Paris Launches Line of Boat-Sized Shoes

91. people, people, people - calm down and realize we don't hate big feet or the people who own them, we just hate that tw@t, parasite

Posted at 11:57PM on Aug 1st 2007 by go away paris

92. I'd lick and smell those feet all night long.

Posted at 11:53PM on Aug 1st 2007 by size 11's

93. Check out the internet and you will find that the Statue of Liberty and Cleopatra have the same toe shape Paris has.......

***In statuary and shoe fitting it has been called the Greek foot (as opposed to the Egyptian foot, where the great toe is longer). It was an idealised form in Greek sculpture, and this persisted as an aesthetic standard through Roman and Renaissance periods and later (the Statue of Liberty has toes of this proportion). The French call it pied ancestral or pied de Néanderthal[1], believing it to be a sign of intelligence[citation needed]. Cleopatra was known to have this, and many consider this trait to be a sign of beauty. Podiatrist/archaeologist Phyllis Jackson has interpreted it as a characteristically Celtic toe, as opposed to a Saxon toe.**
*** http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton's_toe


A friend of mine always said she would have been taller if God hadn't turned so much under for feet. She was 5'5" and wore a 10.

Posted at 4:17PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Carol

94. CHICKEN HEAD CHICKEN FEET!

Posted at 12:33AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by THE SOURCE

95. Hey Big Bear,

Sounds like you had a nice relaxing vacation with no Parasite news! TMZ has to post something about her everyday, no matter how trivial.

She got a couple of new dogs. Cute little things - but she wrapped them up in outfits to match hers - didn't HIS and HER outfits go out of style in the 60"s? Taking them to the beach. I think a couple tried to run away, "Run "Poochie" Run" but she came out in full makeup, purse on her shoulder, photo-op ready to rescue them.

She's coming out with a new "Platinum" in the making cd, sort of like the first one! LOL

One song on there should be a big hit "Blowin' em in the wind",

Now about those big feet of hers, she needs to cover em up - wonder who's been sucking on those nasty toes, they're longer than most fingers, if you get my drift.

Posted at 12:38AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Parass Sux

96. Ewww, nastiest feet in the world... but then again, Paris is NASTY!!!

Posted at 12:38AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by paradoks

97. Hammertoes and tweaker feet. Why else would she have all those friggin' scabs and chicken pox.

Someone's been sniffing the nosecandy.

Posted at 4:06AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Joe Nutter

98. Those feet are huge and ugly, she should stop wearing open toe shoes and not sandals
please!!!! Paris should name her shoe line " THE MOTHER HUBBARD SHOES', just a
little suggestion.

Posted at 12:59AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by ohmygod

99. it's insensitive comments like this that make me realize you folks at TMZ are only for using for mildly entertaining entertainment (?) occasionally. Because you stink. Many women have large feet but then I know many, many men with feet nearly twice as big and yet that's never mentioned. Nothing wrong with being stable while standing up! Paris has nice feet and wears lovely shoes. Better to have big feet than big mouths like you goofballs at TMZ.

Posted at 1:22AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by BritHO

100. Better to have big feet than big mouths like you goofballs at TMZ.

Posted at 1:22AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by BritHO

BritHO = Appropriate screen name

If the shoe fits, wear it!

Posted at 1:54AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Parass Sux

101. Did you say "dainty"?? LMAO. Those are huge and ugly feet. They seem more like fingers then toes. And thanks for the tip TMZ, but my slender hooves look like munchkins next to hers. And I wouldn't be caught dead in Parasite Footwear of any size.

Posted at 2:21AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by SinCity

102. Nothing wrong with big feet or small feet, but those toes are half the length of her foot and it looks like she bites her toenails!

Yuck! Ugly woman, ugly shoes.

Posted at 3:00AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by jessica

103. So when's she going to start selling hair extensions and shoes for DOGS?

She's grasping at selling anything to make money since no one will pay her to attend parties, put her on the cover of magazines, she might have to pay that Graff woman who's suing her for $10 million, and last but not least - Gramps cutting her out of the will!

I bet her money grubbing mother is calling every Greek Shipping Family who has a son between 18yrs and 65yrs trying to set up an "arranged" marriage for her "Publicity Princess"

I think I see another "porn" tape in the making. Soon, very soon.

Posted at 3:14AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Parass Sux

104. God, you paris-bashers crack me up. Fun is fun, but enough already. I love witty banter and sarcastic humor as much as anyone, but this is pathological. It's mob mentality gone awry. You can never give that poor girl a break! You keep harping against her and just keep re-cycling gossip. Can't you at least be original?

Paris gets a bad rap because you keep adding fuel to the nasty fire. You make it possible for other people to target her; they know they can get away with it. This sickness even found its way into the L.A. court system.. Would you like to be treated this way?

Perception becomes reality and you create the perception by your hateful gossip. She has already gone to jail for something she didn't do, and has done more time than anyone else for her class of offense and still you keep going..why?

What does it say about you as a person when you choose to just keep piling on? What is wrong with you that you need to do this?

Posted at 4:10AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by vegan

105. Well, it is a good idea. My best friend is a 5'11, supermodel looking, and she has the same problem. Side note--Paris has hideous feet

Posted at 4:31AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by sakina