Lindsay-Free Zone for Sale

When radio ads for new home developments make fun of you -- you've officially hit rock bottom -- well, that and two DUIs and twin stints in rehab!
Lindsay Lohan: Click to hear!
Lilo jokes are a staple on the comedy circuit, but in construction?! Woo, child!

In a spot heard on L.A.'s KNX 1070 Newsradio plugging the fabulousness that is suburban Porter Ranch, Calif., a man and woman talk of how they are tired of Los Angeles, its paparazzi and "insane teenage movie stars." Screeching tires and a crashing car are then heard, followed by a woman saying, "There goes Lindsay again!" The man suggests a move -- to escape the celebrity madness. To where? The moon?!

Lohan is officially the new Bobby Brown. Trust!

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16. Leave the the kid alone.Punish her with manslaughter or something if she kills some one!
There are more irresponsible people who DUI, so get after them.They are as much of a nuisance as the next celebrety offender ! They are good material for the late night talk shows or may be a Larry King thing. I think one trivializes the issue by making fun of them.I see no 'Message' in that publicity . Neither to the public nor to the Lindsays and Hiltons.
Like some one said, these repeated offenders might get a role in a movie IF and WHEN they decide to lay off the sause. And one even went ahead to say "A trial by fire!!" Why then do others have to go to Acting schools and the like.Or is it a mere American obscession with the lives of the rich and infamous?

Posted at 8:52PM on Aug 4th 2007 by raodm

17. Me and lidsay are doing lines right now laughing at this great comercial

Posted at 10:28PM on Aug 3rd 2007 by Misti

18. Funny, They should hold a raffle and give a week end package to Promises rehab too.

Posted at 10:36PM on Aug 3rd 2007 by Trace

19. Lindsay was use and is still. Plastic love fills her life. She knows not to reach for it, for she will then be adrift without a lifeline. Best play the part, she fears.

Posted at 10:43PM on Aug 3rd 2007 by My child,always

20.
Oh Ok # 15 CobaltDuck
Because I do not want to see the movie (Who Killed Me) I must be mentally challenged and or missing some supreme higher meaning only you can enlighten me on. Thanks for the PR on the movie but I think I understand the movie very well without your hype and don't plan to ever see it.
You say the first time I see the movie it's meant to confuse then I have to watch again for um clues? How can I gather clues if I am confused???? lol That's 20 bucks already! I'm now broke and confused! Good try Duck, Sorry if your the producer but we can't win um all.

Posted at 10:57PM on Aug 3rd 2007 by LC

21. The movie sucks, BIG TIME. Don't waste your money OR your time.

Posted at 12:32AM on Aug 4th 2007 by Corey

22. if the black kid jumped out of the suv and she run over his foot, what was he doing inside the suv doing a car chase with Lilo? and the passanger in the front couldn't take the key out of ignition? and the assistant's mother? had she picked up her daughter when she pulled out of her driveway? AND TO ANSWER ALL THAT DON'T BELIEVE SHE HAS A PROBLEM WELL SHE DOES AND ITS HER MOTHER fault. Lindsay has the adicction since she was 6years old. and it does not matter how many rehabs she goes 2 they wont help cuz she gets the drugs at the rehab centers. Lindsay needs to ger rid of her so called friends specially that lesbian susan or whatever her name is. there are other and better girls for lindsay ,back to the mother:::: SHE WANTED THE FAME AND MONEY THROUGH HER DAUGTHER(lindsay). AND NOW SHE IS LOSING IT THAT IS WHY SHE IS WORKING ON THE YOUNGER SISTER..IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE SHE TO IS A USER..to bad lindsay is 21 she is now an adult. she is being looked at as shuch but lets look at this girl SHE STILL IS A KID WHO NEEDS HELP BUT NOT THRU THE HOLLYWOOD REHAB CENTERS.



WE ALL KNOW THE ASSISTANT WAS THE LOVER IN TURN, AND THE 3 GUYS ARE BADMOUTHING LILO CUZ THEY DIDN'T GET ANY ;o) lmao



Posted at 3:26AM on Aug 4th 2007 by BATALIEL

23. LMAO! Funny!

Posted at 6:07AM on Aug 5th 2007 by Mia

24. COBALT DUCK , YOU SOUND LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:01PM on Aug 4th 2007 by suzette

25. Please........Lindsay...next time you want to drink/snort and drive....aim for a brick wall...tall cliff in the Hollywood hills or a very tall bridge...........put yourself and the rest of us out of our misery. I am so tired of hearing about all these no talent stupid bitches.....they are a waste of air and press time.

Posted at 1:11AM on Aug 5th 2007 by Norms Girl

26. Cobaltduck that was insightful and good. The critics are just sad, lonely people without any real direction in life. They say garbage movies, like capote, that no on really watches is good, and great movies, that people watch, are bad. Psuedo intellectuals. Screw critics and haters. I wish the pain that Aubrey felt on you ten fold and your closest people too.

Posted at 5:48AM on Aug 5th 2007 by Heil Aubrey and The H man

27. Forget what LC says. yes you need guidance because you are a typical peddlar of death born of this society. you all build people up and as soon as they expose the evil that is within you all you shun them in order to cover up your own evil and inadequacies. Shame on you LC Wh**e, you should be ashamed of your weekend or&y.

Posted at 5:54AM on Aug 5th 2007 by Heil Aubrey and The H man

28. I just got back from seeing "I Know Who Killed Me" for the second type. Cobalt Duck has is right. This is a good movie for its genre (it just not my favorite genre). Certainly LIndsay does a great job with what she has to work will.

Posted at 2:31PM on Aug 5th 2007 by Deep Background

29. Lohan's character on "I Know Who Killed Me" is like doing a Linda Lovelace-type role in that movie. It's quite a softcore porn movie.

Is she the next Linda Lovelace?

Posted at 7:49AM on Aug 9th 2007 by Kwame

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