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Britney Goes A-Gardenin'

With no career to speak of, she's a lady of leisure, y'all! And what better way to celebrate a hot August day than by puttin' on her best white see-through sundress and scootin' on down to the plant store? By wearin' hot pink panties and a blue bikini top underneath, that's how!
Britney Spears
Looking reasonably better -- for her -- the former Mrs. Federline tossed her Extend-a-Head® braids under her Weaveguard©, got her Monday-best white pumps on, and rode on down to fetch some fresh greenery for Plantation Popwreck. Top it all off with some Dinah Shore sunglasses -- voila! Ready for Palm Springs, Las Vegas ... or Crazytown!

To be fair, Brit's summer Bride of Federline look is a stunning improvement over her other recent looks, Rodeo Drive cowgirl, pink-wigged rehab escapee, and 1960s stripper widow.

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46. Nasty & Trashy... & Blind, too?!?!?!!
As ALWAYS, way to go, Brit!!!

Posted at 12:41PM on Aug 8th 2007 by na

47. Trashtacular...stripperiffic...Holesome...unbeweaveable...skanktastic...
Not many people can develop their own line of adjectives. Way to go ho...

Posted at 5:49PM on Aug 7th 2007 by martinsmama

48. I love the pink under the white. She should have tied it all together with a black bra. Trash bag.

Posted at 12:06PM on Aug 7th 2007 by PremierExpressioniste

49. Oy vey!

Posted at 12:08PM on Aug 7th 2007 by WHY??

50. If she has no career to speak of, then why do you insist on following her around and posting pictures of her? She must have some pull over you paps.

Posted at 1:04PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Robin Givens

51. I like Britney's Lucille Ball outfit! Her shoes were an unexpected touch - but I like them too.

Britney can't win with all you complainers. Bet there's stuff in your closet that makes you look yuck.

Even though I'm from Los Angeles and have never lived in Alabama, I defend that many people dress cool in Alabama than in Los Angeles.

Posted at 12:16PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Pam

52. Brit is awsome. She is so awsome people cant stop looking. They wish they could wear what she wears and look out standing. I would love to walk into a club with her. The way she dresses is great. Screw what the world thinks, do your own thing and smile.

Posted at 12:22PM on Aug 7th 2007 by steve

53. The outfit looked really cute until I noticed the pink panties...geesh.

Posted at 3:51PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Sander

54. Is she Catholic? No slip? No matching undies? She can't be Catholic.

Posted at 12:35PM on Aug 7th 2007 by SayWhat

55. The look won't last...........

LOSER, LOSER, LOSER, so desperate for attention, what a shame...for someone who has some money, you sure do buy the cheapest wigs..

Posted at 12:33PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Where's my kids y'all???

56. Jimmy Choo Stilettos are nothing more than over-priced, uncomfortable, strappy, crap. I get my fit-like-a-glove shoes from an italian cobbler -- custom-made of the softest , comfortable leather. Mine are Black but, look like Britney's pair.

Posted at 12:49PM on Aug 7th 2007 by jA

57. i hit it...

Posted at 12:52PM on Aug 7th 2007 by bob

58. Why why why does Ditzi Britney always have to take a potentially cute outfit and f it up? If she had a clue she would start rocking har short hair and put a slip under that dress and look really pulled together.

BRITNEY....WTF is wrong with you?

Posted at 1:11PM on Aug 7th 2007 by HIt and Run

59. She constantly looks like a 6 year old's barbie doll. A 6 year old with no fasion sense that is... does she own anything that isn't completely see-through, from the juniors department, or break-away???

Posted at 8:29PM on Aug 7th 2007 by WTF?

60. I'm never going to get any work done today if britney keeps going out in public. She's like a trainwreck...tragic...no, she's like a head on collision of a train carrying much needed medical supplies to waiting third world countries and a second train with all of the Fredericks of Hollywood picked over clearance sale crap. She needs to go to GAP and buy her some decent clothes that fit...DO NOT CUT OR ALTER THEM IN ANY WAY. Oh, and she needs to introduce herself to nude colored panties.
"Hey, at least I'm wearin' 'em, y'all!"

Posted at 1:21PM on Aug 7th 2007 by martinsmama

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