Artie Lange: Coke? Booze? Lohan Should Be President!

31. Poor little Lohan... After the Parent Trap, she wasn't getting enough attention, so she has to start a criminal record for herself to get it...

What a dumb woman.

Posted at 2:43PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Edgar

32. So... yet another young... beautifull actress has fallen victom to drugs and booze huh... WOOPDEY DO it happens. Artie knows whats going on. Think of it this way she has more money then most of you ever will even after BUYING THE DRUGS. not to mention the fact that we make a huge huge huge deal out of it simply BECAUSE she is an actress. I say she is no worse then every other famous person that has down anything with drugs... no better even. its all the same get used to it itll be around for ever. END OF STORY. Artie lange knows whats up and gaining weight is his thing. dont put him down because of it. all of you who say bad about him i ask you one thing... could you stand up in front of a HUGE crowd of people and be able to make them all laugh for a couple hours like he can...? No

Posted at 2:49PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Johnathan

33. See, Lindsey doesn't have a "problem" with coke cause she can afford it. As long as she takes his advice about gettin a good dealer I think she'll be fine. Artie is a comedian not a journalist. Keep up the good work Artie and don't do a bad line yourself. ;D

Posted at 3:08PM on Jul 31st 2007 by JImmy Q

34. Cry me a damn river...
It seems to me nobody is noticing the 'Hollywood Trend' to become obsessive over an actor or actress because they make bad choices in their lives.
Hell, my neighbors make bad choices... I make bad choices. It's life. Get over it.

Best advice you can give that girl is to grow up and start becoming more serious about her career and her future... because at this rate, I see it going downhill.

Posted at 2:58PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Nichole

35. YEEEEHHHAAAWWWW Artie rocks. hes famous. hes a larger man. Lindsay lohan is hot. Shes famous. She does coke. Its all the same. its not affecting you in any way so deal with it.

Posted at 3:04PM on Jul 31st 2007 by adam

36. A hack? Anyone who can get a SOLD OUT crowd to laugh till they shoot beer out their nose can hardly be called a hack. Preach on Artie!!

Posted at 3:09PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Fox M.

37. Ya know something? You all sit here and diss Artie Lange for being over-weight and racist when he's trying to make a point...

He's probably one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. Sure, he doesn't sound like that up on stage or on the Stern show; but offstage, he's one hell of a guy.

Bash Lohan. She's the one who's all over the place!

Posted at 3:03PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Casey

38. so... a lil coke here.. lil alchohol there... its a kid thing shell get over it... with help of course but shes rich so she will get it... coke or not ide still hit it. Artie lange realizes that so very well done him and the howard stern show really make my day! im glad they are on sirius. so i say everyone... including all the bad posts on this and the famous people... need to grow up to artie lange's level.

Posted at 3:05PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Dave

39. Do you people even realize that comedy isn't supposed to be serious? He's being funny! I mean come on... Brad Federline?!? THAT'S AWESOME!!!

Posted at 3:09PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Bingum

40. WAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Lindsay is on coke and in rehab! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
There are more important things to worry about than Lindsay sniffing coke all day long...

Posted at 3:07PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Tammer

41. I saw Artie Lange on Sat. night at the Hard Rock and there was nothing bad about the show. Artie is awesome and he puts on a hell of an act. Away from the spotlight he's one of the nicest and chillest people ever. Most people are just jealous that a 300 lb man could get laid by almost any of us girls in that club and you CAN'T!

Posted at 3:09PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Sammantha

42. OH NOEZ!!!!!!11 LINDSAY LOHAN IS DOING COCAINE!!!!!1 THE WORLD IS ENDING... hahaha that is almost as funny as artie himself. Dont rip into artie cus hes gained weight... rip into lohan for abusing drugs like she has. i cant believe ANYONE would do anything like use cocaine!!! especially not someone with ample amounts of money... ugh leave artie alone hes the man.

Posted at 3:18PM on Jul 31st 2007 by gabriel

43. VIVA EL PRESIDENTE hahaha drunken drug using actress for hire!!! if you cant talk good about artie screw off

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 31st 2007 by annoyed

44. Lohan is old news... It's like talking about how the Roman Empire fell... WE KNOW ALREADY!!!!

Posted at 3:14PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Gabe

45. Artie u Rock my friend. Keep up the eatin

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Sal & Richard