Celebrity Justice
Paris Goes Postal on "Pen" Pen Pals

Just 32 days after Paris Hilton was released from jail, her fans are finally hearing back from the convicted heiress. That's hot copy!
Paris Hilton Reply Letter
TMZ has obtained one of the generic reply letters that someone in Paris's camp is sending to people who wrote the convict/socialite while she did time at Lynwood Jail. Photocopied and slightly off center (the letter), it contains the line, "I read your letter..." -- perhaps she did, but as TMZ first reported, Paris got so much mail at Lynwood -- it had to be carried out in giant push carts!

After Paris mentions how "the letters I'm recieving [sic] really do put a smile on my face," the heartfelt message concludes with the gut-wrenching description of her time in the lockup: "I sit here in my cell sad and alone." One can't help but feel for the traumatized multi-millionheiress!

Not one to disappoint her fans, the letter is accompanied by a hot photo of Miss Hilton. Sealed with a kiss.

Reader Comments

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16. This letter is old news. This was all over the web when she was in prison.

Posted at 5:29PM on Aug 6th 2007 by beachbabe

17. I can't help but love the gal, she's got it all ! We should all be lucky in one way or another to have one or more of her good fortunes !. Those of you who cry out 'she hasn't done anything' NEED NOT REPLY, O.K.?

Posted at 5:30PM on Aug 6th 2007 by onogoed

18. What, is she 12?? Jesus, look at the handwriting! She's 26 years old! Some women that age are just finishing law school.

Posted at 10:22PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Trixie

19. Paris obviously didn't write this herself....where are the hearts over the I's? I hope she gets it together!

Posted at 7:33PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Amanda

20. 16. Its in Paris' heart and that's what counts.

Posted at 5:22PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Willy

Plastic Bimbo Bong Barbie doesn't have a heart. Just Herpes, Lies and Dogs as Props.

"I'm tired of acting dumb" - What Act???

She really is an ignorant, narcissistic, self absorbed skank.

All her fan mail - ROTFLMAO! OJ Simpson (the murdering, crazed jackal) probably still gets more fan mail than she does.

They do have something in common though - he's still telling lies and thinks the public believes him and adores him.

Posted at 5:39PM on Aug 6th 2007 by I'mgoingtoconcentrateoncharitywork

21. Hey, #3, Paris will never get married and have kids. No decent parents would ever let their son marry that dumb, nasty nitwit. And, her trailer trash mother would insist she marry someone wealthy, like she did. Nope, it isn't going to happen. As for Paris having children, heaven forbid that should happen. Mothers have to be a little smarter than their kids. Paris should get a complete mental evaluation and then get some education. Hopefully, she won't go through life as a useless piece of nothing. But, she probably will.

Posted at 5:41PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Tucky

22. Paris is a very sweet, very classy young woman who has enthralled the world. It is a lovely gesture that she has enough class and character to send out thank you notes to the many who sent her notes in her time of peril.

Paris is a huge star who is actually signing more endorsement deals and movies then before her time in solitary relaxation at the County Spa.

Good for Paris. She enjoys her stardom while caring for those who took time out of their busy day to care for her.

Bravo to Paris. You tear up the town Princess Paris!

Posted at 10:54PM on Aug 6th 2007 by LOTS OF LOVE FOR PARIS

23. How can I get a letter and 8x10 semi nude, semi glossy, suitable for framing, autographed picture of my idol?

I want to send it to "FireCrotch", to use as a dart board in re-hab.

Posted at 5:47PM on Aug 6th 2007 by anonymous

24. Two things:

1. It looks like a 5-year old wrote these letters. The handwriting probably matches her real intelligence and emotional maturity.

2. I love the "sad and alone" part. Good, play the victim. We had so much sympathy for you.

Posted at 5:49PM on Aug 6th 2007 by MacGuffin

25. Ummm, Paris who??

Posted at 5:54PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Leota

26. What dumbass people wrote to encourgae her-get a life! Write one of our soliders not this skanny ho!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:41PM on Aug 6th 2007 by What

27. As if the "mountain of mail" was actually all fan mail. Surely most readers will realize that this is just another PR stunt. It's indeed unfortunate that teenagers are Hilton's #1 demographic. Sad indeed. I see that one of Hilton's "publicists" has posted here as a fan. Interesting.

Posted at 6:33PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Georgia

28. We are happy here in Denmark. Our troops are back from Iraq. The decision was made in may when it was clear that people were picked on just because they were rich, so relatives to our soldiers have so many things to thank the judge and Paris Hilton about.

They are having their love ones back just because the judge was on a Christian crusade.

Thank you very much.

Posted at 1:47AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jonas Hansen

29. What the hell-what 2nd grader did she pay to write this crap? She should have a proof reader-what a dumbass!

Posted at 10:33PM on Aug 6th 2007 by What the hell

30. What kind of Social Retard would take the time to write Paris a letter? You have to be a lamed brained idiot to even care.

Posted at 12:05AM on Aug 7th 2007 by dregs

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