Joe Simpson Keeps Jess' Clothes On

Creepy stage dad Joe Simpson made skin crawl this past week when he discussed pop tartlet daughter Jessica's pending film choices.

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," Simpson told People. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.'

Right-o Papa Joe.

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76. at least she is not a drug addict whore, who is in and out of rehab. I love jessica, she is a good role model..

Posted at 6:54PM on Jul 29th 2007 by jessica

77. They may be a little creepy, but at least neither daughter is an addict of any kind. Good for them.

Posted at 6:55PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Marcus

78. Jess, you kept the wrong man in your life. You should have told your father to hit the road, NOT YOUR HUSBAND. You are such an idiot. You had a career when you were with Nick. What do you have now?? A failing career, no hits, and no husband. Give your dad money, get a new manager. Family shouldn't be managers anyway.

Posted at 6:56PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Jacie

79. that idiot Joe must be losing his damn mind if he thinks that Jessica would ever win a frigging Oscar!
How the hell do you "promise" someone an oscar for pete's sakes?
tell these people to go back to Texas where they belong and stay there;enough idiots from Texas from Dubya to Jessica and her stupid sister and crazy dad for people to stomach.
Enough already.

Posted at 7:05PM on Jul 29th 2007 by rafik

80. Hollywood is lost. I'd rather see creepy Joe Simpson and his family anyday, rather than see Vanessa Mill HO and Nick la Lost...on the front pages. Them standing waiting on a taxi at the airport is NOTHING new. And everytime we see them we think of those sex photos.

Everytime someone mentions Paris I remember getting a look see at her spreading her legs on the beach, literally. I really wasn't prepared to skim down and see Paris after just reading and seeing a positive story many weeks back. And Lost Lohan makes me think of nothing but mug shots and crashed abandoned cars on the side streets of California.

So Leave this positve creepy family alone. Better this than the others on the front pages disgusting most of us out here.

Posted at 7:00PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Dillion

81. TMZ, there is nothing creepy about that whatsoever! I'm glad that Joe advised against Jessica doing a strip film. Her fans wouldn't want that from her. I'm disappointed though that Joe and Jessica abandoned her last album so quickly. If "I Belong to Me" would have been managed appropriately, it would have been a chart-topping hit. The video was crap, and they promoted a different (and inferior) version of the song in the video. Also, if Joe had been on the ball, "Between You and I" could have been a HUGE country hit, and "Let Him Fly" could have been a huge adult contemporary hit. Jessica's career has stalled since her divorce, and it's time for new management. Joe's done well to get her to stardom, but she needs greater managerial competence to help her rebound.

Posted at 7:02PM on Jul 29th 2007 by dttown

82. My Jess does have an addiction. To me and my ten pound tube steak.

Posted at 7:02PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Mr. Joe to you

83. Oh, Rev. Joe, Jessica will never, ever, ever, ever, ever win an Oscar. My God, man, you have to have some talent!! She can't sing. She can't act. She can't dance. Triple threat!!!BTW, you idiots who bought her albums and made her rich, I got a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.....

Posted at 7:05PM on Jul 29th 2007 by BxGirl851

84. Hey #74, you are talking as if she was better off with Nick. Excuse me but I think Nick is the worst one here. And I use to like him the most. In short, it seems that the two of these people were NOT that great together, but for some reason they are WORSE apart.

BUT BUT BUT, Jessica is still better off than he is. Whenever Jessica gets back on track, she will at least NOT have bad headlines over her head that she will never be able to live down. Nick on the other hand has to explain to his future children why they can see his ass at anytime over the Internet. And Nick has to explain why he was such a dumbass for getting himself into that situation because he wanted sex all the time from that skank Vanessa.

Nick has to do some serious explaining because kids are not stupid and will be even smarter in the future…but Jessica just has to explain very, very, very littler. At least so far in her life. And good for Jessica. She is boring but she is a lot cleaner…thanks Joe Simpson.

Posted at 7:08PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Manny

85. I say, thank goodness she is listening to her father and not lowering herself to those standards. Needless to say, she doesn't have talent as an actress so there would be no Oscar.

I agree with what someone said, she really needs some education. Why not go in that direction for now?

Posted at 11:13PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Shelley

86. Eww! Joe Simpson is friggen creepy.

Posted at 7:13PM on Jul 29th 2007 by XD Lol

87. It is time to dump the DADDY manager. You have gone straight down hill for 2 years. You are a nobody. Time to be more professional. Nick must have been the brains of your marriage. You have done nothing since he left. LOSER

Posted at 7:15PM on Jul 29th 2007 by bulldogi

88. Daddy Douchebag!
Damnit, stay out of her business, let her do a movie as a porn star!
Unleash the TWINS!!

Posted at 7:16PM on Jul 29th 2007 by uhhhhh

89. Thanks Joe, we don't want to see that scrub without her pants on anyway.

Posted at 7:26PM on Jul 29th 2007 by flbiker

90. It just seems like Joe is arrogant and every time he says something it is creepy. There is definitely something unlikeable about the man. To have been a preacher before to where he is now is really strange. Jessica is sweet but she does seem kind of dumb. She is dressing like a hooker now.

Posted at 10:20PM on Jul 29th 2007 by me

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