Scientolomom Jenna Elfman has given silent birth to a son, Story Elias, weighing in at 7 pounds, 2 ounces. Meet your future hubby, Suri!
Somehow, Jenna and husband Bodhi Elfman were able to keep the news a scientolosecret -- as the Thetan tyke was born a week ago, on July 23. Very sneaky, sis!
In a statement, Jenna's rep revealed that Story is already a fan of "classical music, a clean diaper, mom's boobs and long naps." What? No couch jumping?!
46. What is wrong with the name "Story"? My best friend named her daughter "Storie" 11 years ago when she was born out of respect to her late grandfather whose surname was "Story". If the name means something to you and your family, who cares what other people think. If your child truly hates their given name when they are older they can change it....Ok, I do think that naming your baby "Moxie Crimefighter or someithing like that is just a bit of a stretch" but to each his own.
Posted at 7:37PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Kelly
47. THE FACT IS .......THIS IS A HEATED TOPIC !!!!
How many remember the " Jim Jones Incident?
How about " Heaven "s Gate " Does that ring a BELL ?
You go MIACOPPA. The " CLAM"S are out in full force tonight . Don't let them shut you up. Spread the WORD .
If anyone has anything POSITIVE to say......" I"M ALL EARS "
Posted at 1:39AM on Jul 31st 2007 by The Wise Old Owl
48. Meltz911 : I like what you have to say........Oh please do tell MORE !!
Posted at 1:38AM on Jul 31st 2007 by The Wise Old Owl
49. I'm no fan of Scientology by any means, but I know people who have worked with Jenna and say she never makes it much of an issue, unlike Tom Cruise. For the most part, she appears to be a fairly levelheaded person (as well as a pretty good comedic actress). That said, I don't think much of the son's name, but compared to some celeb child monikers, it's downright normal.
Posted at 1:39AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Vincent
50. I thought Apple was a original chids name until I read a novel by the same author that wrote Fried Green Tomatoes
( forget the name of book, Whistle stop cafe maybe?) in the book a couple adopted a child and named it Apple. The book is years older than Paltro's child.. The name Story may not be so original in another culture or planet.
Posted at 1:09PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Fran
51. #46 I totally agree. Scientology is all about controling the indivual. Religion, if valid, should allow people to ask questions. So many of these Hollywood types aren't intellegent enough to understand that.
Posted at 7:35AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Say No to cults
52. Jim Jones and heavens Gate not to mention the Rajneeshies out in Oregon. They took over an entire town and controlled the Govt. for awhile. The old fart that ran it had a bunch of Rolls Royces and had a cohort named Shiela. Anyone know what became of that one?
Posted at 7:39AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Say No to cults
53. NOOOO. Not her too...a scientology idiot....who is the world can read this so called relegion and believe that the earth is populared by aliens that can here on DC8 airplace saucers and thrown into valcanos and bombed and were kept here by a force field andnow inhabits the bodies of the people of earth,but you can have them removed for a small fee of 160,000K for each alien in you and we all have like 2400 of them in each of us....HOW LAME!!!!!!!! Oh Jenna...say it aint so!!!! DONT LOOK INTO HER EYES!!!!
Posted at 11:44AM on Jul 31st 2007 by simon birch
54. "Scientology is all about controling the indivual. Religion, if valid, should allow people to ask questions."
In this universe? Who are you kidding? Religion is nothing but individual control.
Posted at 10:21AM on Jul 31st 2007 by tromba1
55. According to L. Ron Hubbard's advice, the baby should not be fed breast milk but "barley water," brewed according to a recipe he recalled from ancient Roman times. Let's hope she deviates from that formula for the sake of the child.
56. According to L. Ron Hubbard's advice, the baby should not be fed breast milk but "barley water," brewed according to a recipe he recalled from ancient Roman times. Let's hope she deviates from that formula for the sake of the child.
57. The kid may be drinking milk now, but soon he'll be drinking the kool aid like all the others
Posted at 12:51PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Baz
58. The name "Story Elias" somehow reminds me of the book series "The Illustrated Man" by Ray Bradbury.
Good look, Story...
Posted at 7:50PM on Jul 31st 2007 by TheExpatriot
59. somebody mentioned the son of the My Name is Earl guy is Pilot Instructor, the My Name is Earl guy IS a sce$$tolo$$st. Anyone know the names of Leah Remini's kids? She is a member as well
Posted at 1:50AM on Aug 1st 2007 by T
60. She is such a has-been!
Posted at 10:03AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by quita
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