Joe Simpson Keeps Jess' Clothes On

Creepy stage dad Joe Simpson made skin crawl this past week when he discussed pop tartlet daughter Jessica's pending film choices.

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," Simpson told People. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.'

Right-o Papa Joe.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Simpson

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196. Jessica is gorgeous. She is brilliant, I don''t care what anyone says. She doesn't have much talent, I mean seriously. But she has marketed herself to the top. And her body is like no others. She is perfection. Annoying as hell, but I would do her and I am a woman.

Posted at 10:39PM on Aug 15th 2007 by NE

197. How freaky is her dad?? but I guess it's normal behavior for HICKVILLE. I'm sure he didn't want her taking the role because of their ::: hick drawl::: CHRISTIAN VALUES.

or maybe he doesn't want anyone to see his name tattoed right above her VAG.

DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL!!!! no wonder Ashley's jealous

Posted at 4:01PM on Sep 21st 2007 by LoLa

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