Sara Ivens just to make herself look like a pig out of nowhere, now she is going to face a mad ugly custody battle agains the bastard out of hell - Sorry honey, you're going down the long haul, if you hadn't had those kids in the begin with, you would have been fine. YOURE A SCREW UP IN HOLLYWOOD< LIKE ANY OTHER HOLLYWOOD A LISTER THERE IS?

2462 days ago
20.

Zenophobe Alien    

The number one thing right now is to make sure Brits kids are safe. From her.

2462 days ago
21.

missigirl    

LiLo is not going to jail....she is joining club Fed! Drugs are a federal offense. No she will not get special treatment..ask the others that are there. So this could be her wake up call or not. Never know with these people. But I'll tell ya it will not be a walk in the park. What an idiot.

2462 days ago
22.

jessica    

lindsey needs jail , britney needs her kids taken away from her

2462 days ago
23.

Jennifa O Jenny    

Anyone who has watched Paula's reality show knows that she's a crier - break out the party hats, Paula's throwing a pity party with her staff.

She has a very distorted take on reality and needs a bucn of "yes men" around her in order to cope. Any bit of adversity sends her into a tail spin. She's an extremely weak minded person.

And I swear her IQ must be in the single digits.

2462 days ago
24.

cmyman    



BEYONCE PROBABLY FEEL BECAUSE OF ALL THE HORSE HAIR SHE BE FLOWING AND ONE FLING TO MANY AND IT TRIED TO RUN AWAY.

2462 days ago
25.

Tasha    

Never thought I would say this, but Kevin should have the kids. Brit has some major issues. She's really unable to take care of herself right now. And as far as Lindsay is concerned, she should have thought about jail before she got behind the wheel of a car under the influence TWICE.

2462 days ago
26.

Linda    

Joni Mitchell is a timeless talent. Music is ageless. Listen to Court and Spark and decide. Her stuff is like a time capsule of an era in history and it still is some of the best "just listen to" type music there is today. She actually has a pure voice which is not something we have heard from anyone in awhile.

2462 days ago
27.

nips??    

The hole gets deeper & deeper until you decide for yourself to drop the shovel. You determine your own bottom or outside forces will do it for you.

The alternative is jail, institutions or an early death. Hopefully you can find your way out of the squirrel cage & quit repeating the insanity over & over again. Their is a way out , it is about being honest with yourself. To thine own self be true & the rest will take care of it self...

What do you have to lose beside your addiction by following these suggested steps?

THE TWELVE STEPS
OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS


1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol — that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.


2462 days ago
28.

To CosaMesaboy    

It is really passed time for Kevin to get the kids. I was so firmly on Brit's side for a long time, but she is just a mess and a danger to her children. They need to be taken away. Brit and Linds need to get out of Hollywood to some kind of real rehab and get taken care of before they end up dead. Their families really need to get them under control or they'll just be two more young Hollywood stars gone forever. Anyone who thinks Brit's not still drinking or doing drugs too is an idiot. Promises is such a joke.

2462 days ago
29.

kate    

K-FED loser is as big of a loser as Brit.
Give the kids to a grandparent.

All he wants is her $$$. He didn't give a damn about his first 2 kids either -- Shar didn't have Brits $$.

He's a loser.

2462 days ago
30.

Ida    

Paris Hilton has started a trend. Lindsey Lohan (who I don't have a clue what she does or who she is) is trying to imitate Paris to get attention. She needs to realize to become popular, she needs to be herself. Some of these celebrities are just plain down starved for attention.

2462 days ago
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