Train Wrecks
"Brainiac" Brit Drops a Hit, Runs

Britney Spears pulled off a smash and dash in broad daylight yesterday -- bolting after she slammed into a frickin' parked car! Hit me baby one more time!


As the Britster was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store on Monday, she banged her Mercedes into a parked station wagon in a botched attempt at parking. After scraping up her wheels in the crash, Brit screamed, "I'm a brainiac!" Well, there's no denying it now!

Not once seen checking out the other vehicle, a micro-dressed Brit popped a ladylike squat in front of her Mercedes to inspect the damage, giving a few photogs another view of her hoo-hoo-dilly. Will she never learn?

Brit then walked right past the scraped up wagon next to her, and left without leaving a note for the owner.

UPDATE: TMZ has confirmed that Miss Spears has not contacted the owner of the station wagon. Damage to the other car was minor. TMZ spoke to the owner of the vehicle, who said that she hopes the former Mrs. Federline will do the right thing.



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31. She hit the car and then she bang her door and hit the car again and she then didn't bother looking at the other car????

Posted at 10:23AM on Aug 7th 2007 by maggie

32. Jan2060-nice way to jump to conclusions there, DUMBASS! And what the hell? You have 500 photographers chasing you around with constant flashing bulbs wondering what the hell your going to screw up next, you'd be a nervous wreck too!! You guys just follow her every move knowing she's going to screw something up-you can't wait so you can post some other Britney bashing story...I am so sick of it. God no wonder she's a wreck. I agree, go crawl back up Paris's big ole ass!!!

Posted at 10:23AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Donna

33. Wonderful-hit & run???

Are all of these loser, no talent pieces of garbage going to spend time behind bars?

Is this on video so the police can see it?

Posted at 10:27AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Ms Kris

34. Ya know you guys I don't like her one bit but she specifically ask's "somone get security" She prob went into where she was going and told them to report it. I don't know how she can drive around and get around with all those ppl following her. I think she is a nut case but this was'nt as bad ad you made it out to be. IMHO

Posted at 10:27AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Foxbelle

35. Dumb Bt-ch, Only concern is for her car. Guess the other guy knows now who hit him. Sue the Ho. Did anyone report the hit and run?

Posted at 10:28AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Hit and Run

36. If she is a wreck, how is that anybody else's fault??!! She the one who wanted to be famous!!! We didn't make her!

Posted at 10:28AM on Aug 7th 2007 by duh

37. she needs to check into the nearest Nut House asap
or get her prozac refilled--shes out there somewhere
think she is really bi-polar

Posted at 10:32AM on Aug 7th 2007 by ura dork

38. I'm so tired of hearing about "POOR BRITNEY"...she was chased by paps. Um, yeah, that's what happens when you shave your head, fly in an umbrella stabbing rage, drop your kid, swing from a stripper pole, use gas station toilets with no shoes on, and strip down to your nasty skivvies for a dip in the ocean, ALL THE WHILE KNOWING THAT THE CAMERAS ARE CLICKING AWAY. Watch the video, the clicking is deafening...there's no way they just snuck up on her! She thrives on the attention and makes a fool of herself to be sure they follow her. She's trash. Justin should thank God every minute of every day...

Posted at 10:32AM on Aug 7th 2007 by martinsmama

39. #16....you must be mentally challenged....this ugly bitch has had her ugly ass pic snapped a KAZILLION times! That's no excuse to hit someone's car and just blow it off.! You have achieved crash dummy status....congrats jackass! Wouldn't ya think she'd be used to it by NOW???? #16.....please get help.

Posted at 10:36AM on Aug 7th 2007 by idiotkicker

40. WATCH THE FOOTAGE CLOSELY- SHE MAKES DAMN SURE TO EXAMINE HER OWN CAR FOR DAMAGE, BUT THEN WALKS BY THE VAN WITHOUT CHECKING IT AT ALL....SHE DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER TO GLANCE IN THE VANS DIRECTION!!! SELF-ABSORBED, SELF-CENTERED, SELFISH BRAT- BRITNEY ONLY CARES ABOUT 'ME, MYSELF, AND I'....RIDICULOUS!!!

Posted at 10:36AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Tami

41. You know, I think she may not be all together...but jeez. All those photographers all around, I imagine it would get really distracting...enough to crunch another car.

But still, you would think one of those many people would remind her to leave a note (but I might be a little more subtle and tell someone inside so I didn't have to handle it in public)
Maybe she did, maybe she didn't.

Posted at 10:38AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Michelle

42. Hey #33--DONNA
Asking a question is jumping to conclusions? Just throwing a thought out there so relax ... nice talk btw... you kiss people with that mouth?

Posted at 10:39AM on Aug 7th 2007 by jan2060

43. Hey #16 Retard:
She DID bang the other car with her door, I've seen video from another site that shows it CLEARLY..... and she obviously had enough time to stop and inspect her OWN CAR !!!
She should have left some kind of note or something on the car, maybe her lawyers # or the # for her new manager, and let them handle it.
So many celebrities think the can just smash stuff up and walk away.
It's like what rock bands used to do to hotel rooms, but now all the other hollywood types are doing it out on the road, and none of us are safe.

Posted at 10:42AM on Aug 7th 2007 by sickened

44. ...this whole thing is wrong on so many levels it boggles the mind. I can't begin to comment on everything that's off the charts bazaar. Only Britney and only in America. Park the car and start walking, your dog would like that better too.

Posted at 10:42AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Brit and run

45. for the people taking up for her, you would feel different if she hit your car. you would be suing her ass for thousands of dollars.

Posted at 10:43AM on Aug 7th 2007 by tuna marie

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