Does the Joker Have a Crooked Poker?

31. Who the F**K cares?. Even when he was young he was nothing much to look at. Anyway, all he is trying to do is keep on the tradition of how he was made. His mother was his sister and his grandmother was in the mix also. Talk about New Jersey. Real ugly thing they did in there. It is not difficult to understand that the child will grow up with a crooked pecker, probably, from trying to f**k himself in disgust. Keep on the good work, Jack. Ha,ha,ha....

Posted at 10:45PM on Aug 4th 2007 by Oscar

32. Jack Nicholson is a washed up jerk. Nobody cares about him. He's not interesting. Even with a crooked, bare thingy. Ew.

Posted at 10:41PM on Aug 4th 2007 by LisaLisa

33. Yuck, he is old and uses Viagara and who cares if it is crooked, he is a disgusting
old fart. Very arrogant.

Posted at 12:01AM on Aug 5th 2007 by MUFASSA007

34. He was the greatest Joker of all time in the Batman movies. Cesar Romero was the funniest Joker of the Batman tv series.

Posted at 12:07AM on Aug 5th 2007 by George B Vieto

35. Actually, Polansky drugged, raped and sodomized a 13 year old girl. And there's nothing 'allegedly' about it.

Posted at 12:37AM on Aug 5th 2007 by kit

36. comment 17 is inapproperate. 13 is a child.

Posted at 12:40AM on Aug 5th 2007 by Grace E.

37. If Jack has a wonky wienie we would have known by now.

Posted at 12:51AM on Aug 5th 2007 by Piglet Baldwin

38. There are some factual problems with this piece:
Showing the infamous hottub where Roman Polanski "allegedly" raped a 13 year-old girl, implies that Nicholson owned the house and hottub when it happened, but he did not, Bob Evans did. Also, Polanski was convicted of that rape and is a fugitive from U.S. justice. The term "allegedly" is reserved for those who have been accused, BUT NOT CONVICTED of a crime.

Posted at 8:47AM on Aug 5th 2007 by Douglas

39. Crooked, straight, droopy, knotted, circular, squared, triangular, needle nosed.....who cares? As long as Jack remains a "STAND UP" guy who is loaded he'll get all the babes that "I" should be getting and many more.

Posted at 10:25AM on Aug 5th 2007 by Roger C

40. Jack Nicholson owned the house on Mulholland Drive, but was away on a ski trip when the Polanski incident occurred.

Although indicted on various counts, Polanski plea-bargained and plead guilty to (and was convicted of) one charge of statutory rape, and subsequently avoided trial. Polanski was subjected to approximately 42 days of psychiatric testing. Soon after the conclusion of the tests, he feld to France before the judge was able to hand down his sentencing. Polanski is a French citizen.

Nicholson had nothing to do with this matter.

Posted at 10:38AM on Aug 5th 2007 by Genna

41. EWWWWW!!!!! I DO NOT want to hear about Jack Nicholson's "member"!

Posted at 9:05PM on Aug 5th 2007 by Roni_C.

42. Polanski was never convicted. The charges of rape, sodomy and administration of drugs were dropped. Since they were never proven, yes, it is "allegedly". Medical examination of the girl turned up no evidence of forcible rape, and no signs of intoxication. The judge and all the partie sinvolved agreed on a plea bargain, then the judge chaged his mind (after Polanski had already served time in jail). Judge wanted Polanski to be deported, and he got his wish, sort of. End of story.

Jack Nicholson = a legend. Some of the posters here = sorry losers.

Posted at 4:45PM on Aug 5th 2007 by suzy

43. To Suzy: You're right on most points. But conviction refers to, among other things, a plea of guilty, which Polanski did plead, in court, to having unlawful sex with a minor (a.k.a. in other states as statutory rape -- not forcible rape). All the other charges were dropped.

By all reports, the judge had decided to give Polanski a light sentence, but intended to expel him from the US as well. But his flight to France did officially tag him as a fugitive from justice.

I still feel that TMZ blew it on this crummy story -- in more ways than one.

Posted at 5:13PM on Aug 5th 2007 by Genna

44. You know its the dog days of summer when TMZ has to go digging in the crotch of an actor! Since he is not guy, or bi; since he is not out front with DWIs or acting stupid, TMZ has to come up with this garbage? Shame. Jack is a fantastic actor who actually chooses his roles and studies his parts. Regarding Viagara, so what. Nothing illegal or immoral there. Why don't we go back and talk about all the boob jobs others have had, face lifts and nose shavings, for pete's sake. Why don't we discuss the abortions and meds others are doing? Jack still sits well at the games!

(PS I don't like all the characters Jack plays but I am not supposed to either. He acts well.)

Posted at 5:31PM on Aug 5th 2007 by Get a life, TMZ

45. If a man's "member" is bent or has a curve, whatever the case, he's more than likely to find that G-spot without directions. :)

He went with Angelica Huston for years and then he met up with that younger woman who had his kids, and poor Angelica was left out in the cold. That's the only issue I have with him. I think he's a fabulous actor and definitely not a has-been. I'm sure he's getting new scripts constantly, and when you're that good of an actor, you can pick and choose what you want to do.

Posted at 12:05AM on Aug 6th 2007 by G-Spot