Boy Band Hires Britney's Castoffs

TMZ has learned that Britney Spears' ex-assistant (and cousin), Felicia Culotta -- and former bodyguard, Big Rob, are both now working for up-and-coming Christianesque teen boy band, the Jonas Brothers. Oh my gawd!
Jonas Brothers, Big Rob, Britney Spears, Felicia Culotta
Sources spotted Britney's old minions during a Jonas Bros. photo shoot for Teen magazine at Frittelli's donut shop in Beverly Hills on Tuesday. Sweet! Culotta spent years as the former popstar's assistant, but left her train wreck boss to become a corporate flight attendant -- silly girl, you can't get much higher than Ms. Spears!

While the Jonas Brothers are not former Mousketeers like Brit Brit, the Disney Channel is reportedly picking up their new spy series, "J.O.N.A.S." Let's hope that's where the similarities end!



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1. SO FREAKIN WHAT

Posted at 12:50PM on Aug 1st 2007 by felixluv

2. I wondering what happened to the body guard. The cousin sure looks like Brit's mother. Cut family resemblance.

Posted at 12:41PM on Aug 1st 2007 by say

3. Paul Dinello has written a song for this group, called "Teenage Christian Immersion Joy Machine Boogie," according to Rolling Stone.

Posted at 12:42PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Ace

4. What? why?

Posted at 12:45PM on Aug 1st 2007 by ac sports book

5. He is ugly.

Posted at 12:45PM on Aug 1st 2007 by ac sports book

6. Boooooring!!

Posted at 3:41PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Harry Ballzonya

7. Anything and any one is a "step up" from Spears.

Posted at 12:56PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Sarah v.

8. Boy bands are dead.

Please check my blog.

thegigantic.blogspot.com

Posted at 12:53PM on Aug 1st 2007 by HueyHumongous

9. Anything or anyone is a "step up" from Spears.

Posted at 12:55PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Paladin

10. Christians? Their unkempt look make them ripe for the garbage can! Hail jesus!

Posted at 1:12PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Scoop This

11. ummmmmm....so

Posted at 1:38PM on Aug 1st 2007 by steveoweedo

12. on behalf of my concern about this whole shin dig, boy bands are dead now, its all about going solo now there kids - boy bands wont last after a yr, get a hold of yourselves j.o.n.a.s. you guys wont last, and its beyond me that there hiring cast offs from britney's old employees, now I know why no one wants to work for britney for that matter - employee's are worhtless, that's why she fired them all , so she can take care of her ownself - NOT / its called getting help, ever heard of it britney / her own choreagraphy - whatever

Posted at 1:47PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Annonymous -

13. Aww their first gossip blog post!!

People please, none of you have any idea what you are talking about. I am an adult non-Christian with taste and I have seen and heard this band because I'm a mom and they are on the Disney Channel...and they are not a boy band in the traditional sense whatsoever.

They write their own songs, except when Disney hires them to do movie-specific ones, apparently, and play their instruments and they are in fact QUITE TALENTED, if somewhat caught in the Disney machine - I say good for them I LURVE 'em...I never even liked teenage boys this much when I was one.

Any for all of you - how dumb do you have to be to be baited by TMZ's choice of headline phrasing? Get a grip.

Posted at 2:12PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Moimeme

14. Great! Now I can sleep tonight knowing that JONAS is being taken care of. Thank God. hahahahaha

Posted at 3:41PM on Aug 1st 2007 by JP

15. I luv the jonas brothers so much they are so hot but i hope the don t end up like brit but they probly wont

Posted at 2:21PM on Aug 1st 2007 by iluvjonasbrothers

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