Paris Is Over the Spanish

31. I am really, really, really sad to be selling my beloved hillside home. It has provided me with some "hot, hot, hot" times with some "hot, hot, hot" people and several (okay, hundreds) of "hot, hot, hot" men. I thought about donating my sheets and bedding to the new owner so they could hopefully enjoy all the "lucky" times I have had on them. I will be moving to a new neighborhood where the neighbors can appreciate a big star like myself and my entourage. I will need a bigger garage for all my cars and my new green Hybrid Ford Escape, which was a divine gift from an admirer. I hope all my fans continue to drive by and "Honk" when they see my house, just to keep driving the neighbors crazy. Bye for now.....Hugs....and stay "Hot"

Posted at 5:08PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Paris H.

32. Hiltons' Grandpa has taken back $60 million from her inheritance. That's why she is selling.

She basically has lost her part of ol' Barron Hiltons' dough. The old man loathes Paris and her lifestyle and they are not exactly on speaking terms....

Way to go jetslut!!!!

Screwtape

Posted at 5:10PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Uncle Screwtape

33. the garage has been converted to a closet also, thats why you never see her car in there.

Posted at 5:10PM on Jul 30th 2007 by caveman

34. Whats up with that tiny pool?

Posted at 5:16PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Rob

35. Oh man-wouldn't that make you sick to think your grandfather was that digusted with you?? How can she deal with that? I would be sooo embarresed.

Posted at 5:17PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Malteselover

36. Hey Paris H, LMFAO.That was good.

Posted at 5:18PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Rob

37. 36. Oh man-wouldn't that make you sick to think your grandfather was that digusted with you?? How can she deal with that? I would be sooo embarresed.

..she is too stupid to be embarrassed.

Posted at 5:23PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Lala

38. I read somewhere that basically grandpa cut the whole clan off. Something about donation all his money to charity that would be cool since paris daddy is very wealthy on his own. Well on paper he's wealthy.

Posted at 11:57AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Dawn

39. 39. I read somewhere that basically grandpa cut the whole clan off. Something about donation all his money to charity that would be cool since paris daddy is very wealthy on his own. Well on paper he's wealthy.


I can't blame the old man for that. His offspring has turned out being a bunch of loaded hillbillies. Let them work for their money!!!!!

Screwtape

Posted at 5:44PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Uncle Screwtape

40. I know the neighbors must be planning a block party when that biatch moves out.

Posted at 7:24AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Jonquility

41. It must be a real dumb if it's going for a paltry 4 million...

Posted at 5:49PM on Jul 30th 2007 by bIUBBuLa

42. that house is so ugly my house is better and it is 2.7million gess!! my mom said that some dumb blonde like Britney would have to buy it cause normal people r way!!! to smart to buy that

Posted at 5:57PM on Jul 30th 2007 by hiddenpalmz_pep

43. Beautiful... just like her! I'd like to see her bedroom!

Posted at 10:17PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Chad

44. I BET her neighbors are jumping for joy that she's moving out!

Posted at 7:58PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Frankie

45. That's not a pool. It's a foot bath for those big feet of hers! I would say it's a sink to wash her hair but it's not big enough for that head.

Posted at 7:20PM on Jul 30th 2007 by spare us paris