Suri Confronts Other Species

Adorable scientolospawn Suri Cruise, accompanied by winsome robomom Katie Holmes, examined a four-footed specimen on a Berlin street yesterday.

The tiny creature was a little frightened by the appearance, but his owner tugged at his leash to reassure him.

The third Mrs. Cruise, in Amy Winehouse flats, and daughter have accompanied the former Thomas Cruise Mapother IV to Germany, while he's making that Hitler movie.



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16. Don't act like the other immature and abusive blogs by attacking children. Suri is a beautiful little girl.

Posted at 11:15AM on Aug 1st 2007 by me

17. Scientologists don't use medicines to treat illnesses, right? So, what happens when Suri gets sick?? Does she just have to suffer?? Great world to raise your child in Katie.

Posted at 7:48PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Birdy

18. I think Suri is adorable!

Posted at 11:16AM on Aug 1st 2007 by Piper

19. To pick on Katie and Suri (and Tom for that matter) is pretty pathetic. I hope the television show isn't as boring as this site is becoming. Otherwise, I can just keep watching credible shows like ET, Access Hollywood and Extra!

Posted at 11:22AM on Aug 1st 2007 by The Shoparazzi

20. I actually feel sorry for the kids, because those contact assists are lessons in child abuse 101

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From the pages of this week’s US Magazine come these tips for child-rearing, Scientology-style.

Silent Birth: we all know this one. It’s how Katie Holmes is planning to give birth. During birth sounds are acceptible but speaking is verboten. Why? “Words spoken during moments of pain and partial or full consciousness can have adverse effects on an individual later in life.”

Scientology Juice: The Church of Scientology has no official position on breastfeeding, but the Scientology Handbook apparently includes a recipe for “formula made from barley water, milk, and corn syrup.” Mmmm, mmmm. Hubbard believed the blend was “sometimes better than breast milk.” (Please do not try this at home.)

Scientology lessons: Children should attend Scientology classes several hours a day to avoid non-Scientologists who could inadvertently talk to the children and “invalidate them.” Lessons also include teaching caregivers how to do “contact assists.” For example, when a child gets hurt, parents will “gently recreate the incident until (the child) smile(s).”

And there you have it, a peek into how TomKat might raise their little alien.
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From Here:
http://www.parentdish.com/2006/04/07/scientology-parenting-tips/

Interesting because midget can control his environment and minds now, the little midget flies to australia with the foolish hag for a funeral..is that a pillow or a baby ..ahhahah

Help save the children from the grasp of this cult and their midgets...of course suri doesnt endure all of that below, that is reserved for the servants who join scientology with little or no money or when their money runs out///cruise has zillions so he will be their messaih for a while to come unless MIscavigae comes up with the idea of buying a country with cruise's money..ahahha

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http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/childrn.htm

Posted at 11:18AM on Aug 1st 2007 by Miapocca

21. Thank goodness Suri(tology) looks like her Dad (Chris Klein)!

Posted at 11:19AM on Aug 1st 2007 by Next Stop...Psych Ward

22. Is the baby getting uglier or is it just me????

Posted at 11:20AM on Aug 1st 2007 by LarryBirkhead

23. tmz you crack me up

Posted at 11:20AM on Aug 1st 2007 by Iowa Girl

24. #7. Only a Scientologist would make a comment like that!!!!!

Posted at 11:45AM on Aug 1st 2007 by Blue Eyes

25. #7. Only a Scientologist would make a comment like that!!!!!

Posted at 11:45AM on Aug 1st 2007 by Blue Eyes

26. What's with that baby's face?! Scary...

Posted at 11:22AM on Aug 1st 2007 by LarryBirkhead

27. Get that bottle away from that child. She is TOO old to still be on the bottle.

Posted at 11:24AM on Aug 1st 2007 by Jemima Puddleduck

28. Why is Katie's left leg much bigger than the other?

Posted at 11:24AM on Aug 1st 2007 by Dawn Day

29. HairCheck #16 said EXACTLY what I wanted to say--good job! VERY WELL SAID!

Damn, let these people be PEOPLE!!!!

Posted at 11:33AM on Aug 1st 2007 by Donna

30. So i've been wondering since Scientologist don't believe in drugs and anesthesia, what would they do let's say Suri got sick or needed some kind of medical procedure? I mean what would they do???

Posted at 11:35AM on Aug 1st 2007 by He killed Nicole

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