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Michaels Misses Out on Unskinny Bop, Bop, Bop!

7/26/2007 1:27 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Don't you hate it when you learn that a girl from your dating show went on to do a threesome without you?

Poison rocker Bret Michaels was out at DJ RIDER's Rhythm & Blues on Long Island last night, when our photog broke the Brandi C. news to him: "Where the f**k was I?" Michaels wondered.

Guess it's true what they say: Every rose has its porn.

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akhummerchick    

I'm enjoying the show immensely! A little surprised that a few of the girls' faces are so hard-looking, but think their bodies rock. But props to him for picking a variety of people, not just 20-somethings. Makes it kind of interesting.

So quite a double standard here. Ninety percent of chicks in Hollywood wear extensions and weaves, not just Brittany. Paris, Nicole, Posh, Pam Anderson Jessica Simpson all use them to fill out their hair. Everyone gets Botox, Juviderm and Restalyne fillers and 95 percent of the lingerie models have implants, along with many celebrities/stars, no matter what their lying publicists say. And when the time comes, they ALL have work done. Blepharotomies, facelifts, you name it. So why crack on Brett? It's a brutal business, being in the public eye. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. You're not allowed to age naturally in Hollywood -- you'll be crucified in the tabloids. Every dimple, ripple, wrinkle and bald spot will be featured on the cover of some tabloid, with a title like, "best and worst bodies," "beach body disasters," "guess who," and "it's over!"

The pressure to stay youthful and sexy in Hollywood is ridiculous -- but everyone's career depends on it. Easy for younger folk to be judgmental -- but just wait. Male pattern baldness is in your future, too, and for some, sooner than you think!

My gosh, it's just all supposed to be good fun, a tongue and cheek take off on those regular network bachelor shows, so just chill. If you don't want to look at Brett, change the channel and jerk off to the travel channel for awhile.

All things considered, the guy looks good, especially for having suffered with juvenile onset diabetes since he was a kid. I just question the absolutely Fugly dusters and coats he wears during eliminations. Maybe Flavor Flav can set him up with a Cowboy Pimp Cup to go along with the spotted calf duster......

2630 days ago
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Chriss    

When you think about it he had much success with Poison and ultimately has made and still has many Poison fans. Brett is a great singer, but he can also sing with the best of them. I'm glad to see him on tv again. It's a television show - take it for what it is people. For Christ's sake the man probably has more money than all of you who have posted on here so far combined. Regardless of that fact it seems everyone who blogs on here either has something negative or rude to say. Grow up. And face it...you're just jealous deep down. Truth is the truth and nothing but the truth.

2620 days ago
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Unique    

Brett is just SIMPLY ADORABLE

WOW
WHY SO MANY HATEFUL NEGATIVE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ?

JUST............ "UNHAPPY WITH /THEMSELVES "
is all we can figure ...




2620 days ago
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tydan    

God take off your hat Brett u bald ass thats is one Whoreable weave!

2645 days ago
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FREAK-ON-A-LEASH    

First.

2645 days ago
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dude    

He's so washed up, they were never a real band anyhow. This show is so pathetic, all the girls are nasty.

2645 days ago
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Never inked up!    

This guy is such a big loser has been. That dating show is a joke. Some real quality gals there! Could you imagine fighting and making an ass out of yourself to date him! What is he bringing to the table to offer in a relationship?

Bret come on, your my age-get with it and grow up, cut that god awful hair,stop wearing that cowboy hat and get a real job! Then, just maybe you might find a woman with some substance. Pathetic truly pathetic.

2645 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

He has never been a real Rocker. Has been and over the hill. The crop of strippers and old Ho's were the best they could round up for that sorry ass show. He has been bald for sometime. Wonder why ya never see him without that rediculous hat and rag on his head?

2645 days ago
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Dark Knight    

The show is more sit-com than it is reality show. The girls all know each other, most of them are friends, most of them are each other's myspace friends just looking to cash in on reality tv. But it is funny to watch and see what pathetic lengths people will go to for a tiny bit of "fame."

2645 days ago
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anonymous    

Wait is that Britney Spears?????????????????????????????

2645 days ago
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Get a Clue    

HE AND BRITNEY COULD BE TWINS

2645 days ago
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JV    

Took the words right out of my mouth, #6 i( Is it only 1 o'clock ?)

2645 days ago
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Nlewis    

For all of you who obviously dont know, Brett lives right here in Scottsdale, Arizona, with his wife and kids and the show is a total put on.Although I dont know how he talked his wife, who is more beautiful than any of those "women" let him do it.

2645 days ago
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Snottyboy    

Is it just me or has he had some serious work done on that crusty old face of his? And that had and bandana combo don't throw me off the scent of some ugly baldness denial. Not that I'd expect any less from a hair band anyway. Can't wait for his 15 minutes to tick tock away...

2644 days ago
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Russ    

Are we sure that is not Carrot Top with a blond wig?

2644 days ago
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