Train Wrecks
"Brainiac" Brit Drops a Hit, Runs

Britney Spears pulled off a smash and dash in broad daylight yesterday -- bolting after she slammed into a frickin' parked car! Hit me baby one more time!


As the Britster was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store on Monday, she banged her Mercedes into a parked station wagon in a botched attempt at parking. After scraping up her wheels in the crash, Brit screamed, "I'm a brainiac!" Well, there's no denying it now!

Not once seen checking out the other vehicle, a micro-dressed Brit popped a ladylike squat in front of her Mercedes to inspect the damage, giving a few photogs another view of her hoo-hoo-dilly. Will she never learn?

Brit then walked right past the scraped up wagon next to her, and left without leaving a note for the owner.

UPDATE: TMZ has confirmed that Miss Spears has not contacted the owner of the station wagon. Damage to the other car was minor. TMZ spoke to the owner of the vehicle, who said that she hopes the former Mrs. Federline will do the right thing.



Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears

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46. DARN YOU Britney!!!!! I hope you get sued, and arrested for that crap!

Posted at 10:44AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Kiss Off

47. BRITNEY SPEARS is a SELFISH WACK JOB. I CANNOT WAIT until she gets popped and put in the freakin clink!!!! Used to love her, cannot stand her anymore!!!!! They need to admit her long-term to a mental ward. Guess Kevin FederLOIN was the smart one after all. Not sure how he put up with her for as long as he did. She is PSYCHO, and uses the bathroom on herself!!! She has no manners, and is oblivious to the rest of humanity around her!!!!!

Posted at 10:44AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Kiss Off

48. The girl can die her hair, but she still has blonds roots. That was just flat ass funny. A blond moment if ever saw one. "Is my car ok?" Didn't even bat an eyelash at the other car.

She has too may pappz and others (dozens) of people swarming her constantly, she's just not living a normal life. I think it's taken it's toll. How much of that crap can one person take.
She's just a little bit cuckoo. I think I'd be too if I was her, too.

Posted at 10:46AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Carly

49. Why are you people defending her and enabling her with comments like give her a break, blaming the paps, and other excuses. The fact is if she were anyone else, you all would be up in arms about who does she think she is! She is an idiot and you fans are not helping at all.

Posted at 10:49AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Chris

50. I wish someone would run this waste of sperm and egg over with her own car.............

Posted at 10:53AM on Aug 7th 2007 by MissMara

51. After seeing the paparazzi swarm all over Britney like bees to honey it is no wonder the poor girl is always flustered and on edge...all those cameras would make anyone a little bonkers. This doesn't excuse her lack of driving etiquitte and common sense but it does explain a lot.

Posted at 10:56AM on Aug 7th 2007 by esmerelda

52. Like I'm sorry y'all! I mean like all ah care bout is mah little old car y'all!........ That's how stupid Britney is!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:00AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

53. At least it's was a dog on her lap this time and not a baby! What are the girls yelling in the background?

Posted at 11:06AM on Aug 7th 2007 by katie

54. Brit is so egocentric - in her own little world. I do not understand how she functions at all.

BTW TMZ - a hit & run usually indicates leaving the scene so someone can't find you - she actually went into the building where that car was parked, so maybe she or her bodyguards or press agent or whatever could ask around and take care of that situation. If she left a note, the Paparazzi would either take it, photograph it, sell it on eBay or something.

Posted at 11:10AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Brit-needs-help

55. Stop defending Britney. If she can't drive with people taking her picture (in the daylight, not like there's flashes) then maybe she should get a driver so she can pay all her attention to her little dog and not her kids. Or maybe she should be a little more discreet. If she didn't want to be seen, maybe she should not drive a convertable.

And sure, it was an accident, but for her to just leave is illegal. Don't defend her for that. It's scary that some of you do, and explains why I get mystery dents on my car, you jerks!

Posted at 11:12AM on Aug 7th 2007 by warp100

56. For those of you who suggest that Brit went inside and notified someone she had hit their car, that would be hard for her to do, in that, she didn't even look at the other car, much less notice a make, model and license plate number. (Pretty sure this weaved airhead doesn't have a photographic memory.) And to suggest that someone with her might have helped out here - who? The dog? With the top down, it was easy to see there were no hangers-on there - other than than those worthless papz!

Posted at 11:21AM on Aug 7th 2007 by rj

57. people STOP DEFENDING HER. she is an idiot, an embarrassment to the human race. first of all, she DID hit that car. i don't care what you say. second of all, if you do hit a car the NORMAL thing to do is to leave a note. then again, she isn't normal- she's a pathetic selfish slut who can never do anything right. as far as the whole 'photog' excuse goes, there are plenty of celebrities that are followed as well but don't drive into cars, don't almost drop their kids, don't drive with their infants on their lap, etc. that's ok though; while some of you are hoping for a comeback and i'm hoping she takes her mini and drives off of a cliff. soon

Posted at 11:26AM on Aug 7th 2007 by hora

58. "hoo-hoo-dilly"......LOL.......that word is even funnier than her mishaps!

Posted at 11:27AM on Aug 7th 2007 by rose

59. Seems to me it was intentional. She loves the attention of these idiots taking her pic. Not to mention the way she gave them the beaver shot. She is a classless bimbo. Where is her mother..........Why isn't she trying to takes thse poor kids away from this IDIOT ! Couldnt she have used the dog to cover her crotch ? OMY WJat a waste of human skin. Sombebody call CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES.......

Posted at 11:27AM on Aug 7th 2007 by emj

60. since the "accident" occured in a private parking lot, there's not much the owner of the other car can do. outside of suing the pants off of Britney, which shouldn't be too hard as she doesn't wear pants MOST of the time anymore. but if there is no visable damage, then they don't have much of a case. she didn't (as in her CAR didn't) leave the scene, so there's a pretty good chance when she went inside, she made an effort to try to make it right with the other car's owner.

as for driving with her dog in her lap: TONS of ppl do that everyday. i seriously doubt that it had anything to do with her bumping that other car. some ppl over think, or under think their space when they're parking. so this could have happened to ANYONE. but most ppl don't have 50 photogs around them all the damn time, so they can get away with a whole lot more. and i bet good money, that in her effort to NOT hit a photog, she over thought her parking radius and hit that other car. at least it was a CAR and NOT a HUMAN BEING!

as for her kids: what is with you ppl?! as parents are you all over your kids 24/7?! are they with you 24/7?! i think NOT! she's got a team of ppl to watch her kids so she can take a break when she wants/needs one. that's nice to have! and i recommend that anyone that can pull that off, to do it! kids do need their parents love and attention, BUT mommy and daddy can't give them their best when they're worn out and tired and have other things on their minds like making sure that the bills are paid so the kids have a roof over their heads, food in their bellies and clothes and shoes for another day. not to mention trying to figure out how they're gonna pay for school (new clothes and supplies can be a bitch!) and don't even get me started on college! so lay off her and the damn kids! they're fine! i think they're in better hands when she's NOT around!

Posted at 11:42AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Devynn

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