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Rare Bird Species Spotted in Brentwood

This red jacketed, goggle-eyed night crawler was sighted in Brentwood yesterday, alighting from a perch near a local furniture store.

The lucite-heeled species is known for its slender black legs, yellow hair and hideous skull scarf.

Avian specialists have seen only one other of its kind, nearly identical, leaving an agent's office in Beverly Hills.

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16. Short girls always wear heels, at least movie-stars.
These girls were wierded out by stardom at an early Micheal Jackson.

Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Dd

17. What's the temp in L.A.? Pretty damned hot, TOO hot for that atrocious get-up. Honestly, you will NEVER see anyone but the Olsens wearing this much clothing in the summer here - they always look like freaks! All that money and they look like crap. Can't even tell them apart from the regular bag ladies, same crusty hair, same layered clothing looking like they slept in it for a week. And geez, girls, WASH those ratty hair extensions once in a while!

Posted at 12:12PM on Jul 31st 2007 by L.A. Girl

18. these twins are lucky they have money. that's all they have going for them.
looks department - 0
talent department - 0
fashion sense - 0
at least they're not as wrecked as spears and lohan.

Posted at 11:31PM on Jul 31st 2007 by cai

19. I'll bet they have terrible body odor! They sure look like they do since they're always dressed like homeless bag ladies.

Posted at 12:25PM on Jul 31st 2007 by I'm Just Saying....

20. WELL, I GUESS WHEN YOU ARE ONLY 4'2", YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR THESE STUPID HI HEELS.

Posted at 12:36PM on Jul 31st 2007 by ficare

21. Somebody toss that crane some birdseed, ASAP!

Posted at 12:41PM on Jul 31st 2007 by JM

22. She is so creepy.

Posted at 12:42PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Julie

23. Unlimited money + gaggle of sycophants = Ashley/Mary-Kate/Lindsay/Britney/Paris/Nicole/Mel et al....

Posted at 10:32PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Bob

24. the olsen twins looks like demented trolls.

Posted at 12:57PM on Jul 31st 2007 by tuna marie

25. Wit all dat money, ya think dat they would get a classy do!!!

Posted at 1:07PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

26. THEY SORTA LOOK LIKE THOSE TROLL DOLLS
CEPT THE TROLL DOLLS ARE FATTER

Posted at 1:18PM on Jul 31st 2007 by ura dork

27. Sweet ..petite.....ready to eat........Looks good from my house.

Posted at 2:39PM on Jul 31st 2007 by simon birch

28. "Demented trolls" - LOL! I've thought the same thing for quite a while now...it's like they occasionally venture out to forage for Starbucks and then scurry back under their bridge.

Posted at 1:26PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Flygirl

29. That's one of the vampire Olsen twins. See how they never age, they just dress worse.

Posted at 1:23PM on Jul 31st 2007 by SayWhat

30. #5 AND #6 I AGREE WITH BOTH OF YOU. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR TWO MULTI-MILLIONAIRES TO CONSTANTLY LOOK SO HORRIBLE! I HAVE SEEN HOMELESS WOMEN THAT LOOK TEN TIMES BETTER THAN THEY DO...

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Laura

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