This red jacketed, goggle-eyed night crawler was sighted in Brentwood yesterday, alighting from a perch near a local furniture store. 
The lucite-heeled species is known for its slender black legs, yellow hair and hideous skull scarf.
Avian specialists have seen only one other of its kind, nearly identical, leaving an agent's office in Beverly Hills.
31. Holy crap! Luite Heeled species. OMG! Funniest comments ever. Those two norfin trolls kill me. They have more money than God and yet they both insist on dressing like hag (bag)ladies. And they both look like they are going to be suffering from a severe case of osteoporosis. STAND UP STRAIGHT BITCHES! And get a stylist. I dont even have a fraction of the money they have but I can still afford a full length mirror! And a brush!
Posted at 2:01PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Dani Nicole
32. Where did those cute little twins go?? They sure have decided to become ugly! It's really sad to see what they've done to themselves. I guess when you have so much money it doesn't matter how you present yourself in public. What a shame!!
Posted at 2:08PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Margo
33. Don't these two have a line of clothing? I hope to heaven it looks better than the crap I always see them in....don't they have a car to ride in instead of wasting all their energy.......walking like scare crows burning off even more weight...???????
Posted at 2:16PM on Jul 31st 2007 by nance
34. LOL@ # 12 !!!
Posted at 3:01PM on Jul 31st 2007 by LOLaSaurus
35. They are both blond again and Mary-Kate has abandoned her NYU school daze bag lady makeover and so I am back to being confused and amused trying tell them apart. I wonder how the photogs know which is which?
Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Bodo
36. I heard that red crested google eyed night crawlers liked to eat one eyed trouser snakes.
Posted at 3:19PM on Jul 31st 2007 by SlappDaddy
37. With all the money she has why doesn't she dress better and fix her hair!
Posted at 4:06PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Jenna
38. I not sure how anyone can hate these two?? At least we've never seen their private parts and they don't get DUI's. I guess I'm not a Paris fan like the rest of you. Oh well!
Posted at 3:48PM on Jul 31st 2007 by KarenQQ
39. This article is hysterical ... very well done! Thanks for the chuckle!
Posted at 3:55PM on Jul 31st 2007 by wadahoot
40. Leave her alone....I think she's unique and I like her style.....I really think she's smart enough not to listen what tabs say about her..go gurl.....Bird my foot......
Posted at 4:17PM on Jul 31st 2007 by barbara
41. she looks as bad as britney. yuck
Posted at 4:21PM on Jul 31st 2007 by kasey
42. She looked a lot better when she was in her early forties.
Posted at 5:38PM on Jul 31st 2007 by TheExpatriot
43. What is it with all these skanky starlets? A good shower, some SERIOUS cutting of their shaggy & split end filled hair, and some food would do all of their bodies good!
Posted at 5:19PM on Jul 31st 2007 by memiownself
44. and this woman has a fashion line out? are you kidding? who would buy her clothes, she looks horrible.
Posted at 6:05PM on Jul 31st 2007 by tattor tot
45. LMAO- "This red jacketed, goggle-eyed night crawler " -Who wrote that? It's genius!
Posted at 6:12PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Crystal
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