Creepy stage dad Joe Simpson made skin crawl this past week when he discussed pop tartlet daughter Jessica's pending film choices.
"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," Simpson told People. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.'
Right-o Papa Joe.
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(Page 1 of 14) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsI don't know whether this is true or not, but I read in the OK! magazine, that Jess regrets divorcing Nick. Way go, knuckle head. Now you decide you miss him, should of thought about that a year ago. Dah! Too late! He doesn't want you now. Where's your'e career going now, in the toilet. Way go Jess!
Oscar & Jessica Simpson in the same sentence?! You're joking right? I've seen her act, and I've seen porn. I say the job would be perfect for her! Just a few less lines, a little more stunt work.
She runs around half naked most of the time anyway, so she shouldn't have a problem taking the rest of her threads off.
Jessica is gorgeous. She is brilliant, I don''t care what anyone says. She doesn't have much talent, I mean seriously. But she has marketed herself to the top. And her body is like no others. She is perfection. Annoying as hell, but I would do her and I am a woman.
"WE promised. . . . . WE win!!!!!"
ug she'll NEVER have a successful relationship! That father has his claws dug right in!!
OH BROTHER - HE'S KILLING ME WITH HIS ONE-LINERS. Better send her to college, Joe. She going to need something to fall back on, and not her boobs!
Leave my girlfriend or is it ex-girlfriend, no wait, shes my girlfriend, on second thought we broke up, no wait again, she' still my girlfriend, I think, but I cant be sure. It is great to rest my body on top of jessicas mountainous melons.
Is it true that he said Ashlee was the better kisser? Did he really say that?
Its sad knowing that this man was a preacher.... dear God, save our souls!
Creepy Joe or not....at least Jessica has a father ballsy enough to keep her from being a "Hollywood Inmate" or drug addict whore!
Leave the girl alone...look around.... all these( celebrity's) kids going wild. Good job Joe!!!!
I am not the biggest fan or the Simpson clan . Actually ,I am not a fan at all.
I do give the creepy and over protective and over interferring Joe and Simpson and toa lesser degree , Tina Simspon, they have a stable home life. They have stability in their lives.
Joe is a good manager and producer to take minimal talent and paralay it into a mutlimillion business for him and Tina. Oh, Jessic and Ashlee have doen okay too.
Biggest problems, goofs and they have to live with are" Ashlee lipsyncing, denying her nose plastic surgeryJessica 's making those B-movie remake box office duds (except for Dukes, but the studios keep paying her seven figures so...make them all the way to the bank, Joe's comment about Jessicas double -d's and "you can't cover those suckers up" ( as he said on E! tv show), and Joe using Nick, interferring with his daughter's marriage and helping Jessica pull away from Nick and get divorced after they got what they wanted from him.
The Simpson also thought they would cream Nick, give him a few peanuts and he would walk away and jsut die a quiet career into the "What Ever Happened To Be Bin."
Oh, good for Joe to not have Jessica do soft porn movies.
Kphu Shameer loves Kphu Shameer as posted by Kphu Shameer
what a tool!
I agree she needs to do something as her career and talents are pretty thin.
7. Its sad knowing that this man was a preacher.... dear God, save our souls!
Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 29th 2007 by RitaPita
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Double True, even sadder Jessica once proclaimed to Tommy Matolla she wanted to be a GOOD CHRISTIAN ROLE MODEL for young girls..
As for the porn role movie - give it another year, she'll do it. BETCHA

















