Celebrity Justice
Paris Goes Postal on "Pen" Pen Pals

Just 32 days after Paris Hilton was released from jail, her fans are finally hearing back from the convicted heiress. That's hot copy!
Paris Hilton Reply Letter
TMZ has obtained one of the generic reply letters that someone in Paris's camp is sending to people who wrote the convict/socialite while she did time at Lynwood Jail. Photocopied and slightly off center (the letter), it contains the line, "I read your letter..." -- perhaps she did, but as TMZ first reported, Paris got so much mail at Lynwood -- it had to be carried out in giant push carts!

After Paris mentions how "the letters I'm recieving [sic] really do put a smile on my face," the heartfelt message concludes with the gut-wrenching description of her time in the lockup: "I sit here in my cell sad and alone." One can't help but feel for the traumatized multi-millionheiress!

Not one to disappoint her fans, the letter is accompanied by a hot photo of Miss Hilton. Sealed with a kiss.

Reader Comments

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1. I saw Paris Hilton on the new talk show that Worldwide Biggies is doing online hosted by Amy Sedaris. That's the Albie Hecht thing. What a skank!

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Shawndra

2. WOW! Gee! Do ja mean she didnae write her own letters?

BARF!

BLECCCH!!!!

Posted at 4:26PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Tack-A-Rama

3. she really needs to settle down & get married, kids & a life,,,geeze, what a boring women!

Posted at 4:30PM on Aug 6th 2007 by costaMesaboy

4. HA she misspelled receiving in a letter she's sending out to thousands-- "the letters I'm recieving really do put a smile on my face" THAT'S PRICELESS.

Posted at 4:30PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Matt

5. TMZ..you've just broken the sound barrier on bad taste. Everybody knows that a lot of the mail Hilton received was not fan mail. I'm beginning to believe reports that TMZ is part of Hilton's PR team.

Posted at 4:32PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Georgia

6. Paris, do you remember the old rule in your English class--"i" before "e" except after "c"--"received" nor "recieved".

Posted at 4:35PM on Aug 6th 2007 by English teacher

7. When did they send these copied letters? After Paris was already free or what? And they keep sending letters with a line like "I sit here in my cell sad and alone." How stupid!
Even the copy itself looks cheap.

Posted at 4:48PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Mr. Bean

8. tmz. what the Paris pay you for this article?

Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 6th 2007 by FAT&DUMB WITH SKID MARKS

9. #8

nor = not idiot. You just made yourself look dumber than Paris Hilton.

Posted at 4:50PM on Aug 6th 2007 by William

10. SKANKY HO HO HO!

Posted at 11:03PM on Aug 6th 2007 by LOCO WACKO

11. Hey, my girl Paris! What class... sending out thank-you notes to your fans. Surely they wrote you letters of encouragement without expecting anything in return. With the mountain of mail you received, it would be impossible to intimately respond to each one. But responding, and enclosing an autographed picture will thrill your fans!

Posted at 4:52PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Angiebaby

12. Note the present tense of the verb: I sit here in my cell ... As if anyone would believe that she actually wrote this self-indulgent bilge while she was in jail. She's is delusionally self-centered.

Posted at 4:52PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

13. Guess Britney and Lindsay are getting more publicity than Idiotic Paris, so she has to do something to get attention. Maybe her enabling family wrote a few fan letters but I bet the majority were hate letters from people sick and tired of her. No more, TMZ, we're not interested in that bitchy Paris. I bet her IQ isn't as high as her age. When is she going to get some mental health attention?

Posted at 5:19PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Adele

14. Its in Paris' heart and that's what counts.

Posted at 5:22PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Willy

15. #16 Willy, What rock did you just crawl out from under? This heartless chicken head does nothing unless it benefits her. Get a life rain man (without the math skills). I bet if she asked you to lick the dirt off her shoes, you would.

Posted at 5:28PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Mo' Dicka

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