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Does the Joker Have a Crooked Poker?

8/4/2007 2:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

So this is how Jack Nicholson keeps so many women on the hook! TMZ has exclusively learned that a new unauthorized biography on the joker suggests that Nicholson has a uniquely shaped member.

That's just one of the things revealed in "Five Easy Decades," the new unauthorized tell-all from author Dennis McDougal. Among the never-before revealed details: A self-portrait that Nicholson scrawled in pen, and photos of the hot tub in Nicholson's Hollywood Hills home. The hot tub is the infamous hot spot where "Chinatown" director Roman Polanski allegedly raped a 13-year-old girl more than thirty years ago.

The book also dishes on Jack's family secrets, and as reported in Page Six, his cadre of illegitimate children.

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46.

curious girl    

Love Jack, seen all of his movies. But I do hope he is supporting his kids. That is really a sorry excuse for not being responsible. Not the way it is done now days for sure. He is a fun guy though and I do not believe the post about him being dark & horrible to female co-stars. Cher & Diane Keaton raved about how supportive he was too them. That was years ago to with Cher so that does not ring true. She said he went out of his way to make her feel relaxed and was so helpful to her.

2553 days ago
47.

christine    

luv u jack cuzi looks cool & crooked poker 4 the joker gawsh tma very low ucant dish dirt on jack he got to much class abd a good dad to all of his kids

2553 days ago
48.

itsburt    

BTW, no member is straight. When men have pants made to order, the tailor asks "are you right dress or left dress. If it were dead on straight, where would you fit it in your pants. Besides everyone knows Jack is anything but staight.
Refer to TMZ pictures of Jack last month on that boat in the Mediteraien sea. Just check out those old track marks on his arms...

2553 days ago
49.

puppy balls rock    

i wanna see it

2553 days ago
50.

Mea    

smilin' all the way to hell, eh Jack?

do you think your glasses will melt once you get there ?

2482 days ago
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