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Joe Simpson Keeps Jess' Clothes On

7/29/2007 5:12 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Creepy stage dad Joe Simpson made skin crawl this past week when he discussed pop tartlet daughter Jessica's pending film choices.

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," Simpson told People. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.'

Right-o Papa Joe.

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HC    

I don't know whether this is true or not, but I read in the OK! magazine, that Jess regrets divorcing Nick. Way go, knuckle head. Now you decide you miss him, should of thought about that a year ago. Dah! Too late! He doesn't want you now. Where's your'e career going now, in the toilet. Way go Jess!

2555 days ago
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the cannon    

Watch ou for the preachers---Pervs! I hate to say it.

2551 days ago
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Hksmurfette    

Oscar & Jessica Simpson in the same sentence?! You're joking right? I've seen her act, and I've seen porn. I say the job would be perfect for her! Just a few less lines, a little more stunt work.
She runs around half naked most of the time anyway, so she shouldn't have a problem taking the rest of her threads off.

2545 days ago
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L    

Jessica is gorgeous. She is brilliant, I don''t care what anyone says. She doesn't have much talent, I mean seriously. But she has marketed herself to the top. And her body is like no others. She is perfection. Annoying as hell, but I would do her and I am a woman.

2543 days ago
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ME    

"WE promised. . . . . WE win!!!!!"

ug she'll NEVER have a successful relationship! That father has his claws dug right in!!

2561 days ago
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Seriously    

OH BROTHER - HE'S KILLING ME WITH HIS ONE-LINERS. Better send her to college, Joe. She going to need something to fall back on, and not her boobs!

2561 days ago
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Cat Stevns    

Joe's daughter Jess will never win an oscer!

2561 days ago
8.

She Never Learns    

Leave my girlfriend or is it ex-girlfriend, no wait, shes my girlfriend, on second thought we broke up, no wait again, she' still my girlfriend, I think, but I cant be sure. It is great to rest my body on top of jessicas mountainous melons.

2561 days ago
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Charlotte    

Is it true that he said Ashlee was the better kisser? Did he really say that?

2561 days ago
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RitaPita    

Its sad knowing that this man was a preacher.... dear God, save our souls!

2561 days ago
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Unknown    

Creepy Joe or not....at least Jessica has a father ballsy enough to keep her from being a "Hollywood Inmate" or drug addict whore!

2561 days ago
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Sharleen    

Leave the girl alone...look around.... all these( celebrity's) kids going wild. Good job Joe!!!!

2561 days ago
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Somebody , shoot it! Quick!    

I am not the biggest fan or the Simpson clan . Actually ,I am not a fan at all.
I do give the creepy and over protective and over interferring Joe and Simpson and toa lesser degree , Tina Simspon, they have a stable home life. They have stability in their lives.
Joe is a good manager and producer to take minimal talent and paralay it into a mutlimillion business for him and Tina. Oh, Jessic and Ashlee have doen okay too.

Biggest problems, goofs and they have to live with are" Ashlee lipsyncing, denying her nose plastic surgeryJessica 's making those B-movie remake box office duds (except for Dukes, but the studios keep paying her seven figures so...make them all the way to the bank, Joe's comment about Jessicas double -d's and "you can't cover those suckers up" ( as he said on E! tv show), and Joe using Nick, interferring with his daughter's marriage and helping Jessica pull away from Nick and get divorced after they got what they wanted from him.
The Simpson also thought they would cream Nick, give him a few peanuts and he would walk away and jsut die a quiet career into the "What Ever Happened To Be Bin."

Oh, good for Joe to not have Jessica do soft porn movies.

2561 days ago
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Matthew Simpson    

Kphu Shameer loves Kphu Shameer as posted by Kphu Shameer

what a tool!

I agree she needs to do something as her career and talents are pretty thin.

2561 days ago
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TROLL SMASHERS    

7. Its sad knowing that this man was a preacher.... dear God, save our souls!

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 29th 2007 by RitaPita

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Double True, even sadder Jessica once proclaimed to Tommy Matolla she wanted to be a GOOD CHRISTIAN ROLE MODEL for young girls..

As for the porn role movie - give it another year, she'll do it. BETCHA

2561 days ago
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