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The Prince Has No Clothes

Posted Jul 27th 2007 1:05PM by Celly

Welcome to Zsa Zsa's nightmare.

Prince Fritz von Anhalt was found handcuffed and naked in his Rolls-Royce on Thursday, after (he claims) he was robbed at gunpoint by three women. Police responded to a call from the wacky ninth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, and found him stranded in a Bel Air parking lot, saying that the robbing gals stole his watch, keys and clothes -- but apparently not his cell phone!

The Prince was in court this morning in Santa Monica, in his continuing battle with Zsa Zsa's daughter, Francesca Hilton, who is the great aunt of Paris, and who the Prince claims wangled money from Zsa Zsa -- now somewhere near 90 years old. Francesca's lawyer, Ronald Richards, says that Francesca used money to pay the mortgage on other property belonging to her mother.

On her way into court, Francesca sniped at the Prince, "You really have a lot of balls." Other than that, she was mum about mom, but the Prince said that Zsa is "sick in bed and can hardly breathe."

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31. Oh puleeze! He probably did this to himself for attention! He is nothing more than a pervert who acts on his wildest dreams y fantasies.

Posted at 2:07PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Tootz

32. He is no Prince. he isn;t even a frog. God what pathetic, ugly old man. Even Anna Nicole wouldn't screw him.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 27th 2007 by pussy willow

33. The cop probably wet himself laughing. What a dumb ass. This guy is living off Zaa zaa. Ne ain't no damn prince either. he is a con man.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 27th 2007 by pussy willow

34. The putz' name is Frederic PRINZ von Anhalt. He's not a prince (see that font of knowledge, wikipedia, for some education on this) and his name isn't Prince Fritz. But ahhhhh...you were so close, you crackerjack staffers. Better luck next time.

Posted at 2:13PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Duh

35. I now have serious doubts about him having been anywhere near Anna Nicole.

Posted at 2:03PM on Jul 27th 2007 by candleinthe wind

36. This dude needs his own reality show. LOL.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Lionel

37. Why does the old fart carry handcuffs in his Rolls Royce?
~ Take notice that he is wearing a cap on his head, but, has no clothes on?
~ Next time, drive around with a feather duster - that would be easier on your wrinkled old azz.

Posted at 2:08PM on Jul 27th 2007 by cc

38. Here's how it went down: Hello girls! See this money??? I will give it to you if you take all my clothes and handcuff me to my car. I am a fruitcake, yes. But I am a fruitcake with money. So I know you will do what I ask. Oh, also, take my watch and other stuff. Leave my cellphone. Few minutes later: Help, police. I'm in a car wearing handcuffs. I'm a fruitcake. You can't miss me. I'm naked.

Posted at 2:12PM on Jul 27th 2007 by SayWhat

39. ummm hanging out in Weho with the boys.. perhaps one played a trick on him or perhaps someone he met on the internet in a man 4 man room!

Posted at 2:13PM on Jul 27th 2007 by The Prince is Gay!

40. This is just outrageously funny.

Butt azz naked with nothing but a hat on in his car with the widows rolled up talking to himself.

Posted at 2:12PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Life is good

41. This guy will do anything to stay in the media..

Posted at 2:15PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Darla

42. OMG!!! I think that shouod have his crown take away!

Posted at 2:20PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Morgan Alexis B

43. This guy is so nuts he's hard to describe. Wanna bet he did this to himself or arranged to have it done? He's a publicity whore. Thing is, the press plays along. If they didn't cover this or him, he'd be nowhere. Media plays right into his hands.

Posted at 7:15AM on Jul 28th 2007 by dippity doo

44. He lied and said he was Dannielynn’s dad. Everyone knew he was just a media whore crack pot. But who dedicated an entire show interviewing him in his home? Greta Van Susteren, who is just as pathetic as he is.

Posted at 2:23PM on Jul 27th 2007 by John

45. According to iinformed sources, what really happened was a homosexual tryst between the "prince" and Scott Baio in the back of the Rolls. They had just bought pot at a dispensary, when the cops and media arrived for a raid. Scott grabbed his clothes and ran, accidentally taking Prince Fritz's clothes too, leaving him stranded and naked. The cop deserves a medal for not losing his donuts at the sight.

Posted at 2:37PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Joker2U

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