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Britney Bustin' Out!

What does a gal do when her divorce is final and she's officially back on the market? Why, she dons her best cutoff britches and a boob-bobblin' bra, wraps her weave and goes to Starbucks!

The weave-a-horror, pink flip-flopped, blue-brassiered pop mama was snapped fetchin' coffee in Pasadena, Calif., accompanied by her manny/guard, while her tots waited in the car. They must have lost the recipe for coffee back at Ranchita Popwreck.

She's available, y'all.



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16. Hey, if she doesn't give a s**t, why should I?

Posted at 11:00AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Fonzarini

17. She's trash & an embarrasment to Southerners. I should know, I'm from the South & I wish she were from just about anywhere else! Her fashion choices alone scream trailer trash, let alone her actions, which prove she's trash.

Posted at 4:24PM on Jul 31st 2007 by boredatwork

18. Left the kids in the car?

Posted at 11:06AM on Jul 31st 2007 by robin

19. She is always going to starbucks, wonder if she always pays with a cridet card ?

Posted at 11:04AM on Jul 31st 2007 by d

20. This skag is so finished.

Posted at 11:07AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Who

21. "lost the recipe for coffee back at Ranchita Popwreck"

keep 'em comin.

Posted at 11:06AM on Jul 31st 2007 by janbo

22. Trailer trash run amok. And that's unfortunately an insult to good trailers everywhere.

Posted at 11:06AM on Jul 31st 2007 by FP

23. All I want to know is what is she doing in Pasadena, spreading the trash around, looking for a new home with a cement pond. Her crap won't last long in P-town, another thought is keep movin' east and eventually the Village Idiot will be out of the state.

Posted at 11:07AM on Jul 31st 2007 by CakeOrDeath

24. Is Starbuck's coffee that damn good?

Posted at 11:07AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Dawn Day

25. Did you say she and thre "manny " went to fecth coffee and the fed-ettes waited in ther car? Alone? Who was with the kids in the car and were the windows down? AC on? Does that skank and her "manny" know how long it takes to bakes children (and small dogs) inside a car where temps can hit 130 degres?

Take the kids aways from her please!

Posted at 11:10AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Theresa

26. Please clarify the bit about the children waited in the car.... By themselves or what?!?!?!

Posted at 11:10AM on Jul 31st 2007 by seemingly normal

27. If her kids are alone in the car someone better take them away from her and soon!

Posted at 11:12AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Disgusted in Chicago

28. Were her kids really in there by themselves??? Maybe she thought the paps would watch them. K-Fed COME GET THE KIDS PLEASE!!!!!!

Posted at 8:29PM on Jul 31st 2007 by momlania

29. If she is so concerned that her children will be "kidnapped", why leave them alone in the car again???
No drive thru available? How about make your own pot of coffee?
Those poor kids!
Wonder if they got fed breakfast?

Posted at 11:15AM on Jul 31st 2007 by lynne

30. YOU ALL , HAVE NO FEAR , I AM HERE TO HELP : AS SOON AS SHE CALLS ME IN , I WILL HELP HER GET OUT OF THOSE TATTERED CLOTHES
IGOR IN SAN DIEGO

Posted at 11:13AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Igor von wurttemburg

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