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The Prince Has No Clothes

Welcome to Zsa Zsa's nightmare.

Prince Fritz von Anhalt was found handcuffed and naked in his Rolls-Royce on Thursday, after (he claims) he was robbed at gunpoint by three women. Police responded to a call from the wacky ninth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, and found him stranded in a Bel Air parking lot, saying that the robbing gals stole his watch, keys and clothes -- but apparently not his cell phone!

The Prince was in court this morning in Santa Monica, in his continuing battle with Zsa Zsa's daughter, Francesca Hilton, who is the great aunt of Paris, and who the Prince claims wangled money from Zsa Zsa -- now somewhere near 90 years old. Francesca's lawyer, Ronald Richards, says that Francesca used money to pay the mortgage on other property belonging to her mother.

On her way into court, Francesca sniped at the Prince, "You really have a lot of balls." Other than that, she was mum about mom, but the Prince said that Zsa is "sick in bed and can hardly breathe."

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61. HE'S JUST AN IDIOT. ENOUGH SAID.

Posted at 4:08PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Liz

62. I'm literally surprised Zsa Zsa hasn't died of a heartattack due the the embrassment of her husband. First he wanted attention that he "supposedly" slept with Anna Nicole and acted like he knew everything about her and now he probably is trying to get laid by prostitutes who decided to humliate him. If you look up dumbass in the dictionary, he's fake prince ass would be right in there!

Posted at 4:34PM on Jul 27th 2007 by jdds

63. ......DEFINATELY, 3 HOOKERS........................hillarious!

Posted at 4:34PM on Jul 27th 2007 by costaMesaboy

64. Best story EVER!

Posted at 4:43PM on Jul 27th 2007 by No...Just NO.

65. He is depriving some village of its idiot

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Colby

66. "Prince" von Anhalt is from Germany.

Posted at 5:07PM on Jul 27th 2007 by mary

67. How do you make a hormone (whore moan)......You don't pay her :-) Then they strip you and hand cuff you to your car and WOW forever you are known as a LOSER!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:19PM on Jul 27th 2007 by AttitudeDude

68. Gee!! These Hollywood folks, really know how to have a good time >>>

Posted at 5:12PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Sebastian

69. ewwww nothing but a dirty old man in a kinky sex gone wrong scene......yuck yuck yuck!!!!!

Posted at 8:13PM on Jul 29th 2007 by wanda

70. No cuffs were found. I just read this story somewhere else.

Posted at 12:11AM on Jul 28th 2007 by Taz

71. Did they leave him his socks and shoes?

Posted at 12:56AM on Jul 28th 2007 by Ms. KathleenCalifornia

72. he never said it was handcuffs! he said he was tied in his car. everyone just assumed it was handcuff... they actually tied his hands to the steering wheel with his belt that they took off of his pants when they made him take off his pants.

Posted at 2:00AM on Jul 28th 2007 by Victoria!!!!!!

73.
Wonder if he saw a white Escalade speed by

Just looking for reliable witnesses :)

Posted at 3:22AM on Jul 28th 2007 by Ruby

74. I bet that old poop staged the whole thing just for some publicity.

Posted at 3:09AM on Jul 28th 2007 by hottiemchot

75. If this is true ( and I doubt it) the hookers had his address and keys to the house with his wife ill there.
They could have done alot of damage and been gone by the time cops got there.
Zsa Zsa is not safe with this nut out and about.

Posted at 3:21AM on Jul 28th 2007 by Larry

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