Train Wrecks
"Brainiac" Brit Drops a Hit, Runs

Britney Spears pulled off a smash and dash in broad daylight yesterday -- bolting after she slammed into a frickin' parked car! Hit me baby one more time!


As the Britster was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store on Monday, she banged her Mercedes into a parked station wagon in a botched attempt at parking. After scraping up her wheels in the crash, Brit screamed, "I'm a brainiac!" Well, there's no denying it now!

Not once seen checking out the other vehicle, a micro-dressed Brit popped a ladylike squat in front of her Mercedes to inspect the damage, giving a few photogs another view of her hoo-hoo-dilly. Will she never learn?

Brit then walked right past the scraped up wagon next to her, and left without leaving a note for the owner.

UPDATE: TMZ has confirmed that Miss Spears has not contacted the owner of the station wagon. Damage to the other car was minor. TMZ spoke to the owner of the vehicle, who said that she hopes the former Mrs. Federline will do the right thing.



Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears

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16. it waz um,my car brit no hard feelings though!!200,000 dollars and well forget about the whole thing!lol,no im just kidding but seriuosly i support these celebs but they should try 2 be a litle more careful cause the conservtive establishment iz try 2 destory alot of youth culture including celebratiedom and these things r happening so close 2 ecthother i have a feeling its not totally there fault though!!!!!

Posted at 10:03AM on Aug 7th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist!!(kadintodd2@aol.com)

17. TMZ, I watched the video serveral times and your written account is very over-the-top,
I know that we all love to hate Britney, but please lets keep it real. If anything you should be calling out the Paps for putting her in constant danger while she is driving.

Posted at 10:04AM on Aug 7th 2007 by De

18. um gee, don't care at all. that's why it's funny get off your high horse, maybe use nerd as your moniker next time

Posted at 10:04AM on Aug 7th 2007 by big deal

19. She's driving one handed cuz of the dog. Take that f***in thing home!

Posted at 10:09AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Joanie loves Chachi

20. she doesn't even look at the other car. she is so self centered, the world only revolves around her sick self. no one else matters. stick her butt in a mental institution, she will wind up there sooner or later.

Posted at 10:10AM on Aug 7th 2007 by tuna marie

21. Having her dog on her lap is almost as bad as having her kid on her lap. She hit that car half cause she's a horrible driver, and half cause she was screwing around with her dog on her lap. There should be a law for it, cause it's a distraction AND an obstacle. I came up on someone who was clearly weaving all over the road, driving erratically, and when I got a chance to pass, I looked over. It was some stupid chick with a friggin dog.

Posted at 10:11AM on Aug 7th 2007 by drive or don't

22. gotta admit, she is consistent, i luv ms piggy

Posted at 10:13AM on Aug 7th 2007 by caveman

23. #19 big deal, are we PMSing today?

Posted at 10:13AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Dont know why I care

24. Where do I begin??? The dog, the wig, the dress, the lack of accomanying children? (not to mention the hoo-hoo-dilly??????) I hope she does go to europe. Fair trade Brit for Posh...

Posted at 10:13AM on Aug 7th 2007 by martinsmama

25. She had a dog on her lap and she wasn't wearing seatbelt. The paps were not in her way. Stop making excuses for her. It was 100% her fault.

Posted at 10:14AM on Aug 7th 2007 by amy d

26. she hit the car...then she open the door and bang the car again...smh

Posted at 10:16AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Fred Flintstone

27. why is she always carrying that dog with her everywhere. doesn't she know how to treat any living being? stay home britney, you are such a mess, the dress has stains and she must have sat in something, there are particles all over the seat of her dress, what a pig she is,

Posted at 10:18AM on Aug 7th 2007 by tuna marie

28. What an immature brat. She is with her dog more than she is with her children. Has she no conscience at all? I hope she gets charged with leaving the scene.

Posted at 10:19AM on Aug 7th 2007 by karenigma77

29. Just a thought.... Could she possibly have been impaired? Is this "vitamin" store legit or just a front for a drug dealer????

Posted at 10:20AM on Aug 7th 2007 by jan2060

30. #8big deal......you're a complete and total IDIOT. How can you say '' you guys are so up tight?'' This dumb talentless bitch just hit someone's car! #9oside local....I think you're a KINGSIZED jackass. A thousand celebs have papparazi in there faces EVERY DAY...why don't they crash into people's PARKED cars? #8 and #9....you two should sign up to be crash dummies.

Posted at 10:22AM on Aug 7th 2007 by idiotkicker

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