Michaels Misses Out on Unskinny Bop, Bop, Bop!

Don't you hate it when you learn that a girl from your dating show went on to do a threesome without you?


Poison rocker Bret Michaels was out at DJ RIDER's Rhythm & Blues on Long Island last night, when our photog broke the Brandi C. news to him: "Where the f**k was I?" Michaels wondered.

Guess it's true what they say: Every rose has its porn.