Joe Simpson Keeps Jess' Clothes On

Creepy stage dad Joe Simpson made skin crawl this past week when he discussed pop tartlet daughter Jessica's pending film choices.

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," Simpson told People. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.'

Right-o Papa Joe.

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31. JESSICA BE POPPIN. AND SO BE HER DAD. dont be hatin on the simpsons.

Posted at 5:33PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Mandy

32. Someone offered Jessica Simpson to do a porn star type movie? I wouldn't have watched that filth! Jessica's too classy a lady to be put into that mess. But she needs to get better scripts to star in, not the two ridiculous performances she did in Dukes of Hazzard and the weak Employee of the Month.

Posted at 1:44PM on Jul 30th 2007 by PN

33. #14: You're dead wrong, Queenie. While you're sniffing glue, you might want to try a few more English classes.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Quit hitting yourself upside the head with your crown

34. Jessica is not a troubled girl in the drug and alcohol world and thats good but her dad needs some help badly .He is obsessed with this daughter its not normal .We have a few relatives just like him and they don't come off as normal. I could punch them out there too much,. Its like they wish they could have them there self. SICKOS These kind of people come off in a very negative way.This guy messed up her marriage to Nick.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jul 29th 2007 by HELLO!!!!

35. I don't like that new buzzcut look on Joe Simpson. Looks like he just got thrown out of a nightclub after a rough bar brawl. The Nick Lachey-ish look he sported last year didn't work either. He needs to find a newer hairstyle to match his manager image.

Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 30th 2007 by PN

36. DO A REAL PORNO,,,,,,,,,,,KEEP UP W- THE TIMES!!!!,,,,,,,you have the experience..

Posted at 5:36PM on Jul 29th 2007 by costaMesaboy

37. There is NO WAY that Jessica, no matter what role, will ever win an Oscar... Razzie yes..

Anyone who has seen her, and thinks shes a good actress , might trying watching something other reality tv, and watch something with real actors..

Its sad that it doesnt take talent to be succsful in hollywood (i left the ' out just for you Queen Elisabitchaboutgrammar)

Posted at 5:37PM on Jul 29th 2007 by orsyn

38. The more I see a negative following Nick over Vanessa, and the more they speak on how Jessica Simpson shows nothing but a hint of cleavage, I am beginning to like her. I never was that fond of Jessica. But all this bad talk about her is giving her more adult fans. Because we see that she is not trashy in that way. Regardless of how much we may not like her hovering father Joe Simpson.

I’d rather be called bored than a media whore, average whore, no talented skank, alcoholic and bi-sexual druggy like Vanessa Mill HO.

Boy did Nick fall….but you go for it Jessica. Practice, practice, and maybe one day you will be a great actress. Remember that a lot of the actresses in Hollywood now a days are not that talented either. For some of them it has taken time to grow better talent. All the negativity over Jessica being boring is making me like her because she at least stays out of trouble. Unlike the rest of young Hollywood. I am sick of seeing these women pushing the world to see their private parts, and them having sex in public, or their immature actions with constant DUI that could kill someone.

Hey Jess! Stay boring until you get better as you grow. Being an addict to get attention in the mean time is and option but it is NOT worth it, when it comes to your future and what people will remember about you in the end.

Ya'll making me like someone I never really looked at in my life. This girls seems the opposite of the rest out there. And I like it. You all look at Joe Simpson toooooo much. Maybe if the Lohan's and Hiltons paid more attention, then their daughters wouldn't be in the mess that they are in. Those are the ones that are going down hill and staight to HELL!!

Posted at 5:40PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Ya'll makin me like Jess

39. At least they turned down that movie role. That shows more morals than most people in Hollywood that think it's ok to be naked on tv just because they're being paid for it. Um, hello..prostitution.

Posted at 12:47AM on Jul 30th 2007 by Malea

40. Jessica isn't good looking enough to be a PORNSTAR, besides she would probably SUCK at it...........I'm sure she stinks in bed............Joe is one hell of a pimp..........

Posted at 5:52PM on Jul 29th 2007 by anonymous

41. I respect Jessica. She's not been in jail or a druggie! She's sweet & adorable!

Posted at 5:56PM on Jul 29th 2007 by sam

42. So Jessica isn't having trouble with drugs and alcohol, well, that's good, but she still doesn't have any acting talent. Jessica win an Oscar? Oh yeah, LOL, like that could EVER happen. Please spare us, Joe, neither one of your daughters has any talent and you are a creepy parent.

Posted at 5:53PM on Jul 29th 2007 by sc-fi jack

43. LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:22PM on Jul 29th 2007 by angel

44. Jessica is dumb as a stump.

Posted at 5:55PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Anonymous

45. the reason's I get's so picky about's grammatical's is due to my's chronic constipation's of the bowel's.

Posted at 5:59PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Queen (for a reason) Elizabeth

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