Joe Simpson Keeps Jess' Clothes On

Creepy stage dad Joe Simpson made skin crawl this past week when he discussed pop tartlet daughter Jessica's pending film choices.

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," Simpson told People. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.'

Right-o Papa Joe.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Simpson

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46. LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:22PM on Jul 29th 2007 by angel

47. Thanks for the compliment # 49. Ryan thought so too. I do my best darlin.

Reese W.

Posted at 6:24PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Reese Witherspoon .....

48. Now that I got rid of that jerk Nick, I'll be the only one seeing my daughter naked for now on. She will not be needing any more men around. I am all the man she needs. I bounced her on my knee as a baby and ever since she got her boobies I bounce her on my wiener. We are a very close knit family. Now as for Ashlee, well who ever wants her can have her. I don't want her, you can have her, she's to ugly for me. Even after the plastic surgery she is not naturally beautiful. That was like putting a band aid on herpe sore. It might look better, but the ugliness never really goes away.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Jim Shorts

49. Hey Wanda...maybe they are reposting because people are complaining that they are tire of seeing the messed up females in Hollywood. And that they want to see more positive stories.

Oh and I have NEVER seen this story posted or anything like it, by the way. But I like it.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Harry

50. They tell everyone who plays a porn star they'll win an oscar. How else would the old man get her clothes off.....for the sake of art?

Posted at 6:28PM on Jul 29th 2007 by TBA

51. That is so immature “Jim Shorts #55.” Most of us are happy to hear something with a good ending to it. You must be one of those that love to keep TMZ in business with all those trashy stories about the other wasted females in Hollywood.

Grow up Jim Shorts NUMBER 55

Posted at 6:30PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Grow up JS

52. joe thinks ashley is the best kisser, so he's probably keeping jessica's porn tapes for himself--what a selfish bastard--

Posted at 6:34PM on Jul 29th 2007 by montana mike

53. This story WAS posted on TMZ about 3 days ago and they know it....

Posted at 6:34PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Wanda

54. They may tell everyone that they will have an Oscar if they play porn star BUT at least Joe Simpson put a stop to that mess. I hope they don’t approach her with that mess again. It is for 2 obvious reasons why they did it. Because she just spoke about her body being her’s even though we’d never see it, and those trashy picks of Nick and his HO trampy woman.

I don’t know and never want to know what her body looks like. She just needs acting classes so that they will offer her better things, and will not assume that she wants to stoop this low because of needing publicity after a bad movie.

So what…don’t show your body for the medi Jessica. It is not worth it. Those pictures follow you everywhere in your future.

Posted at 6:35PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Kevin

55. The real reason Nick and Jess broke up was because, Nick caught me and Jess in an anal extravaganza. Once I returned Jess to nick she was ruined. Her bum was so stretched out that it couldn't hold a basketball.

Posted at 6:36PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Mr. Joe to you

56. I think Joe has been tapping that ass since she was around 8. She's daddy's little girl and he made the most of it.
He's just pissed now that she's out giving it up to rappers, flunkies and junkies.

Posted at 6:37PM on Jul 29th 2007 by L.A. Douchenozzle, Esq.

57.
WHO CARES WANDA…..WHO CARES HOW TMZ POSTED IT and when !!!!

This is still a better story than seeing mug shots and how close someone out there was of loosing a family member because of the celebrity drug addicts and alcoholics.

Get over it and enjoy seeing a clothed photo here.

Posted at 6:38PM on Jul 29th 2007 by WHO cares Wanda!

58. 59. #49 The reason you don''t see Access Hollywood follow a story on the "good girls" is b/c it is BORING!?! Who wants to see that when you have TRAIN WRECKS galore!!! Britney, LiLo, Paris and Nicole Bitchy are far more interesting to watch than Mandy Moore, Jessica, Reese, and the rest. Without the TRAIN WRECK pack, sites like this would not exist. They are TMZ and Perez's bread and butter!!!!

Also, the person who mentioned that Jessica is Boring!!?? WTF, do you even know her? Is she BORING b/c she is not out on the party scene every night, and not filmed having sex or passed out in a car. If BORING = not a train wreck, then I'd say Jessica and Pops are DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT!!!

Oh yeah, and I'd pay to see her in a porno! ;--)

She's got a better body than any of the train wreck starlets combined!!!




Posted at 6:34PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Jessica Simpson!
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We got to know her on her reality show and trust me...SHE IS BORING!! and not to mention as dumb as a tack.

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Mary Jewwanna

59. yea this story came out like 5 days ago...what lindsey didnt do anything today??????

Posted at 6:42PM on Jul 29th 2007 by kristen

60. Ask me about the chicken of the sea. I will tell you it is that little beared fish taco between my daughter's legs. Yummy. I eat at her Taco Bell every chance I get.

Posted at 6:44PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Mr. Joe to you

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