1. OH BROTHER - HE'S KILLING ME WITH HIS ONE-LINERS. Better send her to college, Joe. She going to need something to fall back on, and not her boobs!

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 29th 2007 by who gives a squat

2. Joe's daughter Jess will never win an oscer!

Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Britney the train wreck

3. "WE promised. . . . . WE win!!!!!"

ug she'll NEVER have a successful relationship! That father has his claws dug right in!!

Posted at 4:27PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Gross!

4. Is it true that he said Ashlee was the better kisser? Did he really say that?

Posted at 4:28PM on Jul 29th 2007 by He is so creepy

5. Leave my girlfriend or is it ex-girlfriend, no wait, shes my girlfriend, on second thought we broke up, no wait again, she' still my girlfriend, I think, but I cant be sure. It is great to rest my body on top of jessicas mountainous melons.

Posted at 4:28PM on Jul 29th 2007 by John Mayer

6. Its sad knowing that this man was a preacher.... dear God, save our souls!

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 29th 2007 by RitaPita

7. Creepy Joe or not....at least Jessica has a father ballsy enough to keep her from being a "Hollywood Inmate" or drug addict whore!

Posted at 4:39PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Jay

8. Kphu Shameer loves Kphu Shameer as posted by Kphu Shameer

what a tool!

I agree she needs to do something as her career and talents are pretty thin.

Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Matthew Simpson

9. 7. Its sad knowing that this man was a preacher.... dear God, save our souls!

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 29th 2007 by RitaPita

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Double True, even sadder Jessica once proclaimed to Tommy Matolla she wanted to be a GOOD CHRISTIAN ROLE MODEL for young girls..

As for the porn role movie - give it another year, she'll do it. BETCHA

Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 29th 2007 by princess the RULER

10. That should be "Jess's".

Just because a name ends with an S, doesn't mean that the possessive changes.

The only time the final S is dropped is during a religious incantation: "In Jesus' name, Amen" for example. You can also drop it with other names in speech if it's too much of a tongue twister, but it should always be written out normally:

Jess's clothes, Charles's coke, Paris's rap sheet.

Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Queen Elizabeth

11. Don't feel bad TMZ. I wake up each day and surf the internet looking for spelling errors that I am able to correct. It's not just you, I do it to everyone, every waking moment. It is my sole purpose in life.

I'm single and without friends so I do this to pass the time while I wait for my food stamps to arrive.

Posted at 4:51PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Queen Elizabeth

12. I am not the biggest fan or the Simpson clan . Actually ,I am not a fan at all.
I do give the creepy and over protective and over interferring Joe and Simpson and toa lesser degree , Tina Simspon, they have a stable home life. They have stability in their lives.
Joe is a good manager and producer to take minimal talent and paralay it into a mutlimillion business for him and Tina. Oh, Jessic and Ashlee have doen okay too.

Biggest problems, goofs and they have to live with are" Ashlee lipsyncing, denying her nose plastic surgeryJessica 's making those B-movie remake box office duds (except for Dukes, but the studios keep paying her seven figures so...make them all the way to the bank, Joe's comment about Jessicas double -d's and "you can't cover those suckers up" ( as he said on E! tv show), and Joe using Nick, interferring with his daughter's marriage and helping Jessica pull away from Nick and get divorced after they got what they wanted from him.
The Simpson also thought they would cream Nick, give him a few peanuts and he would walk away and jsut die a quiet career into the "What Ever Happened To Be Bin."

Oh, good for Joe to not have Jessica do soft porn movies.

Posted at 4:55PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Foxy Loxy

13. Since when did she start dating Dave Coulier? H it's her dad

Posted at 4:57PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Craig

14. Papa Joe - this country is in desperate need of many, many more fathers like you.

Posted at 4:59PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Twinkle

15. but he lets his other daughter date a guy whos ding dong is all over the internet...

Posted at 5:02PM on Jul 29th 2007 by pete w.