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Rare Bird Species Spotted in Brentwood

This red jacketed, goggle-eyed night crawler was sighted in Brentwood yesterday, alighting from a perch near a local furniture store.

The lucite-heeled species is known for its slender black legs, yellow hair and hideous skull scarf.

Avian specialists have seen only one other of its kind, nearly identical, leaving an agent's office in Beverly Hills.

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46. My sentiments exactly....this broad looks like a homeless bag lady, but only grubbier. She's got the worst posture I've ever seen...my 88-year-old grandmother has better posture then her. You'd think with all the money that she has that she could afford to buy a brush and give that mess on her head a good scrubbin....YUCK!! I'd be afraid to stand next to her incase her bugs jumped off....ewwwww

Posted at 7:45PM on Jul 31st 2007 by jeepwrangler_gal

47. The Olsen twins are the worst dress ever! They dress like they are 90 years old from head to toe. Someone should tell them to hire a stylist!

Posted at 8:07PM on Jul 31st 2007 by CHERRYPIE

48. p.s. - If they have a stylist, they should be FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:08PM on Jul 31st 2007 by CHERRYPIE

49. That was incredibly funny.....best one I have heard in a while

Posted at 10:21PM on Jul 31st 2007 by sheila

50. Two stick legs can't walk on heels.

She looks like she is trying to walk on the moon.

Posted at 11:20PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Two stick legs can't walk on heels

51. I don't understand why all the gossip sites keep publishing pictures of these two . . . Who cares? All the little girls who made them rich don't even care about them anymore, as they have grown up, too.

Posted at 1:49AM on Aug 1st 2007 by Candy Barr

52. Too funny!

Posted at 9:22AM on Aug 1st 2007 by Divaaaaah!

53. Love the walk..

Posted at 9:12PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Peter Hutchins

54. Love the way she walks..

Posted at 9:12PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Peter Hutchins

55. I think she looks good.. It's kinda my own style.. But she looks better in a dress..

Posted at 11:23AM on Aug 4th 2007 by Ashlee

56. i mean, serioiusly, who the hell lets her out of the house looking like that??? love the girls, but come on people!! i mean, at least brush your hair and find things that match. she looks like she got dressed in the dark.... suprised her shoes even match one another....

Posted at 4:25PM on Aug 8th 2007 by sparky

57. I think the bird's name is, Britney.

Posted at 2:20PM on Aug 20th 2007 by gingergirl

58. What's this "they"? I only see one twin in this article. Don't judge someone by their twin.

Posted at 2:48PM on Aug 20th 2007 by me

59. Folks let this not be to much of a surprise but seems like the Olsen twins are big fans of the big H.,

Posted at 8:32AM on Sep 14th 2007 by Lindey

60. Ok, I think the reason MK is dressing this way is because it gets the paps attention and gets her picture in more magazines/online sites! I mean think about it, if she were to dress up pretty all the time then everyone would get tired of it. Ashley is hardly ever in any magazines/online sites because she dresses up very good most of the time. But people need to leave MK and Ashley alone and let them live their lives! People need to stop and think about how we would all feel if we had NO PRIVACY!

Posted at 2:31AM on Sep 28th 2007 by LJ

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