Artie Lange: Coke? Booze? Lohan Should Be President!

16. I guess it takes one train wreck to know another.

Posted at 12:00PM on Jul 31st 2007 by TBA

17. I haven't listened to Howard Stern since he went to satellite and had NO idea how bad things had gotten with Artie. He looks like hell -- whoever said he gain 100 lbs. looks to be about right. Does anyone know if he is still with his girlfriend Dana? I know at one point she was going to leave him if he didn't clean up his act and it's clear he hasn't.

Shame on Howard and the rest of his staff for not stepping in to help this man. He's the LAST person who should be dispensing advice to Lindsay Lohan!

Posted at 12:31PM on Jul 31st 2007 by ...

18. He just tipped the scales at 300 even last week (down from 303).

He and Dana are done, have been seen shortly after beer league. But from what he says, he's doing okay in the lady department.

Posted at 12:37PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Bill

19. DO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AT ALL?

Posted at 12:38PM on Jul 31st 2007 by InDefenseOfArtie

20. yeah baby!hes on2 sumthing i said it already !!he should draft lindsay 4 president shes probly 2 cool 2 take the dumb ass job though!!!or how bout dakota fanning!!!ditto 4 her but shes an intellectual that could save us all from the evil clutches of george w.!!!

Posted at 12:58PM on Jul 31st 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist(kadintodd2@aol.com)

21. Wow: a 300 pound (self-admitted)cokehead comedian giving anti-drug advice to Lindsay Lohan ?!

Boy,have things really gotten bad(and absolutely downhill)for poor lil' Lindsay !!!!

Posted at 1:13PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Steven Millan

22. LOVE ARTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO FUNNY!!!!
Love my Sirius listen to Howard and Artie EVERYDAY!!!!!!! LOVE U ARTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:14PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Liz

23.
Artie is the best guy in theworld!!!

You peole that say he is fat just hate because of your jealousy.

He exposes himself to this world and you dog him for his appearance instead of applaud him for his bravery

Posted at 1:38PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Chad

24. KEEP IT WHITE!!! HA-HA-HA!!

ARTIE, YOU RULE!!

SO DOES STERN-ZY!!!!!

Posted at 1:40PM on Jul 31st 2007 by The Big D

25. If you havn't listened to Howard since he has gone to Sirius, you are missing the best radio of his career. Artie is the funniest and the show is great.

Posted at 2:47PM on Jul 31st 2007 by adam

26. DON'T INSULT ME AND COMPARE ARTIE LANGE AND CHRIS FARLEY.

THAT IS JUST WRONG. FARLEY WAS A GENIUS....LANGE IS JUST A HACK.

Posted at 2:48PM on Jul 31st 2007 by paul

27. Artie may be a fat slob, but at least he's got a sense of humor. Some people just walk around with a stick up their asses hoping to find something slightly offensive.

It's a comedian talking about a drunk, drugged out celebutard. Why are people getting so serious? Lighten up already, throw a couple of chill pills down your neck.

Posted at 2:31PM on Jul 31st 2007 by YoMama

28. Oh look lindsay is the first actor/actress to do cocaine right AHAHAHAH jeez guys. I think there are better ways to waste THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SHE HAS but look at it this way... she does have the millions of dollars... how about you.

Artie lange is the firggin BOMB

Posted at 2:31PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Joe

29. hey if cocaine makes lindsay easier... then so be it... the way i see it artie is 100% correct i love him plain and simple. Cudos to beacher for having him!! You rock beacher!

Posted at 2:34PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Max

30. Artie lange is so awesome. Large or not he is still sexy for what he does. Lindsay is a drug abusing little girl... she needs to grow up. but she will get over it someday. psht i remember when she was so innocent back in the day. what is this world coming to.

Posted at 2:41PM on Jul 31st 2007 by heh