Bon Jovi -- Anatomically Incorrect

From Paris to Britney to Hilary -- and let's not forget our dear Olsens -- celebrity dolls are all the rage. It was only a matter of time before they made a Bon Jovi doll. Yes, Bon Jovi. Pre-coiffed just like Barbara Walters!
Richie Sambora and Jon Bon Jovi
The good people at McFarlane Toys have created the Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora stand up "figures." They're perfect for die hard fans or as a gift for that "special" Bon Jovian in your life. The toy states that it's made for ages 13 and up. Good call! Especially since probably no one under 30 has ever heard of these guys -- unless you say, "One of them is that guy who was married to Heather Locklear and then dated Denise Richards." Even then, doubtful.



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31. If you haven't heard of Bon Jovi you haven't seen the latest charts.. The new album is on VH1, CMT, GAC & MTV. It has broken record sales worldwide. This band is here to stay. By the way I am a grandmother & my 2 grandsons & my daughter & my husband are huge fans.There needs to be more bands like Bon Jovi. I had a relationship with someone in the music business for several years & met & was around a lot of people in the business. Heather is the one who left a good thing. Richie is a good guy

Posted at 5:12AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Ann

32. No one under 30 knows them???!!! Who are you kidding, TMZ!!?? Bon Jovi has outlasted 90 percent of the so-called rock bands out there since they hit the scene in the '80's! Rock on, boys!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:29AM on Aug 8th 2007 by oyeah

33. i've never met such a negative person /writer.

Posted at 7:02AM on Aug 8th 2007 by mike

34. I beg to differ on "no one under 30 has heard of them"...they have had some recent hits and even my kids freinds know who they are. Your attempt to always have a sarcastic comment at the end of your stories sometimes falls flat. It is OK to have an article occasionally and not bash the subject - we won't think any less of you.

Posted at 8:43AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Lisa

35. No one under 30 has even heard of them? Try getting tickets to one of their concerts! All ages are represented! After 25 years in the business, still selling out stadiums and millions of albums....that says a lot more than your lame little blog!

Posted at 9:31AM on Aug 8th 2007 by diane on long island

36. Bon Jovi are one of the few bands to stand the test of time. Still rockin after 20 something years, that really says something. I've been hooked from the start and my 13 year old daughter is a big fan, she can't wait to see them live again. It's easy to knock them cause they've been around for so long, most bands these aren't around long enough for anyone to remember their names.

Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 9th 2007 by audreyd

37. You wrote: "I don't like his ultra liberal political views shoved down my throat at his concerts BUT he does a lot of good work for our county & other local organizations"

What concerts have YOU been to lately? What talking points memo are you reading complaints off of? Jon makes a point NOT to use the concert stage at a soapbox. They screened the trailer to An Inconvenient Truth at Giants Stadium last summer but other than that, the man is not using the band's concert tour to preach to his music fans. You are SO off base and dead wrong about that. So if you actually believe that's what he's doing, you are CHOOSING to find fault and LOOKING for a reason to be offended and mock outraged. He's very smart and tries very hard to speak out on his own time and not use the concert stage as a political rally. You should know that -- he's made that very clear.

Posted at 11:09AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Voice of Reason

38. i love bon jovi and im 30 been a fan for 23 years and still going
love the figures and i plan on buying them
and they will deff be worth something someday

Posted at 2:06PM on Aug 8th 2007 by rosie

39. I got hooked on Bon Jovi when I was 11. I'm almost 18 and still love them. So whoever says they're washed up or for the 40+ crowd is wrong.

Posted at 8:54PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Cass

40. My Barbie and Skipper can both kick their libral asses!!!

Posted at 9:43PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Rainbow Bright

41. well I think they are great and I will be getting both of them..No one said everyone world wide has to like BJ but 100 million fans worldwide DO..
If anyone cared to look on JBJ's official website theres thousands of fans 13 and under as well as 13 up to 65..
Ive been a fan for 22 years and BJ are a band you can be proud to follow not like some of the drop kicks around out there. You cant go for 22 plus years and release another no1 album if your no good.
like I said not everyone has to be a fan but if you dont like them you dont have to put them down.
get over yourselves people and grow up.for godsake..complain about something worth while like world hunger or the homeless.

Posted at 3:11AM on Aug 9th 2007 by jonsgirll

42. To the comment of no one under 30 knows who they are: If you've ever attended a Bon Jovi concert you would be aware the age range of fans is about 17 to 50 years old, and everyone has a great time, you are on your feet for the entire show!!! One of the best concerts ever!!!!

Posted at 11:46AM on Aug 13th 2007 by Teresa kimbrel

43. All there songs sound so much alike any more!!!! They have no new ideas. They all need to go t rehab and learn how to write a good song.

Posted at 10:35AM on Aug 9th 2007 by LoJay

44. BON JOVI MUSIC FOR THE NEXT 100 YEARS.

Posted at 10:08AM on Aug 11th 2007 by everts garay

45. well im 16 and i love bon jovi... i think their an extremely underrated rock band.. i also know that they are one of the best rock bands in history and those fans which are 30 now were once 16 and still love bon jovi. dont u think theres a reason why this band has such loyal fans.
if u dont like them fine but dont assume that no one alse does.....

Posted at 4:05AM on Aug 12th 2007 by s456

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