Train Wrecks
Lindsay's Movie Melts Down

Could Lindsay Lohan's week get any worse? The trainwreckin' LiLo's new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me," was released on Friday and has been panned by virtually every critic around!

RottenTomatoes.com compiled dozens of the film's reviews. What are they saying?

"No review could really do justice to the monumental trashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed," wrote Elizabeth Weitzman of the Daily News.

Said Lou Lumenick of the New York Post, "I Know..." is "[A] sleazy, inept and worthless piece of torture porn."

And perhaps worst of all: "Who could've predicted a bust for alleged cocaine possession, vocational self-destruction, and a general display of young Hollywood stupidity would be the career highlight of Lohan's weekend," wrote EFilmCritic.com writer Brian Orndorf.

Ouch!

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91. getting ready for a movie of this type of "acting" may have spiraled her down into the depths of hell, but she will get it together--Shes young, beautiful, rich, and I believe she will have a support system that will hold her hand through every minute of her recovery and incarceration.

Posted at 5:22PM on Jul 29th 2007 by karen

92. Reviews are consistent BUT so is Lohan trashing. If a viewer enjoys an occasional sleazy thriller, why not judge it for yourself? Now is not the time to expect fair appraisals of Lindsay's work.

Posted at 5:22PM on Jul 29th 2007 by frosty7530

93. LINDSAY BE POPPIN! and so be her movie. it was BY FAR the best movie i have ever seen. lindsay is my idol. i wanna grow up to be just like her. so all of you can shut up. See "I KNOW WHO KILLED ME!!" cause it be poppin

Posted at 5:32PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Mandy

94. 1. i'd rather watch and decide for myself...they're just sayin that cos its "cool" to diss lindsay right now

Posted at 1:04PM on Jul 29th 2007 by BABESBLINGANDBOOZE.BLOGSPOT.COM


Only a loser would make this comment. I saw previews for this movie even before it hit movie theatres and it looked crappy. Her acting is bland like in every movie she has been in. She show no emotions and she was not believable in any of the scenes I did see. So I don't need a critic to show me this movie was crap. You are just another kiss asssss lindsey supporter. Another thing the stank biatch is a racist. She was driving and it was her cocaine and then she has the nerve to blame it on some blacks.

Posted at 5:36PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Lindsey (ho) lohan is a Racist!!!!

95. Ha! Maybe after she spends some time in the La La Land County Motel she can then get together with Twitney Sperms and play some bars, maybe down by the docks, lyp-synchin' to crappy Twitney songs.

Neither of 'em are goin' anywhere anymore. At best both Loser Loserhan an' Twitney'll be "D" listers, going around to talk shows trying to relive the heady glory days of the 15 minutes of fame.

They'll both wind up on some game show like the old Hollywood Squares, doing some judging for an American Idol type thing, or having their own "reality" show ala Anna Nicole or...yeegads...Liza.

As for being serious "artists", which neither ever were, that's out. These two chicks are permanently relegated to has-been status, especially Twitney. Her double chins, elephant stomper gams, her greasy fingers and her general Down-From-The-Holler trailer trashiness, her obvious lack of interest in anybody(especially her own kids)but herself, well, who the hell, other than her sheeple fans, will have any interest in the stupid broad?

Posted at 5:40PM on Jul 29th 2007 by RasputinsLiver

96. sum1 wrote shes getting corey haim i hope thats a joke lol!80's sux!!i want 2 see this movie im sorry its not doing so well it looks good the kind of teenage-type horror movie critics always pan"not artistic enough"who he f--- cares!!!!lol

Posted at 5:41PM on Jul 29th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist(kadintodd2@aol.com)

97. #1 exactly right!!!!!

Posted at 5:42PM on Jul 29th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist(kadintodd2@aol.com)

98. 101. LINDSAY BE POPPIN! and so be her movie. it was BY FAR the best movie i have ever seen. lindsay is my idol. i wanna grow up to be just like her. so all of you can shut up. See "I KNOW WHO KILLED ME!!" cause it be poppin

Posted at 5:32PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Mandy


You cannot take this comment too serious because it was posted by lindsey lohan herself. Hey lindsey why don't you stop going by the name Mandy and just use your real name. So you want to be a coke whore rehabbin pale skin no talent skank? If she is your idol then you need to get drunk and get behind a wheel and crash into a tree. You also need to go to rehab and be a loose skank. But since this is really lindsey herself you already did all of that and more. So take care lindsey. Oh sorry I meant to say Mandy.

Posted at 5:43PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Lindsey (ho) lohan is a Racist!!!!

99. It's so sad to see what she's made of her life and how she's thrown opportunity out the door. The picture of her in a bikini with her monitor was disgusting. She really DOES look like a porn star in that photo and it seems that's where she'll end up if she doesn't wake up. I still firmly believe that it's the studios and reps who make these idiots believe they can get away with anything because so many of them are at their beck and call. It's all about the green. "Make us enough money, babe, and you can do whatever you want." It's sad that these spoiled little brats have everything in front of them and can't see it because they're so pampered by the people who rely on them for money, while so many talented actors are struggling for just a portion of the opportunities these unappreciative brats are throwing away. Until she lives in the real world, she'll never change and she'll eventually end up being a porn star when she's washed up in the movie industry. Just like Brittany will end up. Her comeback is a joke. She's already done. I think Lindsay MIGHT have a chance, but not until she cuts a lot of ties....including that pitiful excuse of a mother.

Posted at 5:49PM on Jul 29th 2007 by lynnz

100. 76.
U REALLY CAN BLAME THE SCRIPT -

ALL ACTORS HAVE APPEARED IN BOX-OFFICE FLOPS -

CRUISE/TRAVOLTA/DEPP/SCARJO/JENNIFER (all of them)/ -

LINDSAY IS A GOOD (growing) ACTOR -

SHE WAS PAID TO DO A JOB = SHE GAVE A GOOD PERFORMANCE

Peace
Dr. M
MM

P.S. - quit hating (it's a wasted emotion)

Posted at 4:04PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Dr. M


So is Asssssss kissing!!!!!!

Posted at 5:49PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Lindsey (ho) lohan is a Racist!!!!

101. Mandy er i mean Lindsay go take another hit of your crack pipe you delusional ASS

Posted at 5:50PM on Jul 29th 2007 by sarah

102. Why do you pay to go to any movie? They are hideously expensive and come out on DVD/Cable within a month or two.

Posted at 5:55PM on Jul 29th 2007 by js

103. Hey Dr M Aka Lindsay CAN YOU TAKE THE BLAME FOR SOMETHING KNOW YOU ARE BLAMING YOUR BOX OFFICE BOMB ON THE SCRIPT AND ANOTHER THING QUIT THE PEACE SIGN AND SAYING IT ITS GETTING TO BE ANNOYING JUST LIIKE YOU STUPID BITCH

Posted at 5:54PM on Jul 29th 2007 by sarah

104. I know who killed me was a low budget film. I thought it was okay and her acting was good, especially when she was playing the good twin...talk about a stretch! I don't think she was trying to win an Oscar. She probably wanted to do it because at this point in her life she is more concerned with partying, showing off her body, and generally being hot. Well, I'll say this, she did look great in the movie. If that was her goal, then she was successful. However, if you want to be a serious actor with longevity, she should be picking roles that showcase your acting talent, not her ass. Where was her manager/mom when she picked this role? Unfortunately, I think her drinking and drugs have taken over her judgement. She needs to get her head straight and start making better choices...personal choices and professional choices. Getting new parents is not such a bad idea.

LL is the female version of Robert Downey Jr. Had it all, and threw it away because he couldn't stop using drugs and alcohol. Most of you are too young to remember his problems in and out of drug rehab, booted off Ally McBeal, caught trying to rob someone's house while high on drugs. All this after winning an Oscar. After several years of trying to get off drugs, he finally did and his career bounced back.

Just like Robert Downey Jr., LL can still turn it around. People are forgiving. Everyone knows someone who has openly admitted to being addicted to drugs or alcohol. There are plenty of famous people who recovered and kept going with their careers

George W.Bush
Fergie
Mel Gibson
Ozzy Osbourne
Eddie Van Halen
Robin Williams
Bruce Willis
Kirsty Alley
Drew Barrymore
Charlie Sheen
Elizabeth Taylor
Tara Conner

the list goes on...

If Lindsay fires that horrible momager of hers and gets serious about taking control of her life, she can make a come back. She is a talented girl who has not had the best upbringing. I'll give her credit for getting this far with such irresponsible, worthless, messed up parents.



Posted at 5:57PM on Jul 29th 2007 by History repeating itself...

105. SKANK!

Posted at 6:28PM on Jul 29th 2007 by James Duncan

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