Train Wrecks
"Brainiac" Brit Drops a Hit, Runs

Britney Spears pulled off a smash and dash in broad daylight yesterday -- bolting after she slammed into a frickin' parked car! Hit me baby one more time!


As the Britster was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store on Monday, she banged her Mercedes into a parked station wagon in a botched attempt at parking. After scraping up her wheels in the crash, Brit screamed, "I'm a brainiac!" Well, there's no denying it now!

Not once seen checking out the other vehicle, a micro-dressed Brit popped a ladylike squat in front of her Mercedes to inspect the damage, giving a few photogs another view of her hoo-hoo-dilly. Will she never learn?

Brit then walked right past the scraped up wagon next to her, and left without leaving a note for the owner.

UPDATE: TMZ has confirmed that Miss Spears has not contacted the owner of the station wagon. Damage to the other car was minor. TMZ spoke to the owner of the vehicle, who said that she hopes the former Mrs. Federline will do the right thing.



Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears

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61. Y'all just got played.

Posted at 11:42AM on Aug 7th 2007 by E

62. Of course it's not Britney's fault....never is never was. It's always somebody else's fault....don't you guys get that?? Britney is a victim here and she should never ever take any responsibilities for her actions EVER....she's human. Since she's a celebrity she has every rights to disobey the law. She's a wonderful role model and a great mother to her kids.....ok I'm going to throw up now.

Posted at 11:58AM on Aug 7th 2007 by amy d

63. Someone that lives in that area needs to call the police and tell them to watch this video. That is a hit and run and she should be arrested for it.

She is so self consumed that she didn't even look at the other car.

Posted at 12:19PM on Aug 7th 2007 by me

64. isn't it time for Britney and Paula Abdul to take a
Thelma & Louise ride together? I'd buy a ticket!

Posted at 12:31PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Carolyn

65. Dog in her lap. No seatbelt. Genius!!!

Posted at 12:44PM on Aug 7th 2007 by jenny

66. You can even hear a lady almost in the end of the video saying "That lady hit your car." I think it is so funny when she goes to look at the damages and you can tell that she wasnt planning on bending down to look at it, yet as if on cue a man yells "no, no bend down and look." Then thats when they all huddled to take pictures of her "foregin country."

Posted at 12:55PM on Aug 7th 2007 by ss

67. The paps are all asking her "OH BRITNEY-YOU OK?" like they give a crap, all the while thinking YES!! WE GOT THE FOOTAGE---what low-life crackheads...get outta her freakin face for once!!

Posted at 1:12PM on Aug 7th 2007 by meeeetttooooo

68. If Ditzi Brit didn't want to be followd by photogs all she would have to do is NOT shop or go to the place where she KNOWS that they will be. Any actor in Hollywood knows that they can stay out of the limelight if THEY WANT TO. Everyone knows that you go shopping on Robertson and have lunch at The Ivy when you want to be seen. There are thousands and thousands of other restaurants in LA. But these media whores show up at Robertson Blvd where the paparazzi live and then beg them not to take their pics. STUPID! Its all a game.

Posted at 1:22PM on Aug 7th 2007 by HIt and Run

69. Hee!!!!! I thought my boyfriend and I were the only ones who said "hoo hoo dilly". ROFLMAO!! Good times. That girl needs to be kicked in the head.

Posted at 1:28PM on Aug 7th 2007 by lazymf

70. hey ! is that hit and run
she should be arrested
and at least get life in the mental ward

Posted at 1:31PM on Aug 7th 2007 by jersyguy

71. My GOD, I feel sorry for her. She has no freakin life. I think we would all act differently and also be seen doing some stupid things if someone was following and taking pictures non stop. It's ridiculous, give her a break!!

Posted at 1:41PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jennifer

72. 16. First off, her door didn't bang into the other car, watch it again.

Second off, how on earth could she have stopped and inspected the other car with 95 photographers up her nose! For crying out loud, leave the girl alone!! She was trying to park and they are right there, snapping pictures - WTF?!?! That alone could cause someone to wreck. I think photographers have gone way too far - anyone remember Princess Diana???

Posted at 10:03AM on Aug 7th 2007 by leave her alone - DAMN!!
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She didn't have time to inspect the other car but had time to see if her car was ok. What are you talking about. For all of you that haven't seen the pictures on x17, she took the paint off that PARKED CAR!

Yeah, I remember Princess Diana. She was killed by a drunk driver, her own!

Posted at 2:02PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Johnny SoCal

73. must have hit a nerve - TMZ deleted me!! LOL

As for those of you that want her head on a platter for "hit and run" - think about this logically (if you can) she DIDN'T leave!! If she would have gotten in her car and drove away, then it would be classified as a hit and run. You can't possibly think for a second that if she had left a note on the car that it wouldn't be n Ebay by now?!?! That's the most ridiculous thing I've read. Yeah, leave a note - hey, I'm Britney Spears and I hit your car. Sorry - call me @ ### ###-####" - sure TMZ would have had a field day with that one! Some people just don't have a clue - and guess what, I'm not talking Britney. See that reflection in your computer monitor - yep, that's the moron I'm talkin' about!

Posted at 2:05PM on Aug 7th 2007 by leave her alone - DAMN!!

74. TOTALLY STAGED, TOTALLY FAKE. I know exactly where this store is, and there just HAPPENS to be 15 photographers there? I been there 150 times, and NEVER seen a pappoo.
MORE FAKE NEWS BY TMZ and Brit's publicist.

Posted at 2:35PM on Aug 7th 2007 by L.A. Douchenozzle, Esq.

75. Calling her a "Train wreck" is a very huge understatement. This girl is seriously F**K'D UP.. ...that's no lie. And IF ALL of this behavior is being done on purpose, well that's just as f**k'd up. I think her family should just take the bull by the horns & go after her. Set her straight. I mean, JEEZ, she's giving them enough evidence to use against her.!!!!! I'm sure they will get plenty of support, far, far more than any that the Bimbo can pay for. All of her "inner circle" is paid for. I also think that there is a sexual thing involved here too. I think Spears, Lohan, Hilton, Richie, etc...enjoy a "girls night out" , quite often & enjoy them far more than they will adamit. They always seem to be around a lot of women, especially late at night jumping into the limo.

Posted at 2:48PM on Aug 7th 2007 by M.S 401

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