Joe Simpson Keeps Jess' Clothes On

16. Papa Joe - this country is in desperate need of many, many more fathers like you.

Posted at 4:59PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Twinkle

17. what more is there to see, I thought we had just about seen it all.

Posted at 6:56PM on Jul 29th 2007 by johnnie f. king

18. what more is there to see, I thought we had just about seen it all.

Posted at 6:57PM on Jul 29th 2007 by johnnie f. king

19. but he lets his other daughter date a guy whos ding dong is all over the internet...

Posted at 5:02PM on Jul 29th 2007 by pete w.

20. I think it is great that he is not for her taking her clothes off but how can anyone be guaranteed an Oscar? Especially, with her terrible acting skills or the lack there of acting skills! I think Joe is full of it!

Posted at 5:39PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Andrea

21. 13. That should be "Jess's".

Just because a name ends with an S, doesn't mean that the possessive changes.

The only time the final S is dropped is during a religious incantation: "In Jesus' name, Amen" for example. You can also drop it with other names in speech if it's too much of a tongue twister, but it should always be written out normally:

Jess's clothes, Charles's coke, Paris's rap sheet.



Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Queen Elizabeth


I, for one, appreciate that....

Posted at 5:04PM on Jul 29th 2007 by uuuhhhoooohhhh!

22. that sounds even hotter

Posted at 5:05PM on Jul 29th 2007 by celebrity.web.net

23. WELL ATLEAST HE DIDNT SAY SIGN HER UP WE NEED AN OSCAR...I MEAN SOME PEOPLES LIKE LOW-HAN MOM PROBABLY WOULD HAVE EXPLOITED THERE "KIDS" LIKE THAT

Posted at 5:06PM on Jul 29th 2007 by shari

24. speaking of statue of a little man.. jessica makes my little statue stand tall

Posted at 5:09PM on Jul 29th 2007 by pete w.

25. Ok let see .....................we tore dowm Paris ,Britney and Lyndsay.........time to get Jessica!!!!!!!
Jessica ....if you are reading this stupid blog............don't listen....you have been doing a great job staying out of trouble...............keep up the good work

Posted at 5:06PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Janice

26. Is Jessica allowed to make any decisions on her own! "We were given script; we were told ...." No wonder her marriage broke up. Joe and wife, please let Jess grow up; you are not doing her any favors by making her dependent on you.

Posted at 5:07PM on Jul 29th 2007 by scarlett

27. Joe Simpson always comes across as a stage parent when he speaks; if he has genuine love and concern for his children, he never shows it in interviews.

Thank you, Queen Elizabeth, for being such an anal jackass that you feel the need to post a comment about grammatical errors. Most of us would have simply noticed the mistake and moved on, especially since we don't read TMZ hoping to improve our literary skills.

Posted at 5:13PM on Jul 29th 2007 by M.J.

28. skank.

Posted at 5:23PM on Jul 29th 2007 by costaMesaboy

29. I agree with Janice 23…..

I am NO fan of Jessica’s but if she reads these post then should laugh at them. Thank, thank, thank you for keeping your clothes on, for any reason. It is not worth it. Those films and pics stay around forever. Just look at Nick. No one will ever think of him completely the same, without getting a quick flash of his photos with Vanessa Mill HO as they love to call her everywhere.

If Jessica did this then they would then say that she wanted to prove that she looked better than Vanessa. Vanessa has no body, or talent and she is so trashy. Now the whole world knows this.

Jessica was known for being ditsy back in the day, but at least that’s all we saw of her. I mean Jessica showing cleavage like the rest of HW is one thing. But to show it all if unnecessary.

Posted at 5:27PM on Jul 29th 2007 by You go Jess

30. Now we know where Jessica gets her (lack of) brains.

Posted at 5:28PM on Jul 29th 2007 by The apple doesn't fall far from the tree