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Britney Goes A-Gardenin'

With no career to speak of, she's a lady of leisure, y'all! And what better way to celebrate a hot August day than by puttin' on her best white see-through sundress and scootin' on down to the plant store? By wearin' hot pink panties and a blue bikini top underneath, that's how!
Britney Spears
Looking reasonably better -- for her -- the former Mrs. Federline tossed her Extend-a-Head® braids under her Weaveguard©, got her Monday-best white pumps on, and rode on down to fetch some fresh greenery for Plantation Popwreck. Top it all off with some Dinah Shore sunglasses -- voila! Ready for Palm Springs, Las Vegas ... or Crazytown!

To be fair, Brit's summer Bride of Federline look is a stunning improvement over her other recent looks, Rodeo Drive cowgirl, pink-wigged rehab escapee, and 1960s stripper widow.

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16. Looks like she went in the ocean again and everything shrank on her. The shoes, too.

Posted at 2:50PM on Aug 7th 2007 by The Doubletake

17. Required summer day wear for trailer trash.

Posted at 11:04AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Big Fella

18. Looks like she went in the ocean already and everything shrank on her - including the shoes.

http://www.thedailydoubletake.blogspot.com

Posted at 2:50PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lidian

19. I suppose we should be thankful she at least owns one pair of panties and wears them sporatically. Good grief! She is a disaster. A serious case for a lockdown rehab stay!

Posted at 11:05AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Tippi Thomas

20. The car wreck photos with the no panties are yucky!
poor photographer with that mag that caught the photo.
Click through my link to see it...if you really want to be grossed out.
No wonder KEVIN left her.

Posted at 11:07AM on Aug 7th 2007 by OH MY GOSH!!!

21. She's very Oompa Loompa.

Posted at 2:01PM on Aug 7th 2007 by JayJay

22. Yeah this is a good look for her, but she should have replaced the pink bikin bottoms for a white ones. Good thing is we know she is not going commando!

Posted at 7:38PM on Aug 12th 2007 by Lainy

23. I understand her mirror committed suicide by jumping off the balcony. Needless to say its family was pretty broken up over the news.

Posted at 3:42PM on Aug 8th 2007 by joi

24. She needs a slip this girl really is just a tramp. Her mother has got to be mortified by her daughters actions.

Posted at 10:05AM on Oct 4th 2007 by LAH

25. she is disgusting. she looks DIRTY. i mean, perpetually dirty. and someone needs to tell her we are freaking tired of looking at her damn underwear. when are her kids gonna be taken away?

Posted at 2:32PM on Aug 7th 2007 by hora

26. finnnnnnnaly!!!!!!!!!! she looks cute-------AND SHE"S WEARING PANTIES!

TMZ....you left out ---mismatched R&B chick look and the fishnet nightmare look

LOL

Posted at 11:15AM on Aug 7th 2007 by iloveperez

27. how can celebs stand the lack of privacy like this
?this iz a little much i mean every little thing she wares,i hope she has a valium if she wants lol.

Posted at 11:18AM on Aug 7th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist!!(kadintodd2@aol.com)

28. Britney, Britney, I know that you are dressing like this to be a smart ass. On second thought .... this is the nicest you have looked in a long, l-o-o-o-n-g time. There is nothing sexy about baring it all and leaving little to the imagination. Covering "it" up in the right places makes you look respectable and very pretty. Please listen to your new management team.

Posted at 11:18AM on Aug 7th 2007 by i just know some things

29. That was the funniest piece I ever read! I have tears rolling down my cheeks. Y'all!

Posted at 4:25PM on Aug 7th 2007 by psychopat

30. I am definitely not a fan of hers but come on people! As far as the dress, it is cute and fits well. She really should've worn something different beneath it though. The shoes-not my taste either but at least they match. As far as blaming Louisiana-go straight to hell #4.

Posted at 11:20AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Not A Fan

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