Joe Simpson Keeps Jess' Clothes On

Creepy stage dad Joe Simpson made skin crawl this past week when he discussed pop tartlet daughter Jessica's pending film choices.

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," Simpson told People. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.'

Right-o Papa Joe.

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46. Hooray for Joe Simpson. So, was he a Buffalo Bill or an Edmonton Oiler?

Posted at 7:41PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Homey Jay

47. It seems that parenting in Hollywood is practiced in the extreme. Either you party with your kid (Lohan's mama) or you micromanage their existence (Simpson). (Although, erring on the side of caution, Im with the simpson's) We never see a family and say, "well done, great balance of self resilence, self-respect and work ethic you've shown your child". Or are we just niave and not consider those celebrities who've had balance and achieved beautifully? For example, Reese Witherspoon was a young actress who I am sure worked for years in the same hollywood cesspool before fame hit and she seems to be somewhat normal-well beyond-she's superlady. Natalee Portman is another. What about Jennifer Garner, when she was Pre-Affleck? There are others, but you get the point. None of them had to sacrifice their dignity or pride to achieve success. And they are more of a woman because of it. So why doesn't access hollywood, e!, and all of these other shows at least dedicate a segment to highlighting the girls who choose to live like ladies, women and did not give in to treating themselves as objects to be marketed, bought and sold. Given the recent antics of Spears, Lohan and Hilton, it would be refreshing and the theme may even regain popularity.

Posted at 6:14PM on Jul 29th 2007 by What goes around.......

48. Promised an Oscar doesn't mean anything. People are always promised Oscars for roles; it doesn't mean they get one. This girl doesn't have the chops as a an actress. Sorry, Jess, but even you know it's true. Real acting requires thought and emotion...and range. You have big boobs. I applaud you for not playing a singer in every endeavor, as Beyonce has, but playing an idiot when you are an idiot is not acting nor is it funny--no matter what your daddy says. The sad thing is that the rest of the people.com quote said you are doing 3 more movies. I don't doubt they are more busty, blonde, pretty, stupid girl roles. I feel sorry for you, Ms. Simpson. You have zero credibility left. That is what you get when you listen to your daddy. Grow up, sweetie. Please. You are 3 years away from 30 now. It was never a cute act, and you need to outgrow it. Go back to Texas for a couple years. Take some college classes. Learn to make your own decisions. Learn to THINK. Honestly, Ms. Simpson, you said you wanted to set a good example for girls, and you are letting everyone down just as much as Britney and Lindsay.

Posted at 1:38AM on Aug 9th 2007 by audrey

49. Are you all kidding me! We know that she will never win an Oscar but to down Jessica when she is one of the very few that stays out of trouble is just STUPID. You all must love the way these females in Hollywood are becoming more of a train wreak by the short moments.

Posted at 6:06PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Grow up Guys & enjoy the positive on TMZ

50. JESSICA AND HER POPS ARE POPPIN'. JESSICA IS AN AMAZING ACTRESS, Y'ALL!

Posted at 11:46AM on Jul 30th 2007 by Mandy

51. Joe Simpson may get on our nerves, but at least he speaks enough to Jessica to let her know that no amount of foul publicity is good for you. I never want to see Jessica having sex in public like her ex, and I don’t want to see anyone else either. You can’t run from these photos or the mug shots. You see them just by simply looking over your shoulder in the check out line. You never have to go to far these days in order to see the bad publicity with all these celebrities. She may not be a talent actress, but at least that’s all we pretty much see of Jessica.

Posted at 6:10PM on Jul 29th 2007 by leia

52. Sounds like he is fishing to me.. and she is the bait.

Posted at 6:10PM on Jul 29th 2007 by BuzzedOFF

53. Doug needs a little bit of help.

Who cares about her nose, a lot of white people get tans, and a lot of people must like her voice in order for her to make the money that she did. Its takes the words. Melody, a good voice, great producer, and more too make a hit song. And I don’t know about her last CD or movie. All I do know is that I don’t see any mug shots of Jessica Simpson anywhere. So Joe Simpson did something right.

Posted at 6:15PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Skywalker

54. Jesus Doug, nice dissing on Jessica when the best your lame ass could get is some methed-out looking skank from your home town.

You're a real pimp, Dougie!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

What a douchebag you are!!!! LMFOA!!!!

Posted at 6:16PM on Jul 29th 2007 by costaMesaboy

55. ...at least Jessica and Ashlee have turned out better than Britney, Ashlee, and Paris ....at least so far

Posted at 7:18PM on Jul 29th 2007 by sheryl

56. What I'd like to know is why you are reposting this story?

I'm getting more and more disgusted with this so called site.

I like entertainment but I'm wasting time even clicking to this site.

Posted at 6:22PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Wanda

57. I agree with #49……they do tend to lean on speaking about the falling women in Hollywood. You would think that people would like the refreshing comments about something positive.

And I do like all of the other talented ladies that they mentioned up there. Jennifer Garner, Reese Whiterspoon, Natalie Portman, and so on. Those women are talented and even when they start to fall from the limelight; they still hold their heads high and move on to the next project without all the drama, drugs and so on.

Good job ladies…..and mom (Natalie :) )
HA HA

Posted at 6:22PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Skywalker

58. Thanks for the compliment # 49. Ryan thought so too. I do my best darlin.

Reese W.

Posted at 6:24PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Reese Witherspoon .....

59. Hey Wanda...maybe they are reposting because people are complaining that they are tire of seeing the messed up females in Hollywood. And that they want to see more positive stories.

Oh and I have NEVER seen this story posted or anything like it, by the way. But I like it.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Harry

60. Now that I got rid of that jerk Nick, I'll be the only one seeing my daughter naked for now on. She will not be needing any more men around. I am all the man she needs. I bounced her on my knee as a baby and ever since she got her boobies I bounce her on my wiener. We are a very close knit family. Now as for Ashlee, well who ever wants her can have her. I don't want her, you can have her, she's to ugly for me. Even after the plastic surgery she is not naturally beautiful. That was like putting a band aid on herpe sore. It might look better, but the ugliness never really goes away.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Jim Shorts

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