Bon Jovi -- Anatomically Incorrect

From Paris to Britney to Hilary -- and let's not forget our dear Olsens -- celebrity dolls are all the rage. It was only a matter of time before they made a Bon Jovi doll. Yes, Bon Jovi. Pre-coiffed just like Barbara Walters!
Richie Sambora and Jon Bon Jovi
The good people at McFarlane Toys have created the Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora stand up "figures." They're perfect for die hard fans or as a gift for that "special" Bon Jovian in your life. The toy states that it's made for ages 13 and up. Good call! Especially since probably no one under 30 has ever heard of these guys -- unless you say, "One of them is that guy who was married to Heather Locklear and then dated Denise Richards." Even then, doubtful.



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16. Hey Kate, I agree, Bon Jovi rocks. My 28 year old son grew up with them and I love them myself. They still rock and they are still cool!

Posted at 4:16PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Susan

17. Do they have dolls of Tommy and Gina too?

This is such old news TMZ. Get with it!

Posted at 4:28PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jen

18. These will be perfect for a Robot Chicken episode.

Posted at 5:05PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Trixie

19. Bon Jovi?!?

Is that big-haired pretty-boy still around?

What's he do these days, work as file clerk or something?

Huh, he always reminded me of that Bobby Sherman guy from the late '60s, early '70s. A pretty-boy couple-hits wonder.

Posted at 5:08PM on Aug 7th 2007 by RasputinsLiver

20. I love to play with Dolls. I think I will have my G.I. Joe's beat their libral asses.

Posted at 5:31PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Rainbow Bright

21. I know plenty of young people that are fans of Bon Jovi. If you'd go to one of their concerts you would see just how many young fans they have.

Posted at 5:37PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Becky

22. SWEET! I LOVE Bon Jovi!! I'm definitely getting me some of this!!!

Posted at 4:59PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Lauren

23. YES!! Can't wait!! I'm going out to get these soon, I LOVE BON JOVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:00PM on Aug 8th 2007 by BonJovi#1fan

24. I so dissagree bon jovi is amazing, Im 17 and i grew up listening to them, they are amazing, dont go bashing them because they have joined a fad of dolls, they will be collector items..so just stop...they are amamzing

Posted at 6:21PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Ashley

25. to boredatwork---- I live in the same town as Jon , and have waited on him and seen him at Macys...pretty sure the hair is real!!!

Posted at 6:47PM on Aug 7th 2007 by kathy

26. I have always wanted to get 12 inches of Richie Sambora. Anyplace Anytime

Posted at 8:05PM on Aug 7th 2007 by ruffgirl

27. Triple love Bon Jovi, I can't wait to get one. Jon is still gorgeous, the fact that he has started his modeling career at the age of 42 says something. On top of his looks he also is a very good person.

Posted at 7:27PM on Aug 19th 2007 by Suzi

28. I live near Jovi and no he isn't a "has been" his concerts are awesome, even my 12 yr old
loves them . I don't like his ultra liberal political views shoved down my throat at his concerts BUT he does a lot of good work for our county & other local organizations

Posted at 10:04PM on Aug 7th 2007 by newjerseygirl

29. Where's the one of Tico? There are other members in the band!

Posted at 2:28AM on Aug 8th 2007 by harleygirl

30. OMG! What the heck do they mean about no one under 30 will know them?
I'm 20!!! Most of the Jovi fans I know are actually under 30... hmmm someone needs to do more research!

Posted at 4:08AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Alice

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