Rare Bird Species Spotted in Brentwood
This red jacketed, goggle-eyed night crawler was sighted in Brentwood yesterday, alighting from a perch near a local furniture store. 
The lucite-heeled species is known for its slender black legs, yellow hair and hideous skull scarf.
Avian specialists have seen only one other of its kind, nearly identical, leaving an agent's office in Beverly Hills.
