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Britney Goes A-Gardenin'

With no career to speak of, she's a lady of leisure, y'all! And what better way to celebrate a hot August day than by puttin' on her best white see-through sundress and scootin' on down to the plant store? By wearin' hot pink panties and a blue bikini top underneath, that's how!
Britney Spears
Looking reasonably better -- for her -- the former Mrs. Federline tossed her Extend-a-Head® braids under her Weaveguard©, got her Monday-best white pumps on, and rode on down to fetch some fresh greenery for Plantation Popwreck. Top it all off with some Dinah Shore sunglasses -- voila! Ready for Palm Springs, Las Vegas ... or Crazytown!

To be fair, Brit's summer Bride of Federline look is a stunning improvement over her other recent looks, Rodeo Drive cowgirl, pink-wigged rehab escapee, and 1960s stripper widow.

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31. I like how she has managed to turn a really cute dress into complete skankiness.

And where is she gardening?? I thought she lived in a hotel.

Posted at 12:29PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Julie

32. She puts the FUN in disfunctional!

Posted at 11:27AM on Aug 7th 2007 by rj

33. You guy's are brutal on this chick. She sure is crazy, but if she ends up pulling the plug on herself, I somehow think that TMZ would have to share some of the blame...ya'll.

Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jon

34. We DO NOT WANT HER HERE IN PALM SPRINGS!! KEEP HER ON YOUR SIDE OF THE TRACKS! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!

Posted at 11:33AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Hello

35. PIG

Posted at 12:32PM on Aug 7th 2007 by bulldogi

36. As Dolly Parton has stated, "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap."
But nasty and trashy? AS ALWAYS, WAY TO GO, Ms. Spears!!!

Posted at 12:18PM on Aug 7th 2007 by na

37. ...can we assume the panties are crotchless?

Posted at 11:41AM on Aug 7th 2007 by ben dover

38. I love it, she is so cute and funky. I love personal style. Much less than all you t-shirt and jeans people that complain. Britney has been putting her best fashion foot forward when she goes out lately and I definately appreciate it! What's with a jab at her career? She should not be pressured into a new cd, it shouldn't even be referred to as a comeback. Many artists take hiatus. All this BS over Brit is disturbing.

Posted at 7:51AM on Aug 12th 2007 by jj\\\'s mama

39. Where in Gods name is her publicist? sosmeone--please---tell this no mind how to show some class---

Posted at 2:37PM on Aug 7th 2007 by bakes

40. Just spit my coffee all over my desk from laughing! Hey Britney, I hate 5-inch hooker sandals. Your white shoes just made my morning.

Posted at 11:44AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Pam

41. ya'll leave Britt alone!she is still so hot

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 7th 2007 by C WILLIAMSON

42. What can I say?? She really grosses me out...yuck!!

Posted at 11:52AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Wendy

43. UUHHGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god dammit i am so tired of this skank-o-rama!!!!!! can't the paps ask her the questions everyone wants to know, like "why don't you get yourself some help you bi-polar, no morals, ugly weave wearin SLUT!!!!!!!!!"

Posted at 12:13PM on Aug 7th 2007 by mlaw

44. I'd hate to see what the inside of those panties look and smell like.


Posted at 11:53AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Who

45. Disgusting pig!

Posted at 12:01PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Sarah

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