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Cisco Don't Want Paris No Mo!

Posted Jul 26th 2007 5:01PM by TMZ Staff

Disco Cisco Adler was seen Tuesday night, kissing all over Paris Hilton, but as he left Les Deux, he was sooooooo over it! When asked how Miss Hilton she was doing, Adler blew off the question. How ballsy!

DJ Sam Ronson was seen outside Hyde, doing her best Run DMC impression. Elsewhere in La La Land, Haylie Duff and a very creepy Nicole Richie look-alike were spotted outside a Tweety Boutique Launch party.

And in New York, the Coreys were at Marquee to "celebrate" their show, and to fete Feldman on his 36th birthday. All this and more in today's bicoastal birthday blitz edition of Star Catcher!

Tags: Catherine Zeta Jones, CatherineZetaJones, Cisco Adler, CiscoAdler, Corey Feldman, CoreyFeldman, Haylie Duff, HaylieDuff, Samantha Ronson, SamanthaRonson

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16. WHO IS THAT NASTY LOOKIN DUDE? PARASITE MUST BE DESPERATE- OH YEA- SHE IS-
THEY SHUD ACTUALLY HOOK UP TOGETHER- TWO FUGLYS TOGETHER WHAT A COUPLE THAT WOULD MAKE-
TMZ NEEDS TO REPORT ON SOMETHING THAT MATTERS- NOT WHAT THE CROTCH ROT NASTY GIRL DOES ALL THE TIME
GO TO PARIS PARASITE NO ONE LIKES YOU HERE

Posted at 9:06AM on Jul 27th 2007 by ura dork

17. Droopy balls is putting it mildly. They were BIG and hanging halfway down his legs but his counterpart not so much...how you say...teensie weensie!

Posted at 11:06AM on Jul 27th 2007 by Dawn Day

18. looks like wierd Al

Posted at 12:30PM on Jul 27th 2007 by pussy willow

19. Good lord this dude is gross!

Why is it after Mischa dump dudes they get all fat and gross??? Greasy Bear was kind of hot while the were dating, and now look at him!!!

Posted at 9:25PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Collee

20. What makes Cisco at all an interesting character? Well his father LOU ADLER not Cisco's dating Mischa.... Lou only familiar to the public by his brief stints in the public eye sitting along side old pal Jack Nicholson on the floor of the Laker games. Adler who came as close an one can to owning the west coast music industry was known for his rabid preference for privacy, Kidnapped along with one of his drivers has had a philosophy, "living right was the best revenge." His private club with cameras to ensure that only 50 hand picked members could attend maintained absolute exclusivity. A AAA of the A list huddled including John Beushi, the night he died, was called On the Rox. Drugs, girl on girl action, etc was able to last because of this policy of dead silence. Adler's philoshophy along with the quote printed in gold on the clubs match books, was live like a rockstar behind the cameras, and get the money. Cisco is only similar in the that he sports, otherwise he is the antithesis of his father. Where Cisco seeks the light his father his hid for years behind facial hair and clothes so modest he might be homeless. The giveaway is the car and blond. Cisco's tastes aren't so specific to blond, Adler only dated blonds, and married Darryl Hannah's sister. So if you want to know why Cisco? Because Cisco's father is such a mystery and with soooooo mucho money.

Posted at 4:50AM on Oct 6th 2007 by Ms. Green Jean

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