Does the Joker Have a Crooked Poker?

So this is how Jack Nicholson keeps so many women on the hook! TMZ has exclusively learned that a new unauthorized biography on the joker suggests that Nicholson has a uniquely shaped member.

That's just one of the things revealed in "Five Easy Decades," the new unauthorized tell-all from author Dennis McDougal. Among the never-before revealed details: A self-portrait that Nicholson scrawled in pen, and photos of the hot tub in Nicholson's Hollywood Hills home. The hot tub is the infamous hot spot where "Chinatown" director Roman Polanski allegedly raped a 13-year-old girl more than thirty years ago.

The book also dishes on Jack's family secrets, and as reported in Page Six, his cadre of illegitimate children.

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46. Love Jack, seen all of his movies. But I do hope he is supporting his kids. That is really a sorry excuse for not being responsible. Not the way it is done now days for sure. He is a fun guy though and I do not believe the post about him being dark & horrible to female co-stars. Cher & Diane Keaton raved about how supportive he was too them. That was years ago to with Cher so that does not ring true. She said he went out of his way to make her feel relaxed and was so helpful to her.

Posted at 12:51AM on Aug 6th 2007 by Janet

47. luv u jack cuzi looks cool & crooked poker 4 the joker gawsh tma very low ucant dish dirt on jack he got to much class abd a good dad to all of his kids

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 6th 2007 by chris

48. BTW, no member is straight. When men have pants made to order, the tailor asks "are you right dress or left dress. If it were dead on straight, where would you fit it in your pants. Besides everyone knows Jack is anything but staight.
Refer to TMZ pictures of Jack last month on that boat in the Mediteraien sea. Just check out those old track marks on his arms...

Posted at 8:13AM on Aug 6th 2007 by itsburt

49. i wanna see it

Posted at 4:06PM on Aug 6th 2007 by itchy butt

50. smilin' all the way to hell, eh Jack?

do you think your glasses will melt once you get there ?

Posted at 9:43PM on Oct 15th 2007 by Mea

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