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Rare Bird Species Spotted in Brentwood

This red jacketed, goggle-eyed night crawler was sighted in Brentwood yesterday, alighting from a perch near a local furniture store.

The lucite-heeled species is known for its slender black legs, yellow hair and hideous skull scarf.

Avian specialists have seen only one other of its kind, nearly identical, leaving an agent's office in Beverly Hills.

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61. I bet that outfit cost over $1000, too! Idiots. They've always been ugly to me. No cold spell out here in so cal, it was over 100 degrees for like three weeks. Maybe shes ashamed of being one of two richest ugly chicks.

Posted at 4:16PM on Sep 28th 2007 by Lo

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