Celebrity Justice
Paris Goes Postal on "Pen" Pen Pals

Just 32 days after Paris Hilton was released from jail, her fans are finally hearing back from the convicted heiress. That's hot copy!
Paris Hilton Reply Letter
TMZ has obtained one of the generic reply letters that someone in Paris's camp is sending to people who wrote the convict/socialite while she did time at Lynwood Jail. Photocopied and slightly off center (the letter), it contains the line, "I read your letter..." -- perhaps she did, but as TMZ first reported, Paris got so much mail at Lynwood -- it had to be carried out in giant push carts!

After Paris mentions how "the letters I'm recieving [sic] really do put a smile on my face," the heartfelt message concludes with the gut-wrenching description of her time in the lockup: "I sit here in my cell sad and alone." One can't help but feel for the traumatized multi-millionheiress!

Not one to disappoint her fans, the letter is accompanied by a hot photo of Miss Hilton. Sealed with a kiss.

Reader Comments

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31. I actually got one of these letters with the autographed photo on July 20 - it's hanging in my cube at work!

I never expected to get anything from her - I just sent her a good luck card while she was in jail.

I actually thought it was a kind gesture - and I sure get lots of questions about it at work! LOL

Posted at 7:36PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Coco Chanel

32. I actually thought it was a kind gesture - and I sure get lots of questions about it at work! LOL

Posted at 7:36PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Coco Chanel

Oh, how jealous I am. You must be the most popular person in the workplace.

I bet that gets you a few "atta girls", all the free Big Mac's you can eat, your phone number with a note saying "for a good time call _____on the bathroom stalls, and an authentic Ronald McDonald red plastic windup watch when you retire.




Posted at 7:53PM on Aug 6th 2007 by anonymous

33. As one of those who received the letter and pic, I can only say this. Only an idiot would believe that it was handwritten, not copied. Having said that I was pleased to have gotten any kind of reply which to me shows that my letter was actually received. Has it changed my opinion that she was used as a pawn in a political game? No it hasn't. Did she deserve what she got? I'll leave it up to all the brain surgeons that have written on here that despise her. To Paris I say this. If these people that write on here are any indication of intelligent life then my advice to you is to forgive them for they know not what they do or what they say. They only know what they spray........pure toxic venom. I actually feel sorry for them and their empty lives. They still haven't learned that what they give out is what will come back to haunt them eventually. BTW I'm not a little kid, I'm not a fan. I'm 56, a retired musician and I don't want her money , fame or notoriety. I will settle simply for the chance to again tell her that in my own limited way, if she needs a friend, I'm here for her. In Christ's Love John Korell

Posted at 8:03PM on Aug 6th 2007 by John Korell

34. John Korell

You are also a middle aged old pervert on Viagra who has a very vivid imagination. LOL

Posted at 8:07PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Coco Chanel

35. And what is it you think I have imagined? My getting the letter ? Your mild attempt at humor? Oh, I know Middle aged, Guilty as charged. Old, perhaps. perverted? Sorry, I passed that stage 30 years ago. Viagra? Now thats funny but in truth I simply feel that people like you that hide behind made up names that allow you to spit hatred and jealousness of anyone that has something you will never have need to be exposed for the shallowness of your nature. It will eat you up eventually. I do forgive you though for your misconceptions and hope that when you reach my age that people who don't know you at all are a little less judgmental and forgiving of your faults, In Christ's love (GOD knows you need it) John Korell (My Real Name)

Posted at 8:26PM on Aug 6th 2007 by John Korell

36. I wrote her a really nice letter when she was in there. I hope she read it . I have yet to receive one of these letters from her, but it'll be cool if I do.

Posted at 9:44PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Ashleigh

37. oh PHHHHLEASE HA HA HA HA

Posted at 11:24PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Natasha

38. U see Paris has no compassion but for herself and her dog, all the troubles and the needy in the world are not of interest to Paris, My advise to paris is to grow up, and read "Les Miserables - Victor Hugo", interesting story Paris, what books does she read this girl, did she go to school? which school? what is her credentials, ur princessca, Paris, is a nice girl yes, but not comassionate enough about this planet, selfcentered snob. NEED BRAIN PARIS, that is all darling. and u cant buy it with ur money the brain, ur born with it.,

Posted at 12:00AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Natasha

39. So good that your troops are home.

Now can we send Paris Hilton over to your country to keep, we don't want her. She might have done good for your country, but she has contributed nothing but embarrassment to ours.

If your country decides not to keep her (and I certainly wouldn't blame), please send her anywhere else except to the US.

Posted at 2:40AM on Aug 7th 2007 by anonymous

40. Hey Paris: Your carreer looks as good as that stupid Bratz movie. I think you should all sign up for the sequel. You, Lindsay, Nicole, and Britney.

Then, the movie will go from a paltry $4 million in it's opening weekend to $40. Why forty? Because only the four of you would go see it, and then at a matinee.

Posted at 3:53AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Paris is like Bratz -- over!

41. I guess some people would be happy with this woman's toilet paper from last week.

I wouldn't try and sell those "acknowledgement fan letters" and 8x10 autographed stamped pictures on Ebay, people already have them listed - sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but no bidders.

Posted at 3:55AM on Aug 7th 2007 by anonymous

42. To Mr. Korell;

We respect your opinions. But many of us who post here are are actually intelligent, caring people who lead full lives, and help others in the world by contributing our time and money to deserving charities. We simply do not respect Hilton, nor do we approve of her "touting herself as a role model for teenagers."

Please be careful with confusing "toxic venom" with disrespect…you risk defining yourself the same the way Paris has defined Paris Hilton -- and that’s a pretty shallow way to live.

Posted at 7:11AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Georgia

43. Georgia, Thank you for your comments. As a kid growing up I remember being a selfish S.O.B. to say the least. Especially during my early 20's Being a touring musician I was given access to many things that many others would never get in real life. As a result I hurt a lot of people along the way. Eventually, though the things you do in life do come back to haunt you and thats what happened to me. While I am no longer that person I am also not even close to being as good as I can be but I'm trying hard to reach a level I can live with. It's a long process but worth it if I can reach a few of the goals I set for myself. Having said that I don't have a problem with intelligent criticism meant to help a person but I do have a problem with people who wish to tear other people down in such a derogatory way. If you notice these people do this without any regard to the damage they can cause emotionally to the people they target. And they do it under the protection they are afforded by keeping their identities hidden behind false names. Using the terms "skank, bitch, dumbass etc" signifies to me they are afraid that they will be seen to be exactly what they are saying she is. The only difference is that she cannot hide. I want to make it clear that I am not defending what Paris has done or what she might do in the future. It is clear that she has made quite a few bad choices in her life so far and I wrote her a letter to give her a bit of advice taken from the lessons I learned in life ie keeping her distance from the bloodsucking possee's that surround her and in short taking the time to think about what she does before she does it therefore minimizing her chances to screw up. I also told her she needed to re-evaluate her direction and priorities in life. I ended the letter telling her that in my opinion she deserved a punishment for risking her life and the lives of others by driving intoxicated whether by drugs or alcohol. But, I did feel she was used as a political pawn and that was not fair. Of course the judicial system is not fair to many people and I made that clear in other letters I have sent to people in authority. My point is that I have done all this openly and without hiding behind a false name. As far as the term "toxic venom" is concerned it was not intended to denegrate people like you who actually take the time to comment in a reasonable intelligent way. It was for those who like in comment #39 make the statement that Quote(What kind of Social Retard would take the time to write Paris a letter? You have to be a lamed brained idiot to even care.) Of course the comment is signed dregs (real name?) In life Georgia "toxic venom" exists and does do damage. It has been said that in life if one is not part of the solution, then one is part of the problem. Your way of communicating to me is part of the solution and I truly apologise personally to you if you thought it was meant for you. It wasn't. It was only meant for those who are so narrow minded that they can only see they splinter in others eyes but not the planks in their own. People gave me time to change and I did, Maybe she will change for the better I hope she will. One thing I do know is that without being given a second chance in life could any one of us ever succeed, Yours in Christ, John Korell

Posted at 11:03AM on Aug 7th 2007 by John Korell

44. To Korell #28

You seem to have a crush on someone half your age. Both you and your "crush" use some pretty nasty words to describe others. Some of Paris' favorites have been "skank," "loser," and many others I wouldn't repeat. Your post: "Brain surgeons, that spit hatred and jealousy." Aren't you sitting in judgment on others? Seems like the only one who has to work on their relationship with God is you, kiddo.

Posted at 11:14AM on Aug 7th 2007 by May

45. Well, It seems I have caused a bit of controversy myself LOL Firstly, I do apologize to all the actual Brain Surgeons out there who have studied and succeeded in their chosen field of medicine. I do admit to actually being judgmental and you're right, that is not my job. My job is to hate the sin but love the sinner. I guess what I'm trying to say is that GOD doesn't see us as we are but what we will become or end up as. I guess the easy thing to have done would have been to remain silent but I just couldn't do that in this case. In doing that I apparently have ruffled a few feathers. For that I am not sorry, I have inadvertantly initiated dialogue on a subject which is worth discussing, The interesting thing is that in doing so I've been called a middle aged old pervert among other things. OH yes, and now I've been accused of having a crush on someone half my age. I guess I don't have a lock on the judgmental thing after all. It's a no win situation, If I deny it I'm a liar, If I acknowledge it I'm a dirty old man LOL, Talk about being inbetween a rock and a hard place. Therefore I will simply say I'm a man who after seeing the news and all the comments that I felt some compassion for a person that at the time needed to know that not all the world despised her as a person that could never be redeemed but as one who could change or be changed into a better human being. In doing so I have opened myself up to all sorts of criticism and inuendo. So be it, I guess the bible is right when it says that sooner or later we will all have to take up our own crosses and walk with them. Lastly, you are right, I always need to work on my relationship with GOD as it is obvious I still have a long way to go. Thank you May for bringing to light my errors and May GOD richly bless you as much as HE has me in my life, In Christ's Love, John Korell

Posted at 12:18PM on Aug 7th 2007 by John Korell

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