Don't you hate it when you learn that a girl from your dating show went on to do a threesome without you?
Poison rocker Bret Michaels was out at DJ RIDER's Rhythm & Blues on Long Island last night, when our photog broke the Brandi C. news to him: "Where the f**k was I?" Michaels wondered.
Guess it's true what they say: Every rose has its porn.
1. First.
Posted at 1:05PM on Jul 26th 2007 by FREAK-ON-A-LEASH
2. God take off your hat Brett u bald ass thats is one Whoreable weave!
Posted at 1:05PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Danial
3. He's so washed up, they were never a real band anyhow. This show is so pathetic, all the girls are nasty.
Posted at 1:21PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Who
4. This guy is such a big loser has been. That dating show is a joke. Some real quality gals there! Could you imagine fighting and making an ass out of yourself to date him! What is he bringing to the table to offer in a relationship?
Bret come on, your my age-get with it and grow up, cut that god awful hair,stop wearing that cowboy hat and get a real job! Then, just maybe you might find a woman with some substance. Pathetic truly pathetic.
Posted at 1:26PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Is it only 1:00?!
5. The show is more sit-com than it is reality show. The girls all know each other, most of them are friends, most of them are each other's myspace friends just looking to cash in on reality tv. But it is funny to watch and see what pathetic lengths people will go to for a tiny bit of "fame."
Posted at 1:37PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Down where, down here!
6. He has never been a real Rocker. Has been and over the hill. The crop of strippers and old Ho's were the best they could round up for that sorry ass show. He has been bald for sometime. Wonder why ya never see him without that rediculous hat and rag on his head?
Posted at 1:40PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Paris sucks
7. HE AND BRITNEY COULD BE TWINS
Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Johnny SoCal
8. Wait is that Britney Spears?????????????????????????????
Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 26th 2007 by anonymous
9. For all of you who obviously dont know, Brett lives right here in Scottsdale, Arizona, with his wife and kids and the show is a total put on.Although I dont know how he talked his wife, who is more beautiful than any of those "women" let him do it.
Posted at 1:53PM on Jul 26th 2007 by nancy
10. Is it just me or has he had some serious work done on that crusty old face of his? And that had and bandana combo don't throw me off the scent of some ugly baldness denial. Not that I'd expect any less from a hair band anyway. Can't wait for his 15 minutes to tick tock away...
Posted at 1:59PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Snottyboy
11. Took the words right out of my mouth, #6 i( Is it only 1 o'clock ?)
Posted at 1:59PM on Jul 26th 2007 by JV
12. Are we sure that is not Carrot Top with a blond wig?
Posted at 2:01PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Russ
13. Boy is bald. Has a weave. Can't you people tell whe they show him from behind? He got the same wig/weave maker as his twin sis Britney
Posted at 2:08PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Brett's momma
14. He looks like Fergies twin!
Posted at 2:21PM on Jul 26th 2007 by steph
15. How is this guy even relevant in 2007? He had a piss-ass long hair faux metal boy band in the 80's. He looks horrible. This just proves that anyone can be on TV. I am ready for my close up!
Posted at 2:36PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Lein
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