Hey Lohan! See You in Court!

16. Next, Lohan needs to get impregnated.

Posted at 11:23AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Mike

17. "down with lindsay" season is in full swing

Posted at 11:26AM on Jul 31st 2007 by BABESBLINGANDBOOZE.BLOGSPOT.COM

18. Not a Lohan fan by any means and believe she's getting exactly what she deserves for being an out of control addict in total denial. But, this suit sounds so suspicious.

Why would the broad wait over a year to report the supposed incidence, if not to jump on the lets sue Lohan bandwagon.

Posted at 11:46AM on Jul 31st 2007 by what_a_Joke

19. This girl needs to go away for a while and get out of the limelight and get her life together. She is like an accident waiting to happen. The problem with all these young stars is that they think they are entitled and beyond the law. They don't want to abide by the rules of the land, they don't care about anyone or who they hurt. Its all about me me me.

They should learn you can be sucessful and still be a human being. Its really scary what is happening with all of these young starlets. What a shame.

Posted at 12:22PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Vermari

20. Lohan is finally reaping the harvest of all the wild oats she has sown.

Posted at 12:44PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

21. People that don't understand the movie "I know who killed me" here *spoliers*
I'll explain it to you.

CobaltDuck explains -
The Movie is not about a Twin finding her sister like some psycological mystery crime drama. ITs not really torture porn. Its a Psycological thriller. The movie a about Aubrey using her imagination to try to solve the mystery of who is killing her.
Aubrey doesn't make it. Aubrey is killed. Aubrey is captured, tortured, buried alive, and the mysterious killer gets away with it.
Aubrey doesn't know who is killing her, so she retreats to her mind and to avoid the pain and try to make scense out of why this is happening to her.
That part where Dakota lays down next to Aubrey isn't a tired Dakota taking a quick nap its Aubrey finally dieing.

The MOvie on the very first viewing is suppose to confuse you...it leads you in many directions and possiblites.. Does Aubrey has mutiple personality disorder, or maybe she is an engineerd twin for an experiment (take note of the similar faces of the 2 previous girls maybe they were both engineered twins and killed as well), or Dakota really is a twin...
These are just decoy plots.
Every time Dakota feels pain..thats not Dakota thats Aubrey feeling it. Every vision Dakota has is not a vision .thats Aubrey seeing the situation. The movie's first viewings purpose is to make you think the story is going in a different direction. Only at the very end does it become clear and the movie comes into focus. It should hit you in the gut that Aubrey didn't make it.
Its sad. It should make you angry because Aubrey is strong and not weak but she never had a chance to fight back.

The 2nd viewing you have the time to look at all the clues, because maybe the Piano teacher wasn't the one that killed her maybe thats just Aubrey's best guess before she died. Maybe it was the strange man on the bus. Maybe its the psychitrist. Maybe the killer is hidden in her mind. Maybe no clue in her mind will help her solve the mystery. I like to think Aubrey got it right and figured it out and gave her self some comfort for solving the mystery.

People that criticise the movie, including newspaper critics, just don't get the point of the movie. It goes right over their head. They can't see it even though its right in front of their eyes.
One could start to suspect where the movie was heading when the "strange" explination for dakota losing body parts was eplained by "Twin stigmata". This is a fantasy, they could of equally used Voodoo or witchcraft or alien invaders as fantasy substitues. Then when Dakota decided to drive with her father to the piano teachers house (with out back up or calling the police i might add) the direction of the story should of become suspect. When Dakota said "I think i know who killed me" the audience should of started figured it out, because why would Dakota say "I think i Know who killed me" it doesn't make scense, Dakota was never touched by the Piano teacher, nor was she being killed, she said it because she was Aubrey and Aubrey was close to death and wanted to figure it out. Then dakota finds Aubrey... it should become ovious that all of this is in Aubreys head. Dakota joins Aubrey because Aubrey is in her last breath. The movie ends and goes no further because Aubrey is dead. If it wasn't in Aubreys head then the next scene would show the next day at her dads funeral with both sisters on crutches. But, Aubrey is dead.

The movie isn't suppose to make you feel good. It should make you feel sad/angry/depressed/uncomfortable. It is not a normal happy Holloywood movie. But its tragety will keep you thinking about it for a long time. the stripper scenes make you feel like the movie you see is real. If the ending was a happy ending the effect would not be the same. Aubrey dies... and its really sad and such a waste.

I know who killed me is a good movie.

Posted at 1:13PM on Jul 31st 2007 by CobaltDuck

22. Is Linds pooing????

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

23. Just what does "fire crotch" mean? I'm not kidding, I really don't know. I know who said it but not why. Thanks.

Posted at 2:45PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Jane Doe

24. #22, He called her firecrotch because her hair is red and....yeah, hopefully you get it now....

Posted at 2:56PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Jenny

25. #19, well thanks! Now I don't have to waste my hard earned $ to go see this movie, and make Lindsay even richer! Besides she is only "moderately" talented. And she will never be a contender for an Oscar! But of course that will be hard to achieve when your sitting behind bars, or 6 feet under!

Posted at 3:10PM on Jul 31st 2007 by nofanhere

26. My post on #23, is actually for post #17. (sorry TimTom, not meant for you)

Posted at 3:15PM on Jul 31st 2007 by nofanhere

27. OK - got it! Thanks Jenny.

Posted at 3:27PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Jane Doe

28. Linds private area has freckles, that is why she isknown as fire crocth!

Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

29. This girl is a total waste.Used to think that she had potential for being a great actress,but through her attitude and lifestyle she has made a joke out of herself and her career.She really needs a serious wake up call. She belongs in the slammer like paris.

Posted at 4:55PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Danielle

30. thanks for the long detailed explanation it still sucks i saw it so i could get my own opinion it was terrible and SHE was terrible

Posted at 4:57PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Sarah