Artie Lange: Coke? Booze? Lohan Should Be President!

Yea... Lange needs to think a lot abot his weight but... m aybe if he sees that enough of us care like that maybe he will...

Artie is just speaking his mind as always.

Artie is OUTSTANDING when it comes to comedians. I love how he can speculate on "fire crotch" and really not make to much enemies.

Everyone is SO concerned with the health of Artie but they don't realize that he's doing what he wants to do. If you want to live forever then you're screwed. Enjoy the life you have cause even a hundred years isn't that long

Artie was so ROCKIN at Beacher's last Saturday! They make a GREAT team!

How long are we supposed to listen to these stories about little girls with too much money and not enough supervision

I hope Artie does another show at Beachers Madhouse real soon, id love to see it!

Too bad there isn't a place for drunks to sign a waiver and go drive around in an arena like a demolition derby all F'd up. Then you can kill each other. Next door there would be a chainsaw fight cage....

Sure, Artie's weight is a health issue, however, we're missing the point....

Lohan for president... Someone do the math, quick, and tell me when she'll be eligable to do that HAHA!

Artie is SO cool. Such a quick witted guy. I hope he's around for years and years.

Yawn... Lohan is pretty much last year's news.
It's awesome to see that Lange is getting the attention he deserves! It's about time!

Artie was bomb on Saturday at the MAdhouse!!

Lohan has a lot going for her... I dont know why shes "playing" with drugs. Jeez i wonder if she would at least share

Preach on brotha man!!

how crazy is that?!? B-Fed and a bad line of coke.

Artie is definitely the MAN!