Andy Milonakis -- Lindsay's Savior?

Posted Aug 7th 2007 11:04AM by TMZ Staff

D-list wannabe Andy Milonakis believes he could be the one to save Lindsay Lohan's life. Say what?!


TMZ was outside of Crustacean last night, where the diminutive train wreck was chatting with also mess Jason Wahler, who had just scored the digits of sexy chicken dancer, Bai Ling. Andy claimed it was his great influence that got the "Laguna Beach" badboy to "eat Cheerios everyday instead of chugging vodka" and to "eat a nice dinner, don't smoke crack." What a pal!

Milonakis also said he could get Little Miss Lohan to straighten up as well, telling TMZ, "I'll have her eating Cheerios and sniffing less coke!" Who knew Cheerios had so much power?!

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16. andy milinokis every guy want s 2 be him,every girl wants 2 be with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ah,just kidding lol but hes cool does he mean plain cheerios or"special"cheerios as in "special brownies"heh heh his last advice 2 her waz better,weeed iz good and should be legal poor linds should not go 2 jail.celebrate national disobediance day august 30th

Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 7th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist!!(kadintodd2@aol.com)

17. big fat slob

Posted at 9:03AM on Aug 8th 2007 by joe russo

18. That Jason creep is every where and will talk to anybody who has a camera in front of them. I hate this a hole so bad.

Posted at 9:42AM on Aug 8th 2007 by anonymous

19. HEY PEOPLE... This fat, ugly, slob has never had a film career. He did some stupid show that lasted about as long as he will when he first has sex with his mom. Errrr, ummm, can you say that he is a never has been. Please, tell this fat slob to go shoot himself... incredible when two losers who had a brief stint as a person on MTV can be interviewed, WE DON'T CARE WHAT EITHER ONE OF THESE JACK ASSES HAVE TO SAY.

Posted at 8:55PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Johnny

20. ANDY MILONAKIS IS SUPER SEXY AND HOT!!!! PEOPLE WHO TALK CRAP ABOUT HIM ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! I LOVE HIS SHOW TO DEATH!!!! I WANT TO BUY ALL OF THE SERIES AND WATCH THEM 24/7!!! I WOULD LOVE TO MEET HIM!!! HE'S HECKA COOL!!!! AND IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY WRITE CRAP TO HIM THEY'RE JUST IGNORANT!!! I THINK HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY THE SHOW IS AWESOME! IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM, DONT WRITE MEAN TO HIM!!! I LOVE HIM AND I HAVEN'T EVEN MET HIM! AND I CANT BELIEVE THAT HE'S 32 CAUSE HE LOOKS 12 OR 13 I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HIM AS MY ENTERTAINMENT AT MY BIRTHDAY [THE BEST PRESENT EVER]!!! WELL GOT TO GO ANDY BUT I LOVE YOU SEXY!!! P.S. TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DONT LIKE HIM YOUR JEALOUS AND WISHED THAT YOU LOOKED LIKE HIM!!!!
CLAIRE[XOXOXOXO]

Posted at 2:52AM on Sep 8th 2007 by clairee goins

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