Joe Simpson Keeps Jess' Clothes On

Creepy stage dad Joe Simpson made skin crawl this past week when he discussed pop tartlet daughter Jessica's pending film choices.

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," Simpson told People. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.'

Right-o Papa Joe.

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I believe that Jessica Simpson is one of the better role models for her generation and those younger. She really hasn't been embroiled in any scandal, even though she's constantly monitered by the media, other than a failed marriage. She seems very enterprising in her approach to business. I do wish she'd produce more music, even more covers of existing songs, such as Roberta Flacks' "The First Time Ever I Saw His Face." I'm a 57 yr old Vietnam veteran and I do approve of how she's been handling herself. Her physical attributes are really not the true issue; it's how she lives not looks that is important. Her diversification in business is most positive. As far as her father, I'm not well enough informed of his total magement of her career to make judgements. I do think the breast comment, if true, was out of place. However, that is something that I believe has been taken out of context of the original conversation. I don't believe he's a "Joe Jackson" in his approach to his daughters careers. I would be interested in knowing his percentage of the total income they produce though. I really would like the daughters to produce more music in the near future. I enjoy hearing them; and I do buy their CD's. Thanks for your time reading this (for those who actually do!).

Posted at 10:42AM on Jul 30th 2007 by Jay

182. I guess that Joe knows how limited Jessica's acting really is. The only Oscar she would receive is a weiner made of pork by products.

Posted at 11:34AM on Jul 30th 2007 by Reubeus

183. I THINK JESS SHOULD STICK TO SINGING;SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE AND,I THINK HER FATHER BROKE SHE AN NICK UP.I STILL BELIEVE THEY BELONG FIRST LOVES ARE THE BEST.THEY HAVE HAD TIME TO VENTURE OUT AND,JESSICA STILL NOT HAPPY.I LOVED THE SPECIALS ESPICALLY THE XMAS ONE.GIVE IT A TRY JESSICA HE IS A HUNK AND U WOULD HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.

Posted at 2:32PM on Jul 30th 2007 by KATIE

184. Jessica:
Go away!

Posted at 2:40PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Traci

185. Let's review our choices. She's really dumb and he's really smart and look where it's gotten them. Or she's really smart and he's really smart and look where it's gotten them. Or their both really dumb and look where it's gotten them. See? Either choice is a win-win situation for them.

Posted at 2:57PM on Jul 30th 2007 by SayWhat

186. We this and We that... is her dad Perez Hilton?

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Donna

187. GIVE THE GIRL SOME CREDIT! SHE STAYS OUT OF TROUBLE! SIMPLE AS THAT! SHE DOES NOT COME FROM THE SAME STOCK AS A BRITANY, LINDSAY, OR NICOLE! SHE HAS FAMILY THAT TRULY DO CARE ABOUT HER WELL-BEING. ATLEAST SHE HAS A VERY SECURE FAMILY BOND WHICH IS MORE THAN I COULD SAY ABOUT THE REST!

Posted at 5:10PM on Jul 30th 2007 by suzy

188. Joe Simpson does a hellava great job in raising his girls. Jessica has never been in any scandal & her divorce she handled very well.. She's an amazing girl who has been thru some tuff times & handled herself with lots of class!.....

Posted at 5:17PM on Jul 30th 2007 by dane

189. Great father...very questionable. Just because he turned down a porn offer..I mean give me a break people.

Posted at 1:30AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Katie

190. Creepy puts it mildly. This is the guy who likes to speak graphically about both his daughters' T & A in public!!! Hello incest hotline!!!! In a few years, we'll see both the girls on Oprah's couch doing a tear-laden tell-all. Stable homelife may ass!!! I can't believe some people are actually congratulating this guy. I guess just being a former preacher gives you a free pass in many narrow-minded people's eyes. There is none so blind......

His daughters have very little talent to begin with, but they are marketable in certain genres. However, his mis-management and interferrence has cost them plenty of great opportunities to play to their little stregnths. No credible director or producer wants to deal with a stage parent to begin with, but many will if the kid is a huge talent, which the Simpson girls definitely are not.

they both need to wise up fast and get new management if they want to continue being marketable at all. The careers they both have had to date is mainly from buzz, but the talent is so thin, that the buzz is over. They're quickly being steamrolled by "the-next-big-things" in the teen & post-teen markets.

Posted at 4:40AM on Jul 31st 2007 by vegan

191. Jessica Simpson has class? Umm........ NO! . if Jessica had class, she would NOT have to show off her body the way she does. a real classy woman would cover up and want to be modest. I used to be a huge fan of Jess, but her so called "Christian morals" are VERY VERY questionable. everybody knows that this family is not as Religious as they claim to be.

What kind of a Christian man would talk about his daughter's sex life and the state of her virginity and about certain body parts? do you think that a Christian woman would talk about how great her breasts are? I think not! this family is pathetic and if they really do belong to christ then they are lousy excuses for christians.

Posted at 10:15AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Jessica

192. INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:01PM on Jul 31st 2007 by bean

193. I don't know whether this is true or not, but I read in the OK! magazine, that Jess regrets divorcing Nick. Way go, knuckle head. Now you decide you miss him, should of thought about that a year ago. Dah! Too late! He doesn't want you now. Where's your'e career going now, in the toilet. Way go Jess!

Posted at 8:28PM on Aug 3rd 2007 by HC

194. Watch ou for the preachers---Pervs! I hate to say it.

Posted at 4:58PM on Aug 8th 2007 by the cannon

195. Oscar & Jessica Simpson in the same sentence?! You're joking right? I've seen her act, and I've seen porn. I say the job would be perfect for her! Just a few less lines, a little more stunt work.
She runs around half naked most of the time anyway, so she shouldn't have a problem taking the rest of her threads off.

Posted at 10:22PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Hksmurfette

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