Joe Simpson Keeps Jess' Clothes On

Creepy stage dad Joe Simpson made skin crawl this past week when he discussed pop tartlet daughter Jessica's pending film choices.

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," Simpson told People. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.'

Right-o Papa Joe.

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91. she win a oscar ya right not in this lifetime i mean if she did i mean the world really would be low cuz an oscar is suppose to be for talented and believeing real actors and Jessica she can't act seriously she can't. And i hope people she that soon cuz i am tired of her in movies with other talented funny people like dane cook i felt bad for him cuz he is funny and can act and he had to work with this girl who preety much jst says her lines as herself. And that one main reason why movies she is in don't do good i mean movie with dane cook ya that will do a little okay cuz dane cook is in it but no matter how hard i try to jst watch dane cook or who ever else is in the movie and try to tune jessica out it really not worth it cuz when she opens her mouth it is jst a blow to the whole movie she ruins it seriously she can sing and and whatever even know she makes really weird faces when she sings she can't act at all her sister now she can act way better and if i didn't get my point across that jessic acan't act i think saying that ashlee can act way better than jessica that should say something seriously will this world ever get tired of dumb blondes that can't do what they think adn go crazy and have babies and al;most drop their babies, go to jail, shave there head wear no panties seriously what has this world come too. People like Rachel McAdams, Natlie Portman, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Michelle gellar, Kristen Bell, Sophia Bush, Starlette Johnson etc now these girls can act and are low key and they i can see winning oscars well reese has already but you know what i'm saying these girls are what is talent and i hope people see that more and i think people do and that is why most of the movies these girls are in are movie speople want to see and want to spend their money on cuz they know it worth it. No one cares about seeing jessica, britney, paris in movies that why movies there in are either bomb with sucking review and make little money or go straight to video or they are in popular movie but it is and porno. seriously why

Posted at 7:37PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Sammi

92. I don't know anything about this man's history or what he might have said at one time or another. Maybe he's creepy. I don't know that. But if he is able to keep his daughter away from the porn industry, he has done a good thing.

Posted at 7:38PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Ken

93. I still remember when father Joe talked to People magazine about the size of his daughter's breasts. That was so inappropriate.

Posted at 6:47PM on Jul 30th 2007 by CarolM

94. He should get a life of his own.....with LiLo's mom. What a pair they would make. And the perfect threesome would be to add Lilo's dad. They could spend their time attempting to see who could be the creepiest parent.

Posted at 7:42PM on Jul 29th 2007 by emmazoe

95. Sadly, I too think she'll end up doing porn. I KNOW that she'll pose for Playboy. What else has she got going, really? No more movies, please! She can't act and isn't fun to watch, either. Is anyone else as sick of her huge, fake smile?
She may end up, if she's lucky, a "celebrity'. Seen getting in and out of limos in nice dresses with low fronts, at openings and such. Maybe she'll be a game show "guest" but never a host! Maybe someone will come along and take her to the life she really wants, whatever that is. If Daddy let's go, that is.

Posted at 7:45PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Angel

96. Isn't Joe Daddy the one who was going around bragging about his daughters D-cups? Sounds like a pedo-perv to me.

Posted at 7:47PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Jack

97. " Jess' " is acceptable, TMZ. You can leave your headline as is. Such use is supported by University of Delaware, The Guardian, Emory Universityʼs writing center, and The American Heritage Book of English Usage.

I doubt very much Jessica Simpson will get an Oscar nomination for her acting. What serious acting has she done so far? Nada!!!

Posted at 7:48PM on Jul 29th 2007 by yeah right!

98. I guess when you are just getting porn offers, it must show your career is slipping a tad?? Ah, sorry but Joe gotta GO... And Nick, your sick..you got sucked into the biggest con game every woman plays when she wants somebody. You admitted your weakness, and I blame Jess for allowing Vanessa to take you. I blame Jess mostly, because she listened to daddy. Daddy wanted full control over his lil girl, and blew this personal marriage problem waaaayyyy out there. You should have forgiven him, and tried to make it work. He did love you. If all marriages ended up in divorce because of an affair...there wouldn't be marriages anymore. This goes on everywhere, and in families you would never ever believe. Its just not out there for all to see and hear. Forgive and rebuild. Hey Joe.....you ever fool around while married?? Jess, you need to stand up for your own feeling and tell dad to butt out..he will ruin every relationship you ever get into if you don't wise up. If you are stupid enough to get into drugs, alcohol, and sex without your daddy watching over you, then you deserve what ever you have. Jess you're a mess. And yes, go get your man back from that groupie back ground, low down HO. She's a LY LOHO class person, or is it LY LOBLO. Whatever..

Posted at 7:55PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Jacie

99. Ahh....what was that again Sammi??

Posted at 8:04PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Jacie

100. Her father is disgusting. She has no talent, only a nice body and looks and that doesn't get you too far in Hollywood without the talent. Maybe preacher Joe should put her in a porn film. They don't care about acting there. And Jess doesn't seem too happy since her marriage broke up. I think PaPa had a lot to do with that too.

Posted at 8:38PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Jane

101. That skank has already done plenty of porn, for free! And why is she worth admiring cause she's not drugged out! Man, she is a train wreck without drugs and that does not deserve respect. When she stood next to that model during her swimware line you could see that bitch does NOT have a good body, she's damn ugly. NEXT!

Posted at 8:22PM on Jul 29th 2007 by silo

102. Jessica is not talented. The only way she would ever get an Oscar is if she breaks into someone else's house and steals one. She is not even attractive.

Nick was smart to get away while he had the chance.

Posted at 8:29PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Ha Ha Ha

103. the only way simpson is gonna latch on to an oscar is if she does disrobe and uses it as a dildo. btw, it's jess' not jess's dipthong.

Posted at 8:29PM on Jul 29th 2007 by ann coulter

104. That's right. Craft your own little Oscar because that's as close to getting one as she'll
ever have.

Posted at 8:49PM on Jul 29th 2007 by No Kidding

105. Jess has all the talent of a fence post but that's one hot looking woman.

Posted at 8:34PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Ellis

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