Paris Launches Line of Boat-Sized Shoes

121. I'm 5'11 and wear size 12 shoe.
Does that me a drag queen Tmz can be really rude

Posted at 9:27PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Lovely

122. It is not the size that is strange, as it is the appearance. Her feet look absolutely tortured! Notice how one of the straps is twisted, and her toes look like the circulation is being cut off! They look very strained, and cramped, tormented. The toe nails do not look too healthy. It is as if she never gives these feet a thought, other than to slap some expensive, ill-fitting much too high-heels on!

FOR THE LOVE OF TOES EVERYWHERE, give those feet some spa time, and a pair of more comfortable shoes. You only get one pair of feet - treat the feet well - lest they uprise and assault, or insult (much like they have done here), you one day.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Feet - better known as PETF.

Posted at 10:46AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by People for the ethical treatment of Feet/PETF

123. Hey, leave my girls' feet alone. Thank God that there will be bigger sizes for the poor girls who can't find fashionable shoes in bigger sizes. I Love Paris in the Springtime....

Posted at 10:58AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Kris Peterson

124. I hate to say this but she will make more money from this venture, of course she'll try to convince us that she helped design the shoes herself, if left to her, the boxes they come in would make a better choice and fit. OBTW would'nt she have to wear them too? Like all these Celebrity entrepenuers wear their own labels??

When my Cat speaks ,People listen

Posted at 11:23AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by lin

125. B-tch could hang from a tree with those long monkey toes.

Posted at 11:48AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Paris hater

126. Somebody quick! Put a bag on those feet!

Posted at 11:04AM on Aug 3rd 2007 by g33k355

127. At 5'8", Paris is slightly taller than average, not quite supermodel stature...but those toes of hers are so incredibly long! If the rest of her was proportionally similar, Paris would be a giant, somewhere in the upper six-foot range, and would have to duck through doorways.

Posted at 11:54AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Vincent

128. Her feet even look like they have an eating disorder.....

Posted at 9:10AM on Aug 3rd 2007 by Geeze

129. What does it say about you as a person when you choose to just keep piling on? What is wrong with you that you need to do this?

Posted at 4:10AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by vegan
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It says this person here - me, myself and I, can't stand this narcissistic, self absorbed, lying, racist, porno Media Ho and exercising my First Amendment Rights.

What is wrong with Her "Air-Ass" that she has needs to call the papz. everytime she sneezes, treats dogs like accessories and is a skanky piece of trash?

When Her "Air-Ass" goes away for good, I'll be the first one posting: LAST!

Posted at 12:42PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Parass Sux

130. 127. People can make all the snarky, mean comments they want. But Paris (and her feet) are giggling all the way to the bank. She just signed a 3-year modeling contract with Damiani (Italian jewelry designer) and has a starring role in Repo: The Genetic Opera, which begins shooting in September.


JUST A FEW MORE COMPANIES TO BOYCOTT

Posted at 1:00PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Parass Sux

131. What lovely feet. They look like dinosaur claws. And the strap on the tacky sandal is twisted. Hot, hot, hot.

Posted at 2:00PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by R.Zimmerman

132. Those shoes are mine, betch.

Posted at 3:21PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by MamaSarah

133. Great Scott!!!! It is not all of her feet - it is her frickin toes - look how long THEY are!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:56PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Debbie Kane

134. OMG I have never in my life seen toes like that on a human....Maybe Paris is a robot or an alien? They look like Jar Jar Binks toes from Star Wars. I hope if she designs more shoes she does america a favor and makes them with toe covers. Those things are hideous!!

Posted at 7:25PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by anne

135. Paris is and always will be

the most BEAUTIFUL Woman

in the world....hands down!!!

Posted at 2:58PM on Aug 3rd 2007 by susan